Chapter 9.
TALA MINE-TALA HOT: Um, thanks...I think. I was going for weird.
"Tyson, why are we here?" asked Ray
There was sand as far as the eye can see. It was hot and humid out. The only house near them was a hut and stable. The stable full of not horses, but camels. And not just any camels. Emotionally challenged camels.
"Because, I've always wanted to ride a camel across the desert." Tyson answered
"Do you know how BIG the desert is?" Kenny and Hilary asked
"How big can it be? People cross it all the time in movies. So, I'm gussing about ten minutes." Tyson said
"Tyson, they edit movies, it really would take longer than ten minutes." Hilary said
"Oh, yeah, miss smarty-pants, how long would it take?" Tyson asked, irritated
"I don't know! But I know it takes lokger than ten minutes!" Hilary shouted, in Tyson's face
"IF YOU DON'T KNOW THAN IT COULD TAKE TEN MINUTES!" Tyson shouted
"IT TAKES MORE THAN TEN MINUTES TYSON!" Hilary shouted back
"Actually Tyson it does take a number of days to cross the desert." Kenny said
"Told ya." Hilary said, smugly
"Hmph!" Tyson said, Kai-ishly
"Hey, look! Camels!" Max shouted
"Lets ride'em!" Tyson shouted, forgetting he was angry
They all went to the camels, and saw they were being eyed, by an angry one.
"This one looks like Kai." Tyson said, which neither Kai, nor ther camel liked, so the camel spit in Tyson's face, turned around an kicked him in his gut.
"I like this camel." Kai said, and the camel looked happily at Kai.
"Kai has a way with animal." Ray said, "First, PD, then the lockness monster, and now the camel. Kai and the camel glared at Ray. "I'll be quiet." Ray said, waving his arms defensivly.
"Good." Kai said, and the camel snoted and said good in camel language. They all got camels and started across the desert. After about ten minutes they were all hot and sweaty.
"Awe, man, I didn't think deserts would be this hot." Tyson complained
"Shut up Tyson." Hilary said, tired of Tyson and his stupidness
"I was..."
"I SAID SHUT UP
TYSON!" Hilary said, her head getting really big
"...okay..." Tyson said, meekly
"Good." Hilary said, her head turned back to normal
As they rode on their emotionally challenged camels, wich were getting and and really smelly.
"Awe, dud, my camel is starting to stink." Tyson said
"Mine too." Max added
"I think they all are." Ray said, and the camels threw off who was riding them, and surrounded Tyson, Max, and Ray. "I really need to stop hanging around Tyson."
"Yeah. HEY!" Tyson said, when all six camels jumped up. One camel put out is legs, and four camels attached themselves to them, while the sixth camel jumped on the head of the camel that the other four were attached to.
"Holy Camel! They think They're Power Rangers!" Max shouted
"RUN!" Kenny, Ray, Hilary, and Tyson shouted
"PD Attack!" Kai shouted, and PD attacked the freakish camels. He was knocked back to Kai, who got really angry. He pulled aout his blade and launched it. "Dranzer! Spiralling Fireball!" Dronzer attacked the camels and they were bar-b-qued.
"FOOD!" Tyson said, "Thanks Kai!"
"I don't think you can eat camel, Tyson." Kenny said
"Sure you can!" Tyson said, and started eating
-The hospital-
Tyson was in the bed, he had to get his stomach pumped because, he lost control and accidently ate Kai. So, Tyson looked like he was pregnant with quintuplets(five babies). Kai was not very happy about being in Tyson's stomach.
"Fhen I fet fout fof fere fyfon fou fare fo FEAD!" Kai shouted (When I get out of here Tyson, you are so DEAD!)
"What I want to know is how Kai fit down Tyson's throat." Hilary said
"Snakes can dislocate their jaw to swallow thing larger than their heads, so maybe Tyson can do the same thing." Kenny said
"I don't think its humanly possible." Ray said
"This coming from the only nonhuman here..." Tyson said, getting tired of Kai's constant death threats.
"Your right, but atleast I know not
to eat my team captain." Ray said
"Shut up, Ray." Tyson said
"Fyfon! Fhen fis the foferfafion?" Kai shouted (Tyson! When is the operation?)
"In ten minutes, Kai." Tyson said
"Fen fou feffer enfoy for fasf fen finfites!" (Then you better enjoy your last ten minutes!)
-After the liposuction-
Kai was covered in green goo, and glaring daggers at Tyson, who looked scared. Ray was angy at what Tyson said, and was also glaring daggers. Max was eating a chocolate bar and Kenny was typing on Dizzi. Hilary was getting Kai a towel.
"Wait till we leave here Tyson. Hilary has a room on wait for you." Kai said
"Ehehe...huuh..." Tyson responded
"And after you deal with Kai, you have to deal with the nonhuman." Ray said, as they walked outside
"Guys, I didn't mean to. Kai, you shoulde have been standing near te camel, and Ray, Kai was getting on my nerves. I'm sorry!" Tyson pleaded, while Kai and Ray cornered him.
-three weeks later-
Tyson was realesed from the hospital. Kai and Ray were nowhere to be seen. Tyson was relieved when he got home, and saw they weren't there either.
"So, Max, where are Kai and Ray?" Tyson asked, "Please tell me they're in jail."
"They're in jail." Max said
"Really?" Tyson asked
"No, I just said that cause you told me to." Max said
"Th-then were are they?" Tyson asked, nervously
"Right over there." Max pointed to a window, a pair of glowing golden eyes that could be seen in the darkness that was the night outside. "And over there." He pionted to the hallway, where a white scarf can be seen. Tyson gulped.
"Why didn't they end up in jail?" Tyson asked
"Because Kai has some connections he won't tell us about." Max answered, "This didn't even go on the record."
"Oh, Tyson." came a voice from outside, "Long time no see, buddy."
"What are you doing here? Gramps can't be happy!" Tyson said
"He said we might have knocked some sense into you. And he thanked us."
"Are you serious?"
"Yep." Ray answered
"So, where to next?" Tyson asked, trying to change the sublect.
End chapter. I got boared writing this chapter. Then I saw my cousin watching power rangers. So I got the idea for the camels. And later I saw a movie with this alien eating people, and I wanted to get revenge for whoever got eaten, and Kai was the best choice. Please don't hurt me!
R&R.