Toad and Clown story

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters and yeah the title of the story isn't my best but I honestly couldn't think of one, sorry

This contains an unconventional pairing, not slash, just unconventional. the actual pairing won't be revealed to the end of the story. As always criticism is welcome.

Chapter 1

"Toad."

"The name's Todd yo," Todd said, picking himself up off the ground. He had just been hexed through a wall for the fourth time that week and, to be honest, with each wall he had gone through he found his affection for Wanda waning. He was beginning to understand that he and Wanda would never be. He admired her, respected her and even worshipped her to some extent, but therein lay the problem. To worship Wanda was like worshipping an idol. You could love the cold statue all you wanted, but you would receive no love in return, not even an acknowledgement, only a lifeless stare. Still what was he going to do?

Pietro rolled his eyes at Todd's remark. "Listen TOAD I've got a deal for you. One I think you'll benefit from."

Todd couldn't hide his interest, though he knew this was most likely a prank. The humiliated have an intuition for these kinds of things. "Yeah? What's that?"

"If you stay away from Wanda for the next three days I'll get you a date."

"Yeah, right" Todd said, "you gonna hook me up with the bearded lady maybe? Or how about Evan, that way you can embarass two people at the same time?"

"Todd, please. I'm gonna come right out and say it. You're an embarrassment to our house man. I mean Lance has Kitty. I've got more than half of Bayville's female population after me, even Freddy at least talks to women, but you... You're just nothin' man. I'm not tryin' to be a jerk to you, just trying to explain, alright. So if you want I will not only set you up on a date, but I will pay for the date, what happens after that is up to you."

"How do I know you're not settin' me up yo?"

"You don't. I can guarantee you three things about this date, though."

"What three things?"

"Your date will be female, she'll be fine, and she'll stay the entire date."

"I dunno Pietro"

"What's to think about Toad I'm giving you something you've never had in your life. A date with a hot chick who's guaranteed not to run out on you at first sight."

"I just always imagined my first date being with somebody who was hot and cared about me."

"So why're you going after to my sister," Pietro barely dodged the hex thrown at him.

"I'm gonna stop," Toad said.

"Finally," Wanda shouted.

"So what better way to quit Toad than to go on this date. I'm telling you man its a sure thing."

"Alright fine I'll go on the date."

"Good, its Saturday night, find something nice to wear," and with that Pietro left a confused Todd behind.

"Somethin' nice?"