The cheese is the answer to all your questions
:the long awaited:CHAPTER TWO:
Woot woot! As we left of, in the last chapter….
Ginny and Malfoy together: "CHEESY WATSITS!"
Ginny: "Sooooo, do u know where we can get cheese from?"
Draco: "no…you were the one who suggested it…you get the cheese"
Ginny: "ahhhh…Nah"
Draco: drooling "but I LOOOoovVVEEeee cheese!"
Ginny: "Me too, but I'm not you're slave" pokes out tounge "get off your fat arse and do it yourself"
Draco: tearfully "My arse isn't fat" bends round to check "It's a perfectly sculptured piece of…fleshy goodness"
Ginny: giggles then makes a disgusted face "It's a manner of…speech, it just means go and get me some cheese…now"
Draco: "well, if it's a manner of speech" wipes up tears "I'm cool, I'm cool"
Ginny: stares
Draco: stares back
Ginny: "well…."
Draco: "cheese"
Ginny: "cheese?"
Draco: "Cheese…"
Ginny: "well…."
Draco: dreams of cheese
Ginny: "Well….Oohhh…a bit of a mystery then…where is the cheese?" DUN DUN DUN
Draco: "hahah that's sorta like that muggle game…umm monop-lolly"
Ginny: "Yea….like that" rolls eyes
Draco: "we should go on a…a….a……investigation! To find the whereabouts of the forbidden cheese" lowers voice dramatically, eyes wide
Ginny: Grins "Sounds like a plan!" jumps up and down, anticipating the cheesy goodness
Draco: "Ok…well where do we start? The kitchens would seem like a smart idea…but I've never been to bright…So…lets look in the quiddich changing rooms!"
Ginny: thinks "Hmmm that seems plausible….the cheese is in the changing rooms, the cheese is in the changing rooms" speeds out the rooms…towards the changing rooms
Draco: runs after Ginny
Ginny: puffs "I'm in the cheesy mood…"
Draco: "me too…cheese and oreo muffins…yummo"
Ginny: Grimaces "yea…yum"
Draco: "OK cheese…come out, come out, wherever you are" he calls happily through the empty quiddich rooms.
Ginny: "hahahahahaha the cheese is hiding you" pauses confused, then dismisses it "…we need some bait…to bait them with!"
Draco: "hmmm, what do wild cheese eat?"
Ginny: "I dunno…lets go ask someone"
Draco: "what about the cheese?"
Ginny: pauses "I think if we tell them to stay, they should stay, like dogs…we shall train them! Till there big enough to…eat!"
Draco: raises eyebrows "Or not…we could just go find out what cheese eats, then come back and eat it, eat it good" starts drooling
Ginny: "mmmmm" starts eating the air
Draco: drools
Ginny: drools
Draco: drools
Ginny: drools
Music starts randomly
Draco: "hey music!"
Ginny: "whoa!"
Draco: "its SOOoo pretty!" smiles and taps his foot in the beat of the "mysterious" music
Harry: starts Irish dancing to the catchy catchy music
Ginny and Draco together: "Hey! Where'd you come from?"
Harry: "I'm not really here…I'm just a dream…an illusion…ill-lluuu-u-ssioo-iiioo-nnn"
Ginny: "wtf?"
Draco: starts Irish dancing with Harry
Ginny: "MALFOY! We have to find out what cheese eats!"
Malfoy: "Oh yea" stops dancing, but resumes his foot tapping
Harry: prances off toward the forbidden (OHHHhhh) forest in his little green dress and shinny ribbon, blending in at once with the foliage
Ginny: "Finally…Grrrr"
Draco: tearfully "why'd the pretty music stop?"
Ginny: "I dunno….but lets go…now"
Draco: "Where are we going again?" dazed look
Ginny: impatiently "To find the cheese, I mean, what the cheese eats, so we can…eat it" grins manically
Draco: "I like cheese" he says simply
Ginny: "Really?"
Draco: cheerfully "Yes"
Ginny: "Really?"
Draco: frowns "yes"
Ginny: "Nah"
Draco: "What! Yes I like cheese! I lobe it, I lobbeee tcheese" starts to lisp
Ginny: "Im just joking Malfoy, I know you like cheese, if I've learnt anything from hanging with you for the last 2 hours…its that you like cheese, and that I have a newfound passion for it…. WOW" gasps, "we should be twins!"
Draco: "Stop joking to me Weasley, twins…" scoffs
Ginny: "yea…well sorta…"
Draco: starts new convo "Im too sexc for my own good" starts posing
Ginny: "NO Malfoy… cheese now…. go… Snape… donkey… cheese…. Yummo…. Cheese… find…eat… cheese…"
Draco: "What?"
Ginny: Grabs Malfoy and drags him up to the castle in search for professor Snape, who, if anyone did, had the answer to their trixy question.
Draco: screeches, while being dragged by crazy Ginny "HELP! I'm being raped by a goldfish!"
Ginny: continues dragging.
To be continued….
Author's notes: I hope you like this, its just one of the insights into what goes on in my head when I'm bored/alone/sleepy/bored/crazy/sleepy/sore/feeling cheesy/feeling normal
Yea…so hope you like it hahahaha im cool, and you all know it (lol)
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