A/N: Thanks for the reviews! Oh, and to respond to Tru's review, uh I am a guy, so you're right, I don't like boys. I'm all for the ladies :P And Conner is my fourth favorite character. If you fail to find it funny, you're either A) To young to comprehend, or B) Shouldn't be reading it at all. I warned of the foul yet funny humor giving off and you need to suck it up. Read and Review! Again, this chapter has some foul humor that is only suitable for K+ rating and may be changed.

Chapter 2

Playing Hero

Today's Lesson: When putting out fires with bucket of water, don't throw the bucket in with it. You'll be bucketless if you do.

Wow. I never knew we had a freaking aquarium in Reefside. Here I am standing in the huge parking lot, looking up at the huge building in front of me. My ears ring of noises that the exotic marines make as he get close and closer to the ticket booth. Kira and Ethan were two steps ahead of me, waiting eagerly to get their tickets like a bunch of moronic five year olds.

"We'll like three tickets." Kira said cheerfully. She handed the money and the women in the booth handed them the ticket stubs. She handed me mine and I glanced at it. When the hell did we get an aquarium? I shook my head and proceeded to follow them. We were in the main lobby, watching as tons of kids passed back and forth with balloons.

"I'm hungry. We should eat first." Ethan suggested, turning to me, "What do you think?"

Can I just toss you in the lion cage and get it over with? Wait, that's the zoo. "Yeah." I nodded, "That sounds like a plan. We should have invited Trent."

"You're right." Kira pulled out her cell from her pocket. She really is against purses, isn't she? "Hey, Trent. It's Kira, give me a call when you get this message. Conner, Ethan and I are hanging out still and thought you'd like to join. Maybe then us two can do something later." Which actually translate to 'Hi, It's Kira. I'm doing charity work at the aquarium, will you screw me later on?'

"All right." I spoke out loud, snickering at my own thoughts, "Let's get some food!"

The three of us proceeded up the stairs and towards the restaurant area. We went into this particular one which was actually kind of cool. You sit at these tables and you are surrounded by aquarium tanks and varies fishes. It's nice and dark and a cool place to have sex if you are careful enough. We sat down at the tables, I watched Ethan press his face against the glass. Oh I can imagine it now, I just smash my hands into the back of his head. What am I saying? Im not a very good friend, right now. That's okay though. "I think I'm going to have crabs." Kira eagerly opened her menu.

Damn. Who the hell wants crabs... I feel sorry for you. "I'll get a nice giant fish." I responded. How do you like that for Irony? Eating a fish in a place that tries to protect them! Take that you fishes! Goddamn you bastards. I glanced down and noticed a shiny penny glimmering in the middle of the pathway. Reaching down without thinking, which by the way I do best, I picked it up only to realize that a waitress with a full tray of food was walking my way. She bumped into me, causing herself to spin and smash into the local lobster tank. Of course everything smashed and echoed, and the tank cracked a bit.

"You idiot!" She screamed. The glass of the small tank behind her finally cracked and all the lobsters came pouring out. Kira and Ethan covered their faces, to embarrassed to even watch.

"I'm sorry!" I quickly stood up, picking up one of the lobsters, "I didn't see you." I looked at the lobster, it was slimy and gross. I threw it up into the air and it landed in her hair. You know, now that I think about it, it was a great new look to her. She should be more open with these things. Of course, she wasn't and she screamed, tossing the lobster back and slamming it against the huge aquarium behind me. That poor Lobster, he didn't deserve all this. "I'll free you!"

"Conner!" Kira screamed, "Stop being a freaking idiot!"

Blow me, Kira. I ran over to the Lobster, everyone by now was just looking at me as I picked it up. "I'll save you, Lobsty." I held it tightly and ran out of the restaurant. Searching around, I had to find a way out, I had to save him. I ran as fast as I can, hearing Kira and Ethan screaming at me from behind. I ran as fast as I can down a path and noticed a huge ocean in front of me. I stopped at the rail and threw it as far as I could. I watched the Lobster soar.. It was magnificent. I could imagined the music playing as Lobsty flew back home where he belonged. It landed on the beach, I smiled happily. "You're free." I whispered. That's when two dozen seagulls dive bombed it to death.

"Dammit." He muttered. Kira and Ethan finally caught up to me. Kira gave me the most evil stare you can think of. I wonder if she's a bitch in bed? I should ask her. I'm going to ask her. "Are you okay?" So sue me, I didn't have the will-power to actually ask.

"What were you doing Conner?" Ethan shook his head, "We can't take you anywhere, can we?"

"I was just trying to help."

"Conner." Kira tried to remain calm, "Can we just get through this without any problems? Were friends, so don't give me a reason to murder you."

I wish that was a code word for sex. I talk about sex a lot , don't I? I just nodded and followed them as we continued our adventure at the Aquarium. We walked through the tunnels and glanced at all the fishes. There were blue ones. Orange ones. I think I saw a brown one a few steps back. I wasn't sure.

"Isn't this cool." Ethan pointed at a huge fish in the back, "Check that out."

Hey, Ethan. It looks like your mother. "That is awesome." I shifted my head a bit to take a look. I walked around Kira and then that's when the real adventure started. I heard a scream, the three of us turned and watched as people begin to flood out.

"What is that smell?" Kira looked around, "I think something is burning."

"Come on." Ethan started going against the crowd, "Let's check it out." I put on my 'let's save the world' serious face on and we ran through the dark halls. We entered a large room, and watched as a huge display was bursting in flames.

"We have to put out the fire." Kira yelled, "Or this whole place will burn."

"All right." I responded, reaching for the zipper of my pants, "I needed to go anyway."

Kira gave a disgusted look as she ran to help some strangers out. A few of the staff workers came in with buckets of water. Jesus, were in an aquarium building and they still resorts to buckets? Ethan snapped me out of my deep thinking and ran to grab some buckets. He tossed some water on the fire, smothering it a bit. The fire spread onto the paintings, and other displays that were priceless. I rushed forward, grabbing a bucket myself and tossing the water. Of course, my hand slipped and the bucket went flying into the fire also.

"Conner." Ethan barked, handing me a new bucket, "Try not to lose them."

I threw the water once more, and yet again, I lost the goddamn bucket. I gave up and let Ethan and the other people take care of putting out the fire. I thought I would be more helpful giving Kira a hand in getting people out. I brushed past Kira and outside where we were on the boardwalk. I stood at the intersect and guided people left–though you were suppose to point them right. Half the people I sent left fell off the incomplete boardwalk and into the lake. The lake had leeches I believe.

Well, to make a long story short. After a few slaps, a couple of kicks, we had finally put out the fire and helped everyone. It really did feel good helping people, Tommy would be so proud of us. The works rewarded us with a free raid in the local candy shop. Can you see sweet?

"I knew helping people would pay off." I smiled.

Kira rolled her eyes, "Yeah Conner. You were a lot of help."

Must.. Resist.. Insult... ah screw it. Kira, you have a big mouth. Why don't you put it to some use instead of talking! "I tried." I scoffed, "Sorry."

She just laughed as her phone rang, "Oh it's Trent." She beamed in joy, "Be right back." She walked off. Ethan and I just entered the candy shop. I reached for a random piece of candy and started chewing on it. I had a feeling something weird was going to happen.

"Try out this stuff." Ethan pointed out to some chocolate displayed on a counter, "There pretty good."

I ate a few, which he was right, they were good. Kira came back, she stuffed her phone in her pocket and just sighed. "What's the matter?" I asked.

"Trent's being difficult." She muttered, "Nothing new. Anyway." She glanced around, "Anything good?"

I took another chocolate in my mouth and just starred at her. I grab a handful of sour patch and slapped it across her face without any reason. Now, if this was a T.V show, I can imagine that in slow motion. The evil fire breathing out of her mouth and her face glaring straight at me. So why did I do it? I needed to shut the women up. "Got ya." I smirked, trying to sound playful.

She picked up a bunch of twizzlers and started whipping me–and it's not as kinky as it sounds. It really hurts. "What was that for?" She scowled.

"Where in a candy shop." I pointed out, "You need to stop being negative."

"I'll show you negative with my foot up your--"

"That's my cue!" I started to run as she screamed and chased me around the gift shop. I jumped up on the cashier counter and brushed past a bunch of people. We may have saved the day, but were still trashing the place. She knocked down a shelf of candy, sending a chain reaction and knocking the last one to block my path. I picked up a lollipop and flung it at her. "Suck on this."

She knocked it out of the way and sneered. I ran out of the shop and out of the Aquarium all together. Kira and Ethan ran out and I stopped dead at my car. Low and behold, it was completely trashed. Someone is going to pay. And I don't mean money. Sex yes, but not money. Money and sex is a good combination though. Wait, I'm getting side tracked...

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