I'm once again writing a story that's not about "The O.C." it feels wonderful! Although I've never posted a Harry Potter story so give me a chance! This weird idea came to me while I was watching "The O.C." (duh! ) Thank you Summer and Seth for the idea!

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"Ron, will you shut up?" Hermione Granger growled at him in the Common Room. "I'm trying to get this essay done."

Ronald Weasley looked at her. "Why don't you have it done? Even Harry and I have it done."

Harry Potter shook his head and sighed 'Those two always at it'

"Dude, Hermione you looked stressed out. What have you been doing?" Ron asked her while he played chess with Harry. "We hardly ever see you anymore except in classes and . . . that's about it. You don't even come to meals anymore."

Hermione dropped her quill "Why does that bother you Ronald?"

A couple of first years looked her way because she said it kinda loud.

'By the fact that I don't see you much anymore yeah it bothers me' " No not really cause when you're around us you always nag us around. You sound like my mom most of the time."

Harry kicked him " Ron" he muttered.

"That's it!" Hermione slammed shut her book and gathered up her papers. "Since you son of a bitch won't shut up. I am leaving to finish my damn paper that's due tomorrow!" She stormed out leaving Harry and Ron there in the Common room shocked.

"Did Hermione just say . . . ?" said Ron " She just used . . ." his jaw dropped

"Yeah I believe she just did." Harry sat there looking at the stairs.

Ron slumped in his chair. "Harry we'll never understand girls." 'She's even beautiful when she's pissed off'

" Personally I don't think we want to" Harry answered rubbing his neck. "They are a complicated part of the human race."

"Boys that is what you call P.M.S." Ginny Weasley said sitting beside her brother.

"S.P. what?" Ron asked.

Ginny giggled. "You guys are hilarious! You might want to talk to a male for that conversation." She laughed hard "15 years old and as stupid as a tea cozy."

Ron and Harry looked at her with confused faces. "You poor, poor things. You shall have to seek advice to see the answer." She continued. They looked at her with blank expressions.

"Well I'm off to bed." And with that she left upstairs. Once again Harry and Ron just sat there confused.

And so they decided tomorrow they would seek advice on the female race. Ron especially wanting to understand Hermione more.

There what do you think so far? I don't know about the story myself. But I do know one thing for sure! JULY 16TH BETTER COME QUICKLY!

R&R!!! Please!!!!!!