Now the long awaited CHAPTER 8! YES YOU HEARD RIGHT! Buy one now get one free!
:(WOOT WOOT, WOOT WOOT):
The last time on: The cheese is the answer to all your questions….
Draco: "Hey now, Hey now, we have work to do…."
Ginny: stops "Oh yeh…where's the book gone'd?"
Draco: "The fine art of cheese hunting, born and bred since 1560… here it is" smirks
Ginny: eyes him warily "Ok, what do they eat again?"
Draco: "I'm not telling you till you BOW DOWN TO ME OH LOYAL SUBJECT!"
Ginny: sighs
To be continued…Draco: smirks "So…more bowing less gaping if you ask me"
Ginny: frown angrily "You know you're the sorta people our parents warned us about"
Draco: "You think that highly of me?" hands on heart in mock happiness
Ginny: "Yes I think highly enough of you to place you in the same category as rapists and murderers, you should be proud"
Draco: snarls
Ginny: "HEY LOOK! BRITNEY SPEARS!" points by the lake
Draco: shakes his head in disbelief "HAHA I'm not going to bother looking, I know your joking"
Ginny: sighs "Well I tried, HEY IS THAT AN ELEPHANT?" jumps up and down
Draco: "A ELEPHANT? WHERE?" Starts squealing like a little baby girl
Ginny: "Please? Please can we see it? Pleesey cheesy?"
Draco: excited "Ok let's go, where is it?" rolls on balls of feet
Ginny: "There!" points to the tree and grabs the book of Draco
Draco: "Hey! No fair!" pouts
Ginny: "Now you shall do my bidding! MWAHAHAHA!"
Draco: crestfallen "I thought you were my friend Ginny" sad
Ginny: "I am you're friend, Draco, Draco stop crying"
Draco: "I'm not crying, my eyes are leaking, I must've poked my eye or something"
Ginny: skeptical "sure sure"
Draco: " YES! Truly, would I lie to you about that?"
Ginny: thinks "Yes"
Draco: gasp "WHAT? Ginny I don't wanna talk to you ever again, go away, I cant bear to see you right now"
Ginny: protests "Come on Draco, don't be a baby"
Draco: tears pouring down his face "First you say I'm lying THEN you call me a BABY! I HATE YOU GINNY MEREDITH ANNE WEASLEY!"
Ginny: gasp
Draco: "just go…now I can't… I… don't…. go!" runs of toward the castle
Ginny: starts crying
POOF! Harry appears in a spandex tutu and a sparkly silver crown
Harry: "Hey baby doll, you caught me at a really bad time, can we reschedule this?"
Ginny: continues crying
Harry: "Hey Ginny, what's wrong?" takes her into his arms and comforts her
Ginny: "Draco…hates…cheese….miss…Draco…best…friend…"
Harry: confused "Ok… so Draco missed some cheese, and was a friend with a Vest?"
Ginny: sniffles "what?"
Harry: "come on lets get you back to the Gryffindor common room"
Ginny: "ok…" starts weeping again
Harry: carries Ginny, attracts weird stares
Ginny: "You're wearing a tutu"
Harry: "Yea, its pretty aye?" Smiles
Ginny: "I want one" stops crying and gets off Harry
Harry: "Maybe I can get you one, I got the hook up's you know" winks
Ginny: blushes "Maybe…"
They climb in through the portrait and towards the couches…
Harry: murderously "So do you want to tell me what that Bugger Malfoy did to you to make you like this?
Ginny: remembers then starts sobbing
Harry: looks around silencing stares
Ginny: "We had a fight, and he said he never wanted to see me again, and…and…he called me by my WHOLE NAME AGAIN!"
Harry: Gasp "Oh no he didn't!"
Ginny: "Yes! Yes he did!" starts pounding against Harry's chest
Harry: "Oww Ginny careful, I'm very fragile, I'm like a giant peach…" stopped as Ginny screamed, scaring half the common room
Ginny: screaming "DRACO SAID THAT ONCE!"
Harry: whimpers scaredly
Ron and Hermionie walk past holding hands
Ginny: glares at Hermionie… while muttering under her breath "long live the we love blast ended skrewts" (W.L.B.E.S)
Ron: smiles and sits down with them "Hey Ginny, Hey Harry, nice dress"
Hermionie: cheerfully "Hey you guys, I was doing some research at the library…and you know those oxygen masks on muggle airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams."
Harry: "Hey Ginny's a bit down so…can you guys like…uhh…"
Ginny: screams "FUCK OFF!"
Harry: "yea that…." Smiles weakly
Hermionie: "Ok…. then….sweet…." run off in tears
Ginny: smiles triumphantly
Ron: thinks "you know, that's the remarkable thing about life. No matter how bad it gets it can always get worse."
Ginny: "GO GO GO GO GO GO!" throws a shoe at Ron (covered in blood, right of her foot)
Harry: sympathetically "You'd better go mate"
Ron: "How come you get to stay and I don't?" accusing tone
Harry: shrugs "I think its cos I got the hook ups, or cos this fic's all about me"
Ginny: screams "YOU WISH POTTER!" storms off
Ron: shrugs then sits in Ginny's seat
Harry: "She just can't talk the fact that she's not the main person in this fic…it's cutting her to pieces…"
Ron: "Meh, wanna play a game of quiddich?"
Harry: "Sorry can't mate, I might rip my dress"
Ron: "About that dress…" trails off
Harry: tenses "What?" snaps
Ron: "Can I get one? Where'd you get it?"
Harry: smiles "I got the hook ups" stands up, "I'll show you" grabs Ron's hands and vanishes in a puff of rainbow dust
To be continued…
AUTHOR NOTES: ok It's not a cliffhanger, but once again the cheese thwarted my plans to tell you what it eats! Evil evil cheese :snarls: but….
I WILL TELL YOU WHAT CHEESE EATS NEXT CHAPTER! I PROMISE!
Truly and this time I mean it, I've had my fun, drawing it out…but now it is time for the public to know, it'll be hard revealing my secret, but IT MUST BE DONE!
But of course. Ginny and Draco have to be all matey matey again…SO it will be a long chapter next! (YAY!) so brace yourself! Yes I know your excited, I am too! Lol
Well now you know how it goes….PLEASE REVIEW! I beg of you! Please please :gets down on knees and begs: I'm on my knees, I never had dignity and now your taking away what dignity I never had! Please please review as you are cool…and yea ;) thanks if you reviewed if you didn't….you know what to do….the button…WOOT WOOT, its right there….all shinny and whatnot, you know u wanna push it and review, I don't care if its not nice, though I would rather it was but…. criticism is welcome! Thankyou! I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS!