Tke: Okay is thought would not eave my head, so I decided to type and post it.

Kai: why me? Why not someone else?

Tke: because seeing you in that penguin pic seemed to just fit

Kai: …

Tke: awww come on, it isn't so bad!

Kai: it is that he kisses-! Gets a duck taped mouth by Tke

Tke: don't ruin the plot, do disclaimer and I promise this'll be Tyka.

Kai: hmph… Tke doesn't own Beyblade and thankfully never will!

Tke: . oh, now you started it Kai.

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Title: The Adventures of Penguin Kai!

Authoress: Tysonkaiexperiment

Couplings: Tyka, Mara

Warnings: Yaoi, a bit of cussing and a tiny bit of violence

Disclaimer: Kai already did it, but I don't own Beyblade!

Summary: Penguin Kai and Penguin Ray excape from the Zoo, only to get sick and get back in the zoo! However, they get taken in by two humans that they grow rather fond of! Tyka and Mara

Notes: They have penguin bodies, but have their bangs and faces. So imagine a penguin body with a Bladebreakers face and bangs. If you need help imagining it, I'll send you a picture! Just tell me in the review if you want that pic! Make sure to let me know where I can get your email!

"Blah" human speak

"Blah" penguin speak

'Blah' human thinking

'Blah' penguin thinking

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With a yawn Penguin Kai awoke from his ice cave, his eyes glancing around wearily. "What time is it?" He squawked to himself before waddling outside. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, can't you just imagine it? Kai: death glare)

Stepping out into the morning sun Penguin Kai noted he heard a yawn to his left, he glanced over and his crimson eyes landed on Penguin Ray. 'Was he out here the whole night?' He paddled over before kicking Penguin Ray. Penguin Ray just tumbled into the water before waking.

"Who did that?"

"Ray, were you sleeping outside the whole night?"

"Kai? What was that for? … was I?"

Penguin Kai sweatdropped at his best friend, his friend really needed more memory…

Penguin Ray yawned again before sitting up, "What you doing up so early anyways Kai?"

"Training." (Some things never change) Penguin Kai made his way up the top of the glacier, "I'm escaping."

"Why?"

"To see outside the zoo."

"OUTSIDE?" Penguin Ray gaped at Penguin Kai, "ARE YOU INSANE KAI?"

"Maybe."

"They don't feed you outside! I heard it's bad!"

"What are you… scared?"

Penguin Ray glared, "I'm not scared, I'm merely unsure."

"Rrrrriiiiggghhhhtttt…" Penguin Kai smirked, pointing to two humans coming their way with buckets, "Se them? Those are called humans!"

Penguin Ray blinked, "Why do they feed us? They look superior."

"That's what they want you to think, in truth, they fear us."

"So what's your plan Kai?"

"Well, I haven't decided yet…"

"Then we wait on your plan!"

"Alright."

The two humans threw food and walked away, knowing the penguins would eat when they felt good and ready. The redhead looked bored and the brunette had looked slightly worried.

"Ray?"

"Yeah Kai?"

"I've got our plan! We operate it tomorrow!"

"Alright! SIR, YES SIR!"

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"And so, we continue with a look at this sea lab and from there construct-."

Kinomiya Takao slept on and on, ignoring the lecturing person in front of him. He did-however- wake up when the person slammed his book on the desk, "I'm up, I'm up." Takao muttered sleepily, rubbing his eyes awake, "You woke me up too early."

Mizuhara Max grinned to his best friend, "Sorry Takao, but we've got work."

"Can't we wait till later Maxie? I was actually getting sleep and-."

"Takao."

"Fine, fine." Takao sighed, placing his hands on the table and placing his chin on his hands, "So what do we study now?"

Max glanced through the notes, "Penguins."

Takao stared at Max with the biggest 'what-the-hell' face ever.

Max sighed, "I know, I know, we usually do larger sea animals, but still! The Uni wants it and the Uni gets it!"

Takao sweatdropped when Max struck a pose that read 'we-will-conquer-all'. Well, if Max was involved, than the Uni got what it wanted. After all, Max's mom was the principal, couldn't let Max goof off in front of her. Takao winced as he remembered Max's mom, Judy, get mad at him. She then called on the P.E. teacher to make him run 30 laps around Tokyo tower….

Yes, Takao really had a hatred for Tokyo Tower now….

"See, you're not even thinking straight!" Max scoffed, waving a paper in Takao's face. His sea blue eyes softening into Takao's midnight blue ones, "Is this about Kei (1)?"

Takao paused at the name. 'Kei…'

Max gave him a small smile, "It'll be better."

"Yeah, where's the assignment?"

"Over there." Max pointed to the desk before walking out.

Takao stood up and grabbed the papers, leafing through them but thinking more than reading, 'Kei… Kami-sama, it's been so long…'

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"Taka?"

Takao looked up into Kei's crimson eyes, "Yeah?"

"You know I love you right Kinomiya?"

"Is something wrong Kei?"

"No… just wondering…"

"Wondering what?"

Kei turned his lover to face him; he took a few steps back before holding out a small box to him. (I know, the American way, but they live in Japan, sue me!) "Here."

Takao blinked, taking the box that fit into the palm of his hand. "What is it Kei?"

"Open it."

Takao did as he was told and stared in amazement. A beautiful white gold ring stared back at him, dotted with sapphires and rubies the whole way around, "Kei…?"

"Taka, I love you so much… willyoumarrymeifyoudon'twanttoicanunderstandi'mnotworthyofyouanywaysand-?"

"Kei…"

Kei paused and glanced up from his ranting, "H-hai?"

Takao set the ring aside before pulling Kei close and kissing him, "Do you even dare ask?"

Kei blinked a bit before cuddling Takao close, "Just had to make sure."

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Takao sighed quietly, glancing at the ring around his ring finger, he pulled his hands closer to his heart, "Kei…"

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Penguin Ray looked up his place below Penguin Kai, "Are you sure about this Kai?"

Penguin Kai glared, "Don't you trust me?"

"In one word? … No."

Penguin Kai ignored the comment and looked up to see the humans heading their way to give them breakfast "This is it."

"Okay."

'Today…' Penguin Kai thought 'Is the day we break out of here…'

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(1)- If anyone has read my other story called: My Love, My Heritage, than you know who this is. If not, Kei Kaido is the version of Kai Hiwatari from the past. Except Kei has crimson eyes and Kai's are violet-grey. And also in My Love, My Heritage, Kei is Takao's lover while Kai is Tyson's.

Tke: XD I'm done!

Kai: you so enjoyed that.

Tke: but of course.

Kei: TT I'm dead and Hiwatari gets MY Takao?

Tke: yup.

Kai: smirk

Kei: THIS ISN'T FAIR! IF ANYONE REVIEWS I'LL KILL YOU!

Tke: psst, don't listen to him review! Watches Kei chase Kai around