Five… hundred… HITS!

screams with joy

You like us! You really do! wipes tear

So… we are a team of madness, Toffer. We are.

And let the MADNESS continue! MADNESS, I SAY!

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The Internet is for DOOM

A small group of invaders-in-training clustered around a console. The Tallest towered over the young-un's. Red spoke, "This, young Irkens, is what NOT to do during a mission. Learn from Zim."

"Yeah," snorted Purple. "Act like him and you're bound to fail."

18 pairs of red, pink, purple and green eyes stared up at their leaders. They read for a while what was on the screen, then burst into laughter.

"He… he killed off all of the characters!" laughed one green-eyed female by the name of Rin. Another on her left named Toffee, a male with one green, one purple eye, stifled a laugh, too.

"He's horrible at this!" he smirked behind his hand. "He's so bad it's funny!"

The Invaders-to-be Iza, Tacos and Kri all fell over and began hooting with laughter.

"What's funnier," chortled Hiss, Angie and Maz, "Is that it seems to work. Look at these reviews!"

The "invaders" Dello, Kat, Mel and Mol exchanged glances with the others and burst into more uproarious laughter.

Red and Purple cleared their throats. "Well, enough making fun of the failure. Back to training!"

A few stragglers (Lex, Mew, and Coll) sighed sadly. The last, Amai, turned to Rin. "Wonder what he'll come up with next?" she whispered.

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What indeed.

While this was occurring, Dib was busily trying to hack into Zim's ffn account. His plan was to go in and delete all of Zim's horrible stories while he wasn't looking.

This process was taking some time.

"Let's see…" mused Dib. "Uh… how about… Zim?"

"ACCESS DENIED" booped his computer.

"Okay… Zim!" Dib added the exclamation points.

"ACCESS DENIED"

"I AM Zim."

"ACCESS DENIED"

"conquest"

"ACCESS DENIED"

"…dibsgottabighead."

"ACCESS DENIED"

"Oh come ON! He's the most predictable person in class! What's his stupid password!"

Dib decided at this point, it'd be a good idea to risk the gnomes and see if he could spy on Zim while he was at work writing.

He grabbed his trusty camera, some ninja gear, and headed out.

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Zim was laughing manically. Again. He liked doing that. Plus, his reviews were astounding! The world was practically at his feet! He only needed to write four more stories for conquest to be complete.

He sat down, the information for "Teen Titans" fresh in his brain and pak. He had barely typed the first sentence when the computer gave a loud blare.

"INTRUDER! INTRUDER! THERE'S SOMEONE AT THE DOOR!"

Zim tensed, then raised both fists in frustration. "Oooh! That… DIB!" He stormed over to the elevator, then sharply pivoted. "Watch the computer, GIR. Don't touch it."

"YAY!"

When the elevator landed in the refrigerator, Zim strode over to where Dib was hiding and began berating him.

Dib wiped the flecks of Irken spit off of his glasses after Zim's tirade. "Look, Zim. I just want to know your password."

"Oh. Oh yeah, it's… WAIT a MINUTE! You cannot know the mighty and INGENIOUS password of ZIIIIM!"

Dib's shoulders slumped. "Well, so much for that plan… and HEY WHAT'S THAT!"

"Guh?" Zim turned around to see what Dib had pointed at, tongue hanging out, then turned around again to see the bespectacled boy making a break for the kitchen.

"SECURITY!" bellowed the alien. The roboparents materialized in the doorway, blocking Dib. He stared in shock as they picked him up and began playing catch. Zim laughed as Dib was tossed back and forth by the insane robots.

They then threw Dib outside to be mauled by the gnomes.

He managed to run before they caught him, vowing though to find out and expose Zim.

Zim returned to his lab with fury. "Ooh, that DIB! That horrible, horrible (here he added a few angry grunts) DIB! I hate him! I hate him and his… erngh… HEAD!"

Zim shoved GIR off the chair, wrote a few more sentences and submitted his newest complete fanfiction.

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Gold Stars for whoever figures out who the invaders-in-training are. Hint: the names should sound familiar to you.

Other than that, there were a few who wanted to read Zim's fiction. I'm telling you, you can. He DOES have a real, live ffn account. With stories that have been reviewed and everything. We've given you the info—go find it!

And Dib has done his share of reviewing, as well as the Tallest. If you know anyone else who might like to review, tell them!