In our last episode…. of…. The cheese is the answer to all your Questions….
: Flashback:
Draco: "HEY! Wait up!" run's behind her "Can you carry me again? Oh great strong one…"
Ginny: 'NOO!" storms off
Draco: "Damn" trudges after her "WAIT UP!"
To be continued…
…Ok, continued…
Ginny: snarls
Draco: raises eyebrows "Damn you walk fast"
Ginny: "damn right, you have to take lessons from the best to compete with me fool"
Draco: "Iight, Clam down oh little one, wouldn't wanna hurt yourself"
Ginny: stops and falls to the ground as Draco walks straight into her "From what?"
Draco: Pulls her up "I dunno, you could..uhh trip over a rock, and fall down and die" smirks "that would be REALLY funny" starts laughing
Ginny: glares "I'm glad you think me dying would be so terribly hilarious"
Draco: 'It would be…you falling…dying….MWAHHAHA"
Ginny: Starts walking again, now at a faster pace then before "Hey Malfoy, put some wheels on it" smirks
Draco: puffs, runs to catch up "Wait…dying, so unfit…I mean fit…I mean….stop I wanna die from old age, not from a asthma attack, Its not eminent enough for a Malfoy to die from a…a…asthma thing…." Puffs, clutching his chest
Ginny: "Ok you using big words isn't gonna make me walk any slower, just make me reconsider classing you as a complete dumbass, I mean you must have some smarts to think up crazy words that don't mean anything"
Draco: protests "HEY! Eminent is a real word, just cos you don't know it don't make it unreal you plank!"
Ginny: scoffs "Yea…eminent…a .real word…" rolls eyes
Draco: Shakes head "You're a loser Ginny Meredith Anne Weasley"
Ginny: angrily "ALLRIGHT! WHEN YOU BRING IN MIDDLE NAMES YOU MAKE IT SERIOUS MALFOY!" pulls sleeves up and heads toward him, with the evil intent of smashing some very expensive lights out
Draco: backs away scared, and trips over a rock
Ginny: "HAHAHA NOW YOU'RE THE ONE TRIPPING OVER ROCKS AND DYING!"
Draco: stupidly "I'm dead?"
Ginny: shakes head "Yes Draco your dead…welcome to Heaven" sarcastically
Draco: "Kay, I know your lying now….Heaven….HAHA"
Ginny: stops "Don't you believe in God Malfoy?"
Draco: scoffs "Of course not!"
Ginny: studies him "Of course you wouldn't, you'll go to hell for not believing in God"
Draco: "It's your god. They're your rules, You go to hell"
Ginny: looks startled then shrugs "Meh, Whatever"
Draco: "Hmm…what?"
Ginny: "Don't worry your little crazy head Malfoy"
Draco: stops in his tracks "Crazy? Once I was crazy. They locked me in a room to die. Die? I don't want to die. All the mice will get me. Mice? I hate mice. They drive me crazy. Crazy? Once I was crazy. They locked..." starts shaking
Ginny: Hugs Draco "MALFOY! SNAP OUT OF IT!"
Draco: "Oh what? OH…ok thanks Ginny"
Ginny: smiles "It's alright, we mates now, Malfoy, were in the same boat…THE QUEST TO GET CHEESE!"
Draco: "Yes…yes we are…." Smiles back "We really should get going…the cheese is awaiting!"
Ginny: "Too right it is….SNAPE HERE WE COME! "
Draco: cackles madly "MWAH-MWA-mwah-MWAH-mwah-mwa-mwaH-HAHAHA"
Ginny: shrugs then joins in
Draco and Ginny together: "MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha…."
5 minutes afterward... And two very sore throats later
Ginny: starts walking toward the dungeons once again, "Lets go now, we in the dungeons so…door, need to, hole, get over" she says, throat throbbing with pain
Draco: Replies dryly "My throats just as sore" starts following
Ginny: 'Yeh sure" skeptical look
Draco: Well onwards! We need to get to the dungeons"
Ginny: 'HEY!" stops
Draco: smashes into her again "Why'd you do that?" angrily
Ginny: simply "Were at the dungeons Plank"
Draco: "Oh yeh, I knew that, I was just testing you, as to whether you knew where the dungeons were" nods vigorously, cricking his neck
Ginny: stares in shock at his stupidity "We were here like…a couple of hour's ago fool, REMEMBER? We uhh…" blushes "Burnt down Haggy's hut?"
Draco: "Oh yeh, I forgot"
Ginny: mumbles something that sounded an awful lot like….mucking gridiot?
Draco: "So do we know how were gonna get over this hole?"
Ginny: "Umm I suggest we…. we…."
Draco::light bulb appears above his head: "I know! Lets walk around it!"
Ginny: looks confused "But…but…" trails off
Draco: walks around the hole
Ginny: Runs after him then hit's him on the head "ARGHH! Why didn't we just do that before?"
Draco "I dunno, we didn't think of it before, but now we have so…don't worry, be happy" smiles
Ginny: still shocked "Ya know we just burnt down a perfectly good hut, on account of 'not realizing what was right in front of us-niss" pauses for thought
"Albeit a hut that belonged to a former member of the we love blast ended skrewts (W.L.B.E.S) but yeh…. I'll get over it" smiles back
Draco: stops at the door to Snapes office "O.K this is it…."
Ginny: "This is what?" looks confusedly from Draco to the door to Draco to the door…to Draco…to the door….
Draco: "This is what we have been waiting for….The answer to all our questions…well one question…" shrugs "What the oh great cheese eats…" starts quivering with excitement "OHH look! I'm quivering with excitement…" points to himself
Ginny: says sarcastically "Why would you look at that, the eight wonder of the world…. Draco's quivering!"
Draco: tearfully "I'm the eight wonder of the world, I always knew I was destined for great things…" smiles gratefully at Ginny
Ginny: totally creeped out "Yip, I am cool"
Draco: stops smiling "Hey! That's not what I said…"
Ginny: smirks "That's what they all say" rolls eyes
Draco: now convinced "Oh, I though I called you cool, Yes yes I did"
Ginny: frowns "Yeh…I'm confused now, So yeh…I'm gonna stop talking to you"
Draco: horror-stricken "WHAT? But I thought…I thought….you loved me?"
Ginny: Laughs "When did I say that?"
Draco: shrugs "I dunno but I see the way you look at me, you know you love me, and my body…HOT HOT HOT!"
Ginny: giggles "Yes, Damn you and your hot body…" rolls eyes
Draco: grins back cockily "I knew you'd come around Ginny-baby"
Ginny: sarcastically "Oh Draco, I love you! Lets go off and snog somewhere now, and then later elope to Iraq and have 14 children whilst living in a shoebox!"
Draco: shrugs "Meh sure, I'm always up for new things"
Ginny: stares "EWW you plank, I was joking…EWWW! You…me…Iraq…14 kids….SHOEBOX! YUKKO!" jumps up and down shrieking
Draco: shrugs "Sure whatever, Lets go get us some cheese"
Ginny: shrugs back "Sure nothing better to do…Well at least now I will always know, If I fell the need to elope of to Iraq and live in a shoebox with 14 kids, I can always contact you and drag you with me!"
Draco: "Yep" moves toward the door, beckoning Ginny to come with.
Ginny: looks scared but moves toward the door
Draco: turns the doorknob…
The door swings open….and….DUN DUN DUN!
Find out what's behind the door on the next episode of: the cheese is the answer to all your questions!
Author Notes: Well anyways hope you enjoyed it, behind the door…OHHH please review and you will find out! Trust me, It's gonna be something shocking! Behind the door…It sounds like one of those whacked out crazy, horror shows they have on nickelodeon…. :shivers: creepy I know…
Hey Ya'll, Well this is one of the chap's I've written since they took of my story so please review give me some ideas (only if you wanna) and tell me what you think of my story! Well cant wait to hear from all you peeps out there! Well thanks and I love all you little planks out there!