Mushroom of Doom
Pippin lay on his bed daydreaming about his dinner. It was delicious, especially the mushroom course, which had been buttered mushrooms with garlic. He was ready to go to sleep on a full stomach. Pippin sighed and closed his eyes. His last waking thought was: Mushrooms. Yum.
As Pippin dreamed he saw a mushroom dancing on a rock. It didn't occur to him to question the probability of this. He only thought, A snack! He ran up to the mushroom and tried to pick it up so he could eat it.
"Who're you trying to eat?" yelled the mushroom bopping Pippin hard in the nose with his head.
"Hey," said Pippin stumbling back. "Wud you do dat for? I was only trying to eat you."
"Eat me!" yelled the enraged mushroom. "You've eaten your last mushroom boy!" It began to bop Pippin in the head furiously.
Pippin wildly flailed his arms trying to knock the vicious little fungus away. Before he could hit anything, however, he felt blackness come over him as he was knocked out.
Pippin woke up safe in his bed. "What an evil little mushroom!" he said fervently.
"Are you callin' me evil!" said the mushroom's voice from the top of his head.
"Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!" yelled Pippin, screaming like a little girl as he ran from the room.
What the heck? wondered Merry as a terrified or just crazy Pippin ran past his fat little stomach.
A/N: This is my first fanfic and I really want to know what people think, so please, please, please review it. I know this is comepletely random and that Pippin is very OOC but oh well.