The Cheese Is the Answer To All Your Questions…
Chapter Three
In the Last chapter….
Draco: screeches, while being dragged by crazy Ginny "Help! I'm being raped by a goldfish!"
Ginny: continues dragging.
DUN DUN DUN!
Well here we are…so I shall continue with the story…NOW!
Draco: struggles, trying in vain to get free off Ginny's death grip
Ginny: "stop struggling"
Draco: "NO" pouts
Ginny: sticks out tongue "Luckily for you, I am quite manly, and able to carry you to the dungeons" starts carrying Malfoy
Draco: struggles then admits defeat, and lies back on Ginny, nearly suffocating her
"Damn you and your manliness, now I will have to be carried to the dungeons instead of walking…. its hard times Ginny, hard times…"
Ginny: "Yea…hard times….pffttt…and Yes Damn my manliness" struggles under Draco's weight, nearly dropping him
Draco: "HEY! If you insist on carrying me, at least make it smooth ride" Sticks out tounge "…I always thought you was a bit manly" suspicious eyes "Almost too manly if you ask me" narrows eyes
Ginny: "AHHHAHAHA-no" drops Malfoy on the dungeon floor
Draco: "OWWW! Be careful, I'm very fragile, I bruise easily…I'm like a giant peach…Weasley, or should I call you…Wea…Weasel….MAN WEASEL!"
Ginny: looks at Draco like he's stupid (which he is sometimes…) "That's my brother dumbass"
Draco: "Ohh…well ok then… MAN GINNY!"
Ginny: "Ok then…WOMAN-DRACO!"
Draco: "ahh-no, you can't steal my idea…stoler"
Ginny: "Fine" Pouts angrily
Draco: "AHAAAA! victorious, once again!" starts jumping up and down
Ginny: "OK….Malfoy, did you take your pills this morning?" sarcastically
Draco: beams "Yes, as a matter of fact I did"
Ginny: "Ohh….ok then" mutters "damn you and your….pill taking! Grrr"
Draco: "HEY! Where are we?" startled, looks at the dungeon…which is now home to a giant hole in the floor
Ginny: Looks round…"umm we seem to be in the dungeons…but there's like….a giant hole!" looks confused
Draco: "Really? A hole? I would've never guessed"
Ginny: "And that is why I am me, and you are you, and me"
Draco: "Huh?" confused face "Well….we need to get round it somehow…"
Ginny: "Lets umm…rope! We can do a Tarzan!"
Draco: "Tarzan? I had a hamster called Tarzan once…"
Ginny: "Really? Tarzan…Hmmm" thinks
Draco: "Its was…my best friend…I loved him…he…he" starts crying
Ginny: "ARGGHH"
Draco: "What's your problem?" looks put out
Ginny: "You keep crying! Stop trying to get attention! This fanfic is about me! Not you…and your stupid…HAMSTER!"
Draco: wipes tear and narrows eyes "My hamster was 20 times better than you'll ever be…weasel-weasle-WEASEL!"
Ginny: "Come on Malfoy, You must've gotten over it by now…it was years ago"
Draco: "Years ago?" he said, starts yelling "It was last week!"
Ginny: "squeak"
Draco: sobs
Ginny: "Well….your still trying to get attention…all that crying, Before this fanfic, I'd like total never seen you cry before"
Draco: "I keep to myself" sniffs pathetically
Ginny: "YOU KEEP TO YOURSELF? You don't keep to YOURSELF! HARDLY! I wish you kept to yourself! Then we wouldn't be in this mess" snarls
Draco: narrows eyes "OHHH……. so this is how it goes?"
Ginny: "Hell yea...its how its always been" narrows eyes straight back at him
Draco: "Do you wanna fight?" he said trying to act tough, but failing miserably, most likely due to the fact there are tearstains still on his face
Ginny: "Bring it" smiles maliciously
Draco: "Nah ah, don't go there girlfriend" starts shaking his finger…and well, acting like a gay guy…
Ginny: "I could take you any day" starts flexing
Draco: "Yea…Well…I could take you any day too…just not today…I'm too…traumatized…yea traumatized poor Jimmy…my little hamster…" looks scared and teary (Jimmy? Wasn't it called Tarzan a sec ago? Lol)
Ginny: "that's right, better recognize" starts victory dancing, which mainly consists of smutty dancing
Draco: "So…Now that we have established the fact that I am much stronger than you lets figure out how to get to the other side"
Ginny: stupidly "Lets jump"
Draco: thinks "Meh ok…"
Ginny: screeches as Draco starts to jump "I WAS JUST JOKING FOOL!"
Draco: scratches head "Yea, I knew that… like totally"
Ginny: "Sure…"
Draco: sighs and rolls eyes like he wasn't gonna jump all along
Ginny: Smiles innocently
Draco: thinks of ways to get to the other side of this Evil evil evil hole-like thing
Ginny: tries to think, then gets distracted by a flying butterfly…
Draco: Thinks
Ginny: "Butterfly!" starts ripping the wings off it and eating them
Draco: thinks
Ginny: gobble gobble
Draco: thinks
Ginny: talks, half to herself "Do you know what would taste good-o with this?"
Draco: Thinks
Ginny: "CHEESE! And nutella" starts drooling
Draco: thinks
Ginny: sings "Trogdor was a man… He was a DRAGON MAN! Well maybe just a….Dragon.. But he was still TROGDOR! TROGDOR!"
Draco: looks scared, then shrugs and joins in….
Ginny and Draco together: "TROGDOR! Burn and eating the countryside, burn and eating the peasants…burn n eating the people and the THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES! YEA! THATCHED ROOF…COTTAGES! …And the Trogdor comes in the night!"
…Moment of silence…
Draco: "well that was enlightening" looks amused
Ginny: "I GOT IT!"
Draco: startled "What? Herpes?"
Ginny: "Ewww no" makes disgusted face
Draco: "Sure…keep your Herpe ridden self away from me" snarls
Ginny: "How would I get Herpes?" looks stupidy at Draco
Draco: smirks "well to get herpes you have to…"
Ginny: "ARRGGHHH" jumps away
Draco: "What? You asked…" innocently
Ginny: "NO! not that! A…A…hideous monster!"
Draco: looks round "where?"
Ginny: "there!" points at Draco
Draco: "hahaha funny weasley" looks hurt
Ginny: "I am funny"
Draco: "Hrummphh" resumes "thinking"
Ginny: suddenly "are you afraid to die?"
Draco: startled "What?" looks strangely at Ginny, who is now making a daisy chain…out of air
Ginny: "Nothing, nothing at all, my child, fear not, Ginny is here to save you"
Draco: "Suuurrreee, you couldn't even find a way to get us to the other side of this darn hole! I have cravings for cheese you know, you can't just ignore that"
Ginny: "Cravings? Are you pregnant?"
Draco: yelps, "How did you know my secret?" sarcastically
Ginny: out of now-where "I have the answer"
Draco: "to what?"
Ginny: "The cheese is the answer to all your questions"
Draco: "what?"
Ginny: "We make a bridge!"
Draco: "And How would we do that?"
Ginny: "Rope and wood and stuff!"
Draco: "and where would we get that from?"
Ginny: "UMMM we can, burn down Hagrid's hut, then steal the remaining wood and rope from there!"
Draco: considers it "Meh, beats any plan I had" heads towards the hut
Ginny: "I am a genius! Mwahahaha!"
Draco: "OI! Ginny!"
Ginny: "What?"
Draco: "Can you carry me there? Im too weak and anemic, and your so manly and stong…and muscley…you could surely carry me easily…you muscley guy you"
Ginny: weakens with all the praise "Well I dunno.."
Draco: "Please? Oh great one?" gets on knees
Ginny: "Fine" heaves Draco onto her back
Draco: "sweet"
To be continued…
Author notes:
Well well well…another chapter has passed and Ginny and Draco seem no closer to the "Big Cheese" then they were before…lol, I'm trying to draw it out..make it as painful as possible…lol
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