Ok, this has nothing to do with my usual story... except it has the same characters... so yea... you know! Ok well this is the Basement Chronicles... its basically the adventures that; Me, Rk, Jess, Will and Jack can have in my basement... better than it sounds!! There will be a different story every chapter so that means a whole load of stupid things for you lot!
Enjoy!!
Disclaimer: NOTHING!! Except me, Jess, Rk, the basement, ironing and the game!!
JUMP!!
.x.Rk's PoV.x.
"Jump! Jess, jump!!"
"Which is the jump button?!"
"I don't know... Jump!!"
"WHICH BUTTON?!"
"PUSH THEM ALL!!"
Jess quickly pushed all the buttons and waved the handset side to side above her head.
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"Ah! I died!... Stupid jump button!"
I looked away from Jess hitting the game to Rach who was furiously ironing...
"Whatcha doing?"
"Ironing"
"What?"
"School uniform"
"But... its half term"
"...I know"
"No school for a week"
"I know!!"
"....O...K...Jump Jess!!!"
"I am!!"
Jack sat on the seat behind me and Jess
"I don' know why we 'ad te stay down 'ere!"
Rach looked up from her ironing
"We have to stay down here 'cause if my mom sees you she'll be down every 5 minutes trying to force feed you!... Where is Will? He's been gone ages!"
I shrugged
"What you Lasses playin'?"
"I don't know... a game and an old console we found... For Gods sake Jess jump!!"
"I'M TRYING BUT A BUTTON IS MISSING!!"
"Let me see..."
Jack reached for the handset off Jess... who fought back
"Let go! NO! MY GAME!!"
"I'll fix it!!"
"NO! Stop Jack!! YOU'RE PUSHING BUTTONS!!.... BACK OFF!!!!!"
.X.BEEP BEEP.X.
I looked at the screen
"Er... Jess?"
"WHAT?!"
"...You just reached level two..."
"SO?! LET GO....Level two?! WHOO! LOOSE!!"
She snatched the handset away from Jack
"Oh my God! What took you so long?!"
I saw Rach hugging Will
"I forgot about the secret part... and knocked on you're front door..."
"...and?"
"You're mom answered"
Rach gasped, I shook my head
"What did she do?"
"Well... I've just spent the last hour being forced to eat cakes and these rectangle things..."
"Flapjacks"
"...And she kept asking me if I wanted a drink and even if I said no, she'd give me one anyway!"
"I told you what she was like didn't I?... wait, you didn't let her see you come down here did you?!"
"No, I managed to climb back in through a window!"
I laughed and nudged Jess
"Jump over the mushroom!"
"Stop saying jump!"
"Well do it then!"
"Yea luv, jump!"
"SHUT UP!"
"Jess! Be quiet! If my mom hears we'll have to leave!"
"It's their fault!"
I gave an innocent look
"Moi?! ....Jump over the mushroom!"
"I'll jump over the mushroom when it's mushroom jumping time!!!"
"....IT'S TIME!!"
"SHUSH! My mom will hear!"
"JUMP!!"
"STOP TELLING ME TO FLIPPING JUMP!!!!!"
Rach put her hands over Jess' mouth
"Shhh!"
"Rachael? Is that you?!"
Rach rolled her eyes
"Yes mom!"
"Do you have friends down there? Do they want flapjacks?!"
"NO!! Mom... I'm on my own!"
"Sure? I made cookies!"
"COOKIES?! I WANT COOKIES!!!"
We all dived on Jess
"...No thanks mom, I'm fine!"
"No! Get off!!!.... THE GAME!!!"
Rach and me put our hands over Jess' mouth, we wrestled with her to get the handset as she pushed buttons
"NO! I'M DYING! LOOSE!! I NEED TO JUMP!!"
"SHHHHHH!!!"
Jack knocked the handset onto the floor... we all piled on top of it... the game started to make noises
"Where's the mute button?!"
"WHERE'S THE JUMP BUTTO..."
"SHHH!!"
"Rachael?! Are you ok? Are you're friends ok?!"
"We'...I'M FINE!!! NO COOKIES!!"
"I WANT COOKIES!!!"
"SHUT UP!!"
We all fought over the handset, pushing buttons and restraining Jess... then she went quiet and stopped struggling...Rach and I exchanged a glance... We let her go.
"Jess are you ok?... get off her guys"
Jack and Will got off her, she picked up the remote and her jaw dropped...
"...Jess?"
"....I MADE LEVEL THREE!!!!!!!"
"SHHHHHHHH!!!"
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Well that's the first instalment of the stories if you liked it review and I'll be putting up one about Bonfire night!!
Luv ya!
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