Now the great award winning show: The cheese is the answer to all your questions brings you…. the 6th chapter!
Flashback to the last "episode"
Draco: "Yep" moves toward the door, beckoning Ginny to come with.
Ginny: looks scared but moves toward the door
Draco: turns the doorknob…
The door swings open…. and…. DUN DUN DUN!
End "flashback"
In the middle of the room is…is Professor Snape and McGonagall together…. On the desk…need I go on?
Ginny: turns white "AGHHHHH!" starts shaking clutching her eyes "IT BURNS! IT BURNS!"
Draco: slams the door shut with Ginny still inside and start's hyperventilating
Ginny: bangs fists against the door "LET ME OUT! PLEASE DRACO!"
Draco: starts crying "I can't…I can't!"
Snape: angrily "What is the meaning of this?" asks pulling himself of the desk and covering himself with his robes
Ginny: shrieks some more, grabs out her wand and drags Draco into the room with her
Draco: looks sick
McGonagall: covers herself and exits quickly though not before softly kissing Snape on the cheek
Ginny: shrieks
Draco: throws up all over the floor
Ginny: runs over and starts patting him on the back
Snape: sighs "What do you want Draco? And Miss Weasley, to actually come pursue me in my dungeon on a weekday, when…when…" trails off, unable to say anymore, due to the horror-stricken looks on the two teenaged faces
Ginny: shrieks "WE DON"T NEED ANY DETAILS!"
Draco: wrinkles his nose "ewwies" shudders
Ginny: mutters, "I'd say"
Snape: 'Well?" taps foot on the floor
Ginny: "We actually need a book…."
Draco: "We need to find out what to bait cheese with…"
Snape: face lights up "You guys are hunting cheese? Oh golly golly been years since I did that! Can I come?" looks excited at the prospect of cheese hunting
Ginny: looks scared
Draco: "Umm sorry Serveus, we can't hunt any cheese till we know what they eat!"
Snape: "Oh true, true" bustles off to find a book of some sort, and returns after a minute
Ginny: "Oh yay!" grabs the book out of his hands (The fine art of cheese hunting, born and bred since 1560) and starts dancing
Snape: looks pleased with himself
Draco: smiles "Well thank you Serveus, Might see you later" heads toward the door.
Snape: sadly "So I can't come?" tears leaking out his eyes "It's cos I'm black aye? I knew it!"
Malfoy: raises his eyebrows at Ginny
Ginny: tries not to laugh, "I'm really sorry professor, but I'm sure you have other more important grown up things to do…and anyways you're not black…."
Draco: "Why would we care if you were black?" looks confused
Snape: shrugs "Well I heard it on some muggle thing, and I thought I'd be cool if I used it"
Draco: "I think you can really only say it IF you're black…which you aren't so…"
Snape: put off, "Ok, I won't use it again then" pouts then adds sadly "And yea…. I have grown up things to do…"
Draco: kindly "Why don't you go see Professor McGonagall?" shudders
Ginny: "Yea, I'm sure she want's to see you, maybe finish of some…. unfinished business" winks then shudders
Snape: smiles "True, I think I might just go do that!" heads towards the door
Ginny: uncomfortably "Um professor, you might want to go put on some…some more clothes…."
Snape: looks down and blushes "Oh yea" heads toward his little room in the back.
Draco: sighs "WOAH, glad that's over!" looks relieved
Ginny: also relieved "that's a memory I never wanna remember, I'm gonna be scarred for life" suppresses a shudder
Draco: shudders "Me too…come on lets go find somewhere to read this" beckons toward the lake
Ginny: follows silently
Draco: sits down against a tree, overlooking the lake
Ginny: looks around "This is a nice spot, Do you come here often?"
Draco: smiles "Yes, I do"
Ginny: 'Sweeet, well anyways, here's the book…" pulls it outta her bag
Draco: "The fine art of cheese hunting, born and bred since 1560…hmm looks like a good read"takes it and flips it open and starts to read
Ginny: looks over his shoulder
Draco: Sighs, "Damn, The covers of this book are too far apart"
Ginny: giggles "yea I'd say….If I ever wrote a book it'd be short as"
Draco: looks interestedly at her "Would you ever write a book?"
Ginny: squirms under his gaze "Nah I wouldn't know what to write…"
Draco: "True… I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind"
Ginny: starts cracking up
Draco: smirks, while running his finger down the page "ALRIGHT! Here it is…what cheese eats…."
Ginny: peers over his shoulder "WHAT? WHAT?"
Draco: smirks "They eat…."
To be continued….
Authors notes: I know what you're all thinking "Damn author, she aughta be shot for ending that chapter with a cliffhanger!" but yes….IM SORRY! I had to write a cliffhanger…otherwise it'd be too long! And anyways, I like keeping all you folks in suspense :winks:
Well all you NEW people out there (please be new people, please be new people) review please, and all you old reviewers too! ;)
Thank you for taking the time to read my fic and you won't be disappointed next chapter; they'll be cheese hunting galore!
Well gee to gee, I love you all!