Welcome to the fabulous chapter 23

Disclaimer: hum… let's see I own nothing in this fic except Ryoko Denton. The other OCs belong to my friends and everything else belongs to some person/people who I don't know

To my loyal reviewers…

Stick'ums: yes we get FORKS and KNIVES! But they don't like it when you have knife throwing contest towards my friend Joe (Radar). Anyway we were all just sitting in my room one Saturday morning and Sasami started yelling that I wasn't her baby daddy. Anyway I was cheating on her ass.

Atemu's Lover: yeah it's all IMs or emails… thus the title 'emails, wannabe demons and too much sugar' we have the wannabe demons in Ryoko, Ayeka, Sasami, Dita and Sadeko. The too much sugar is Ryoko cause she always acts like she has a sugar rush and the emails part is because this fic is made up of emails and IMs. I'm going to put in more DannyXSam parts don't worry.

Long lost sorrow: he he the whole 'short equals good' comment you made caused Sasami to love you. Whereas I am coming up with a list of names to call her, I have…

Shortie

Piglet

Munchkin

Vertically challenged

And

Hobbit

So if anyone out there has any other names I can call her just tell me!

ilovepink425: thanks for reviewing! I'm glad you like the fic so far

houdinicat3: yeah well the thing is none of my friends watch sports and just so you know I'm a Philly Girl born and raised I support the Eagles!

Pinkflyingcats: anyway I WILL be telling people what you have against a girl getting a good night sleep under a kitchen table! Anyway you know that was an accident and my mom freaked when I even mentioned having more people come over than necessary. So you have to stop holding that over my head!

EMBUR101: well I have that happen to me a lot… but then when I try to explain it to someone thye just look at me like I'm nuts (friends in background: "You are nuts Ryoko!") anyway so you order me huh? Well I don't think my owner would like that too much… ahh I don't care here ya go.

KatzMeow: well thank you. I love things that are weird but still can be funny.

Okay it's either 11:42 PM or 5 AM when I post this so enjoy end don't forget to send in reviews and flames

Chapter 23

On with da' fun!

GoSpooky13: I love you!

Halfa1267: excuse me?

GoSpooky13: never mind… it was a dare from Dita and Sasami. We just got back from Six Flags.

Halfa1267: I was there with Sam today

GoSpooky13: I thought I saw two people making out by Kingda Ka.

Halfa1267: uh… no comment

GoSpooky13: you're such a loser!

Halfa1267: aww Ryoko I love you too

GoSpooky13: don't let Sam hear you say that

Halfa1267: so getting off topic… what did you go on?

GoSpooky13: SUPERMAN! It was fun!

Halfa1267: so did you go on Kingda Ka?

GoSpooky13: uh… no! I hate roller coasters!

Halfa1267: wuss

GoSpooky13: I went on Superman and a few other smaller rides, you?

Halfa1267: Kingda Ka, Superman, Nitro, Stunt man's Free Fall, Robin, Batman and some other rides.

GoSpooky13: baka how can you in your right mind get on those things?

Halfa1267: what you think you'll die or something?

GoSpooky13: I'm already dead… half dead at least

Halfa1267: true… so what are you doing now?

GoSpooky13: I'm sorry Ryoko is currently be dragged across the floor by Sin.

Halfa1267: then who's this?

GoSpooky13: this is Sasami… how bout them Phillies?

Halfa1267: uh… they suck

GoSpooky13: WHAT! I LOVE THE PHILLIES!

Halfa1267: I thought that was the answer you wanted

GoSpooky13: no you were supposed to say "They rock as usual!"

Halfa1267: well I couldn't lie to you

GoSpooky13: I have rug burn on my back and it hurts

Halfa1267: from being dragged by Sin?

GoSpooky13: hai

Halfa1267: why do you always speak in Japanese? I swear when I was at Six Flags today there were these girls, one reminded me of you. She had silver hair and glasses and she was calling people bakas and comparing things to something called 'JTHM'

GoSpooky13: you're an idiot you know that? How many other people do you know that have silver hair and call people bakas?

Halfa1267: oooo I'm an idiot

GoSpooky13: and for being an idiot you have to talk to Sasami while she yells at you for your Anti-Phillies ways

Halfa1267: you're not that evil!

GoSpooky13: I'm back…

'Halfa1267' is not currently signed on

Ryoko closed Sir. Callahan Jr. and looked to her friends as Sasami was still mad about what Danny said about the Phillies. "Sasami you know they suck!" Ryoko yelled before Sasami attacked her with a hairbrush near her on the dresser as Ryoko screamed while being attacked.

"NOT AGAIN!"

Well once again this chapter was short and I'm sorry for making fun of the Phillies (respectful bow)

Anyway don't forget to send in reviews and think up names that I can call Sasami about either her height or Sesshomaru obsession

Your loyal writer,

Ryoko