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Second one then!! This suddenly came to me in an English lesson and I was like Miss! I need paper!!! Well hope you enjoy!!
Disclaimer:--- NOTHING!!! Except my characters… the basement, the fridge, the bat and the sandwich.
Truth or Dare?
.x.Rk's PoV.x.
"Ok, I dare Rach to… Kiss Will… ON THE LIPS!"
Rach shrugged
"Ok"
"God, Jess! Make it easy!!"
Rach leaned across the circle and kissed Will on the lips and sat back.
"Ok my turn!"
Rach looked around the circle
"I dare…. Rk to …. Er"
I smirked
"Come on I can take it!"
"Ok… I dare you to say something nice to Jess!"
"Er… well… urmm… Aha! Wait! You never asked me what I wanted!"
"Fine… Truth or dare?"
"Truth!!"
"Aww! Fine! Ok, If I dared you to kiss Jack…"
"I wouldn't do it!"
"Let me finish!… Wouldn't you do it 'cause you don't want to… or 'cause you're scared to?"
"Because I didn't want to"
Rach raised an eyebrow
"Yea… yea"
"Ok my turn!"
"Ok… I dare Jess to…"
"Hey! You didn't ask me!!"
"Fine! Truth or dare?!"
"Truth!"
"Aw man! Ok… er…. Do you… fancy…. Will?"
"Hell yea!!"
Rach looked to Will who gave her a reassuring smile
"OK MY TURN!!"
"Sh! Jess! My parents are asleep upstairs!"
"Yea two floors! We're in a basement here Rach!"
"Yea still…"
"Anyway! My turn!…. I dare Jack…"
"Eh! Ye didn' ask me!"
"Oh! Truth or dare?"
"….Er… Dare!"
"Ok… I dare you to…. Kiss…"
We all looked at each other
"Kiss… WILL!"
"EWWW!!"
"NO WAY!!"
"KEEP HIM AWAY FROM ME!!!"
Will leaned behind Rach
"Don' worry laddy I didn' want te kiss ye anyway!"
"But that's you're dare!"
I stood up
"Give in Jess he isn't going to do it!"
"Fine! He can kiss you instead!"
I backed away from the circle
"What?!"
"You heard!"
Jack looked up at me and smirked
"HELL NO!!"
Rach laughed
"Aw go on Rk!"
I glared her.
"Yea go on!"
And Will…
Jack stood up
"Come an' get me luv!"
"Eww Stay away from me!"
He held his arms out and winked
"I know ye wanna!"
"Pfft! Couldn't be more wrong!"
He moved closer
"Jack no!!"
"I was only kiddin' luv!"
Jess put her hands on her hips
"Well I'm not! You've got to do it! It's your dare!"
Rach stood up
"Jess leave it"
Will lay down on the sofa
"Yea, lets go to bed"
"God, fine! Go to bed on MY turn!"
Rach smiled and pulled a blanket over her and Will.
"Hey! How come you two get the sofa?!"
"'Cause you, Jess and Jack have the air bed!"
"And you think that's fair?!"
"Oh…. And it's my house!"
Rach snuggled up to Will
"Fine, I'll have the smelly air bed… But don't expect me to be happy about it!!"
"Aww come on lass! Ye got me te 'old on te!"
"Get away from me"
………
"You have to do it…"
"Why luv?"
"'cause… you'll blow up if you don't"
"…Really?"
"No, ignore her… Jess get off my legs"
She rolled off me
"What time is it"
She looked round
"Er… 1:15am"
"I'm going for a walk… I can't sleep with you two talking"
I headed up the basement stairs, across the kitchen and outside onto a bench
Hmm…. I kind of wished I had let Jack kiss me now… maybe I should go back in and… Wait!! What am I saying?!
I laughed to myself
Jess is not going to drop the fact I've backed out of her dare… she's going to be going on about it all day…
I shivered and headed back inside the kitchen. I saw Rach's mom heading down the stairs
"Hi Mrs. H"
"Oh hello dear… couldn't sleep either? Would you like a snack?"
She walked over to the fridge
"No thanks, I'm going to the loo then I'm going to try and sleep"
"Ok dear… night"
I smiled and started up the stairs
… .x. Jess' PoV .x. … (God help us)
"And if you don't do it Rk's head will blow up… so you HAVE to do the dare!"
Jack better do the dare… I don't want Rach to blame me when Rk's head blows up!
"Ok lass… lets go find 'er!"
We opened the basement door which leads onto the kitchen, I looked around
"There she is, by the fridge… Shh lets sneak up"
"Am ye sure that's 'er?"
"Yea… see, I eat my carrots so I can see in the dark better then you"
"Oh… ok then"
I stood by the breakfast table and watched Jack sneak up behind Rk. She was still leaning in the fridge… I wouldn't mind a sandwich after Jack's kissed her…
Jack looked over to me and shrugged. I did great actions to tell him to twirl her around and kiss her… he understood… of course!
"Alright luv! COME 'ERE!!"
… .x. Rk's PoV .x. …
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I stopped in the middle of the landing
"What the hell?"
I rushed down the stairs and into the kitchen just as Rach and Will came up the basement stairs
Rach looked at me
"What happened? Who screamed?"
Jess came out from under the breakfast table
"RACH'S MOMS A FLIPPING PHYSCO!! JACK THOUGHT SHE WAS RK 'N HE HAD TO DO TH DARE, ELSE RK'S HEAD WOULD EXPLODE! 'N HE TURNED HER ROUND, NOW HE'S DEAD!!! 'N HE DIDN'T KISS RK SO SHES GONNA EXPLODE, THEN SHE'LL BE DEAD!!! THEN I'LL BE LEFT ALONE WITH RACH AND WILL!!!!!!"
By the end of her explanation she was really out of breath… and really high pitched
Rach looked to Will who shrugged
"What did you say?"
She took a deep breath when I butted in
"She said Jack was dead… and something about you're mom… I think"
"YEA… LOOK!!!"
She pointed to a pair of legs that were hanging out of the fridge
"Oh my God, Jack!!"
Rach ran over and I followed. We pulled Jack out the fridge. He was covered in pieces of broken china and half a sandwich.
Rach looked up at Jess… Who was still kneeling behind the table.
"My mom killed him?!"
"YEAH! HE TRIED TO KISS HER 'N SHE SOCKED HIM WITH A PLATE AND HALF A SANDWICH!!!!"
I laughed
"That explains the sandwich then…"
"THIS ISN'T FUNNY RK!! RACH'S MOM BASHED JACK TO DEATH WITH A PLATE AND ITS YOU'RE FAULT!!"
She stood up from behind the table
"Mine?!"
"YES!! IF YOU WERE RACH'S MOM NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED!!!"
…How'd you answer that?
Rach rolled Jack over
"He's not dead guys… Jess, where did my mom go after she hit Jack with the plate?"
"THE LOONY RAN OUT!!"
We heard footsteps coming down the stairs. Jess gasped and clung onto the table
"SHE'S COMING BACK TO FINISH HIM OFF!!"
I smirked and shook my head
"No she isn't you freak!"
"WELL THEN SHE'S COMING FOR ME!!!"
She leant across the floor and started to pull Jack under the table by his leg.
"RUN!! SAVE YOURSELVES!! I'LL USE JACK'S BODY TO SHEILD ME!!"
She dragged Jack fully under the table with her. I looked under
"Jess! Chill out will you!!"
"Oh yea! I'll say that to you when A LOONY MOM'S COMING AFTER YOU!!"
She lay down and pulled Jack on top of her.
Rachs mom snuck round the corner with a baseball bat… she had her eyes closed and was waving the bat around
"COME OUT!!!"
"….mom?"
"AHHHH!!!!"
She dropped the bat and opened her eyes
"Oh! Rachael… RUN! THERES A LUNATIC IN THE HOUSE!!!"
A muffled voice yelled;
"THE ONLY LOONY HERE IS YOU!!"
Rachs mom looked around
"Jessica?"
There was a little whimper and Jess' head appeared above the table, she raised her hands above her head
"PLEASE DON'T KILL ME WITH A PLATE AND HALF A SANDWICH… PLEASE!!!!!"
Rach pulled Jess up
"Stop it!"
"Why Jessica dear, why would I do that?!"
"BECAUSE YOU BATTERED JACK!!"
"Jack?… OH! The lunatic!! We have to call the police!!"
"Mom! He's a friend! He thought you were Rk. Jess told him if he didn't kiss Rk her head would blow up…"
"Oh…"
She started to laugh
"Why didn't you just say that Jessica?"
She shrugged
"I thought you were a loony"
"Mistakes happen… Er, Rachael dear tidy this mess up for me… All this excitement has made me sleepy! Goodnight"
She walked past the table and looked at Jacks legs
"I'll apologise to him later…"
She went up the stairs. Rach and Will started to clear up the broken china. I picked up the bat and put I on the table. I started to laugh
Jess stood out from behind the table
"What are you laughing at?!"
"Your face… hold on…"
I knelt behind the table, put my hands above my head and closed my eyes
"NO! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME WITH A PLATE AND HALF A SANDWICH RACHS PHYSCO MOM!!!"
I burst out laughing and Jess folded her arms
"You got to admit Jess that was pretty funny"
She glared Will and turned back to me
"Well I've got something that will shut you up!"
"Oh yea?"
"YEA! Once Jack wakes up the dares back on!!"
"PFFT! YEAH AS IF!!"
"You have to!!! …. Or…. Or… RACH'S HEAD WILL EXPLODE!!!"
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Well I enjoyed writing that one… I found it funny… Just my luck now no one else will! Lol.
Oh… I can assure you my mother is not a lunatic and doesn't go battering people with plates and sandwiches… lol.
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