The Cheese is the answer to all your questions

by mysinisterblackrose

Draco and Ginny have become...friends? It seems so...and they have a mission at hand...to find the forbidden cheese... it's a hard and never before done mission, almost mission impossible. But ginny and Draco vow to find it... Can they? R&R

7. Chapter SEVEN

The cheese is the answer to all your questions: chapter 7!

What happened last week….

Draco: smirks, while running his finger down the page "ALRIGHT! Here it is…what cheese eats…."

Ginny: peers over his shoulder "WHAT? WHAT?"

Draco: smirks "They eat…."

And now continued….

This week on: The cheese is the answer to all your questions, Ginny and Draco…

AN: Well I can hardly go giving away the plot can I?

Ginny: "Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes?" she shouted

Draco: Flinch "They apparently eat…a series of very very strange things" trails off, smirking at the look on Ginny's face

Ginny: "LIKE?"

Draco: smirks "like what?"

Ginny: throws hands up in defeat "Do you want me to beg Malfoy?" snarls

Draco: shrugs "If you want, far be it for me to say no to a willing young woman willing to beg for my forgiveness"

Ginny: scoffs "I was being sarcastic…and Draco…. forgiveness? Really?"

Draco: "Ok, Ok settle down you looser, I shall tell you now, BUT only if you settle…." Thinks "And…. BOW DOWN TO ME!"

Ginny: mouth falls open

Draco: smirks

Ginny: "You make me sick…." Narrows eyes

Draco: "You know you love it" smirks

Ginny: grumbles then gets on her knees "Oh great Malfoy, please do me the honor of…dropping down dead"

Draco: "HAHAHAHAHA" dryly

Ginny: Giggles "Now….MINE!" snatches the book out of Draco hands then starts skipping round like a pansy

Draco: glares then runs after her

Ginny: "HAHAHAHA" trips then falls and hits her head on a rock

Draco: gets on his knees and lifts Ginny in his arms "OHH NOOOO! Ginny! I didn't mean it when I said I wanted you to trip and die…. Well I did but…that was before…before…. I came to regard you…as…as…. someone I know…!"

Ginny: blinks "I'm fine Draco" shakes her head

Draco: "Your extremely thick skull is bleeding" points to the gaping wound on her head.

Ginny: shrugs "Nothing a plaster won't fix" reaches into her bag for some plasters

POOF! A huge cloud of dust appears and…

Draco: "POTTER! Must you follow me everywhere? I know you are infatuated with me, but please, leave me be" snarls

Harry: sarcastically "BUT…but…we're made for each other. Can't you see that? Our love is that of two beleaguered souls finally coming to peace after infinity alone. Without you I am nothing but the boy who lived"

Ginny: "Really?" raises eyebrows

Draco: "No" face like a thundercloud

Harry: "DRACO!" acting shocked "How can you toss aside all those passionate months together like it was…. nothing?" smirks

Ginny: looks shocked

Draco: "Just be gone Potter, now scram, onward yonder eastwards young solider" points north

Harry: "I'm just here cos Ginny needed a plaster" crosses his arms

Ginny: looks suspicious "How did you know?"

Harry: all knowingly "I know everything…I also know what you are thinking right now"

Ginny: skeptically "Oh yea, then what am I thinking?"

Harry: places his hands on his temples and starts massaging them and making funny humming sounds

Draco: snickers

Ginny: snickers

Harry: silences them with a glare "Hey man, don't doubt my powers"

Draco: giggles…manly like

Harry: "You're thinking…." Pauses then looks confused "Ok that's really mean Ginny"

Ginny: turns red "WHAT? WHAT AM I THINKING THEN?"

Draco: "I don't need to know what she's thinking 'bout, I already know she's thinking sexc thoughts of me" sighs cockily

Harry: "Ok, this is gonna sound really weird…but You're remembering this one time, In London when you had no shoes, and you wept, but then you met a man with no feet and stole his shoes, cos u thought he wasn't gonna need them…"

Ginny: buried her face in her hand "What? I never did that…." Blushes more

Draco: looks completely flabbergasted then starts laughing "HAHAHAHA...You…shoes…. ewww!"

Harry: "Well anyways I'm here cos I thought you might need a plaster"

Ginny: "Oh yea, my head still bleeding" puts her hand to her head and pulls it away covered in blood.

Draco: "Meh, she's fine now" looks at the huge pool of blood around her feet "Are those the shoes you stole? From that feetless man?" starts giggling

Ginny: blushes till purple "Maybe…"

Harry: joins in with Draco, cackling unkindly.

Ginny: stands up, "FUCK YOU!" swoons and falls

Draco: moves towards her, catching her before she reached the ground "Hey now, you know the rules, no cursing in the school of god"

Ginny: "Yes…I know the rules…" curses "Darn rules" mutters

Harry: 'Luckily I have my handy dandy HARRY POTTER plasters!" grabs out a box of plasters and dangles it in front of her head.

Draco "Nah ah, you mean, luckily I have some DRACO MALFOY EVIL BASTARD plasters" grabs out a packet then rips open a plaster and darts towards Ginny

Harry: runs towards Ginny, plaster raised murderously above her head.

Ginny: whimpers

Draco: "IM PUTTING MY PLASTERS ON GINNY!"

Harry: "NAH AH! It's MYYY turn to help someone!"

Draco: raises eyebrows "You wouldn't deny me the chance of doing my first ever good deed would you Potter?" smirks innocently

Harry: "Maybe…" looks defeated "Ok then Malfoy, You go, do MY good deed for the day" frowns

Draco: "YESSS!" jumps up and down "SCORE!" moves toward Ginny, plasters in hand

Ginny: "You guys, I'm perfectly fine, luckily I've got my GINNY WEASLEY plasters on me!" pulls out of her bag a box of plasters as big as half her body

Harry: Gapes in disbelief

Draco: "GAH!"

Harry: "BAH!"

Ginny: grabs out a plaster and wraps it round her head "HAHA see, it covers the whole of my wound, unlike your feeble little plasters" scoffs

Draco: "HEY! My plasters are WAY cooler than your cheap ones, they could take yours on in a battle any day!"

Harry: mumbles "I want some plasters like that" motions to Ginny's plasters

Draco: "WHAT? Fine then, I want some too" pouts

Ginny: smirks

Harry: "That's unfair, how come Ginny gets cool huge plasters and IM the STAR of this fic, and I don't get HUGE PLASTERS?"

Ginny: stares

Draco: laughs "YOU! HAHAHA the star, you wish…" starts cackling insanely

Harry: stubbornly "I am the star" pouts then vanishes in a puff of pink dust

Ginny: "WOOT WOOT sparkly!" starts twirling around in it

Draco: sighs and rolls eyes

Ginny: "I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!" starts flapping her arms like a deranged bird

Draco: looks freaked out

Ginny: continues dancing

Draco: thinks You know she actually looks like a bird with the whole plaster thing…crazy… frowns

Ginny: "BAKARK! BAKARK!" starts making bird sounds

Draco: "Hey now, Hey now, we have work to do…."

Ginny: stops "Oh yeh…where's the book gone'd?"

Draco: "The fine art of cheese hunting, born and bred since 1560… here it is" smirks

Ginny: eyes him warily "Ok, what do they eat again?"

Draco: "I'm not telling you till you BOW DOWN TO ME OH LOYAL SUBJECT!"

Ginny: sighs

To be continued…

Authors note: Ok I did it again, IM SORRY! (Actually I'm not) but ya know, you no you love it ;) those darn cliffhangers, nasty things they are :smirks: MWAHAHA

I WILL TELL YOU…. soon…I can't guarantee when as the cheese has a very evil way of adding little bits into the fic…its evil I say, IT DOSNT WANNA BE FOUND!

But yeh…one day…maybe over the rainbow…. ;)

Well now I have to try to persuade you to review in the name of cheesy goodness…come on, you know you wanna…. push the button, push, push the button...please?

Well I can't do much now except for sit and wait for a review…. hopefully I will get one (we can only hope!) and yeh…I LOVE YOU ALL! THANKS FOR REVIEWING…if you did, and if you didn't please do, cos I'm cool :hopeful voice: I am…I swear! I'm not an imposter pretending to be cool…no no no no…. well….

Gee to gee to all you "fans" out there, again thankyou!