U, chapter 22… I'm currently writing this in my dark living room while my preppy little sister is watching Jason with about 14 of her friends. So they're screaming about how stupid this is but won't turn it off.

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To my reviewers…

KatzMeow: well okay then… I sat in my kitchen for a good three minutes today and my best friend (who Sadeko is based off of) Apples came in and just asked "Why are you staring at the refrigerator?" "OOOH is that what it's called?" I swear I'm such an idiot sometimes! Anyway my own sister is a 'spork' but I just usually call her munchkin because I was raised watching 'The Wizard of Oz' and she's a lot shorter than me.

Stick'ums: I love sporks! But my school lets us have forks and knives so it's a lot more fun! Actually my friends don't trust me with anything sharper than a spoon and even took away my sword 'Excalibur' (takes doughnut from Stick'ums) UMMM… doughnut!

Chapter 22

On with da' fun!

You've entered chat 'LLAMAS!'

Halfa1267: what's up? Who's all here?

GoSpooky13: me, you and Sadeko

IheartuSnowy929: hey sexy…

Halfa1267: now I remember you.

IheartuSnowy929: I feel loved!

GoSpooky13: you should Sadeko, anyway did I tell you about my friend Mei's world?

Halfa1267: her world?

GoSpooky13: yeah here's how it goes…

Mei- Empress of the World- with her army of pirates and outcast faeries and elves

Boy- Ninja master- with an army of ninjas

Me- Wicked witch- with an army of demons

Sadeko- goddess of heartbreak

Dan- weapons master

Adam- Beast master- with an army of kitty ninjas

Radar- demon slayer- no army just a shibby sword and a dragon

Samara- lady of the lake

Kara and Claire- goddess of the sea

Amber- ruler of the top half of hell

Mei's sister- mistress of evil- army of demons

Mei's brother- Apprentice ninja- army of ninjas

Melissa- lady of the dragons

Avi- emperor of the world (no just kidding)

IheartuSnowy929: yeah I'm the best person there!

GoSpooky13: uh-huh sure you are…

Halfa1267: I'm confused

IheartuSnowy929: hey anyone up for something kinky?

GoSpooky13: Sadeko stop being weird

Halfa1267: please!

IheartuSnowy929: you guys are losers… oh yeah Ryoko you're not my baby's daddy.

GoSpooky13: what? You're cheating on me?

Halfa1267: huh?

IheartuSnowy929: yeah. It's Lindsey's baby.

GoSpooky13: you whore! I just get divorced from Sasami and you go do this?

Halfa1267: what are you talking about?

GoSpooky13: Sadeko, what did I do to make you leave me?

IheartuSnowy929: cause you were cheating on me with Ayeka!

GoSpooky13: but I can change!

Halfa1267: I'm getting really scared now!

GoSpooky13: fine I'll talk to my lawyer and make sure you don't get anything

IheartuSnowy929: I already got the kids and house

GoSpooky13: WHAT! Do I still get Fluffy?

Halfa1267: who's Fluffy?

IheartuSnowy929: yeah you can get the dog but the car is mine

GoSpooky13: fine you get the Corvette… please don't tell the kids this was daddy's fault

Halfa1267: So Ryoko's the daddy, Sadeko the mother and there's a dog named Fluffy?

IheartuSnowy929: they already know daddy cheated on mommy. They've been seeing Lindsey every weekend

GoSpooky13: so they're not my kids?

Halfa1267: you two are so weird? Do you already have this all set up or do you just make it up as you go along?

GoSpooky13: make it up.

Halfa1267: figured…

IheartuSnowy929: alright well I got to go

GoSpooky13: no

IheartuSnowy929: I really got to go!

GoSpooky13: you loser no you don't you're just sick of talking to us

Halfa1267: bye Sadeko

I know it's short but don't forget to review and tell me what you like/don't like about this fic

Your loyal writer,

Ryoko