Almost done! Wow, I can't believe we're gonna finish this. See, I said I'd finish it!

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The Internet is for DOOM

"What is it! TELL ZIM!"

"The show is called… Invader Zim."

Zim's eyes almost popped out of his head. His computer had made a cartoon. About him. And it worked. HIS fanfiction had the most traffic and most devout fans. He couldn't believe what he was hearing. In fact, he was so overjoyed that he did have a loyal minion after all that he ran up and hugged the bespectacled hologram around the knees.

"Get off me," the projection hissed, oval glasses narrowing.

Zim obliged, then launched into a rant. "OH I am AMAZING! My computer is the GREATEST of all computers! EVEN GREATER THAN THOSE ON IRK! I am a GENIUS!" and so on.

The computer just stared at Zim, shaking his head. That was fine, though. For now, he'd let Zim take all the credit. He, of course, failed to mention the even larger following for his other works. That would come later.

Zim paused mid-rant. "Say, how did you get around? I don't recall naming you, and addressing you as "computer" would seem a little weird to the humans."

"'S'okay," the hologram shrugged. "I gave myself one."

"What is it?"

"Not important right now. If you really want to make this fanfiction plan work, you should write one more story."

Zim knew exactly what his computer meant. He logged in and flexed his fingers, ready to take his rightful place on earth.

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One guess as to what name the computer chose for himself.

Zim waited for the reviews to pour in. His masterpiece, titled "To my Filthy Fans" was being hit faster than he could imagine. And the best part was that, even though the humans were aware, they still wanted him. They wanted him to rule the planet.

It truly was a victory. And Zim couldn't WAIT to rub it into Dib's face.

He paused from watching the reviews tumble in, and clicked around to see what a few others had wrote. He blanched at the mention of ZaDr, absolutely disgusted; and made faces concerning pretty much every other romance. Zim needs no romance! He did laugh out loud at the DaTr ones. The Dib-monkey and Tak... that was just TOO funny.

Then, he saw one story: The Internet is for Doom.

"What is this?" He questioned, clicking on the link. And as he read each sentence, his eyes widened in shock. How did the humans KNOW this stuff?

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And the climax is on its way! WOOOSH!