POKEMON presents: Aladdin
by Injection Fairy Lily
Disclaimer:I don't own Pokemon or Aladdin.

Aladdin...Ash
Jasmine...Misty
Sultan...Brock
Jafar...Colonel Hansel
Iago...Murkrow
Rajah...Persian
Genie...Jirachi
Mystic Traveler...Todd
Abu...Pikachu

...and the rest of the cast is yet to come

Chapter 4: Prince Ali

(The lights have dimmed for a few minutes, and now they are coming back on, and now we can see Brock busy stacking up Pokemon figurines and Colonel Hansel made his entrance with his mohawk turn)

"Master, I believe I have found a solution to the problem with your daughter," he announced.

"Yep, the problem with your daughter!" chimed in Murkrow.

"Oh, really?" asked Brock.

"Right here!" Colonel Hansel unrolled a scroll which he obviously wrote himself, and began reading. "'If the princess has not chosen a husband by the appointed time, then the...'"

Brockwas busy feeding Murkrow some crackers. "But Misty hated all those suitors. How can I choose someone she hates?" he asked.

"Not to worry, Master. There's more;" Colonel Hansel continued. "'in the event of the princess still not finding a suitor…' hmm, interesting…"

"What? Who is it !" inquired Brock.

"'The family guardian or unrelated ally… why that would be… me." replied Colonel Hansel.

Brockput examined the scroll. "B-but I thought the law said that only a prince or a gentleman's son could marry a princess, I'm quite sure of it…" he said.

Colonel Hansel pulled out the Arbok staff. "Desperate times call for desperate measures, Master."

"Desperate…measures…" repeated Brock.

"You will order Princess Misty to marry me…" said Colonel Hansel.

Hypnotized by the Arbok staff's magic, Brock sleepily said "I will order Misty to… but you're so old!"

"Misty will marry me!"

"Misty… will… marry…" all of a sudden, he heard a trumpet. "What? What was that? What… that music!" He looked outside and say a huge parade. "Ha ha! Colonel Hansel! You must come and see this!"

"Make way for Prince Ashy! Say "hey" it's Prince Ashy!" Jirachi sang the main parts of the song.

"Hey

Clear the way

In the old bazaar

Hey you!

Let us through!

It's a bright new star, oh

Come be the first on your block to meet his eye!

Make way here he comes

Ring bells, bang the drums!

Are you going to love this guy!

Prince Ashy

Fabulous he,

AliAbabwa!

Genuflect, show some respect! Down on one knee!

Now, try your best to stay calm,

Brush up your Sunday saalam!

Then come and meet his spectacular coterie!

Prince Ashy

Mighty as he

Ashy Satoshi!

Strong as ten Feraligatrs, definitely...

"He faced many other trainers!"

"100 Team Rocket Soldiers!" sang random people.

"Who sent those goons to their lords? "

"Why, Prince Ashy!"

"He's got a seventy-five golden Camerupts!"

"Don't they look lovely, June?"

"Purple Aipoms, he's got fifty-three!"

"Fabulous, Harry. I love the sparkle!"

"When it comes to exotic Pokemon…"

"…has he got a zoo! I'm telling you,"

"it's a world class menagerine!"

"Prince Ashy

Handsome is he

Ashy Satoshi!"

"There's no question, this Ashy's alluring!" sang Melody, .

"That physique! How can I speak?"

"Weak at the knee,"

"Well, get on out in that square …"

" Adjust your veil and prepare …"

"To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ashy,"

"He's about to pull my heart asunder,"

"There's no question this Ashy's alluring,"

"Never ordinary, never boring,"

"Everything about the man just plain impresses,"

"He's a winner, he's a Pokemon master!"


"He's about to pull my heart asunder!"

"And I absolutely love the way he dresses!"

"He's got ninety-five hot-tempered Mankey…"

"He's got the Mankey! Let's see the Mankey!" chanted the Exploud guards.

"And to view them, he charges no fee," Ash shoved some coins that looked like Meowth's charm onto the ground.

"He's generous, so generous!" cried a group of girls.

"He's got Bulbasaur, Snorunt and Swellow!"

"Proud to work for him!"

"Bow to his whim

Love serving him

They're just lousy with loyalty

To Ashy…

Prince Ashy…

Prince A-" the parade burst through the doors into the palace.

"-SHY! ARMOROUS HE, ASHY SATOSHI!

"Heard your daughter was a sight, lovely to see!

And that, good people, is why

He got dolled up and dropped by…"

"With sixty Butterfree,

Phanpys galore!

His Cyndaduil, Chikorita, and Muk!

His forty Grovyle, and Totodile!

Pidgeys that warble on key,

Make way…" Jirachi zipped back into the magic lamp.

"FOR PRINCE

ASHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

Colonel Hansel slammed the door shut. Brock, however, was applauding, and so were the audience.

"Splendid, absolutely stunning!" he cried.

"Sir, I have journeyed from afar to seek your daughter's hand!"

"Ah, Prince Ashy I'm delighted to meet you, ah, this is my child's guardian, Colonel Hansel… he's delighted as well!"

"Ecstatic," sneered Colonel Hansel. "Pardon me, Master. Prince Sabotage..."

"That's Satoshi to you."

"Eh, whatever. You cannot just parade in here, uninvited, and speak to-"

"My goodness, this is a most remarkable device, I don't suppose… I could…"

"Why certainly, Sir! Allow me," said Ash, helping him onto Charizard.

Colonel Hansel stabbed Charizard's tail to the floor with the Arbok staff, trying to prevent it from flying. "Master, I must advise against this!" he said. Charizard cried and roared with pain and agony.

"Oh nonsense, Colonel Hansel," said Brock. "Learn to have a little fun!" he kicked the Arbok staff, which released Charizard from its hold on the floor. And Murkrow tripped over the Arbok staff and fell face-first onto the floor.

"Now, just where did you say you were from?" inquired Colonel Hansel.

"Oh, uh, a lot farther than you've traveled, I'm sure!" bragged Ash.

"Try me!"

Charizard flew around in loop-de-loops, and flew right above Duplica's Ditto who was still a Donphan. Then it started chasing Murkrow around the room.

"Hey! Watch it! Watch it!" cried Murkrow. Soon enoughit broke into a clear path… "Whew!" …then it hit the wall.

"Make way, Colonel Hansel, I'm coming in for a landing!" yelled Brock, enjoying his ride.

The dizzy Charizard collapsed on Aipom's trunk.

"Whew… I haven't had… so much fun in ages… ah, what a remarkable youth. And a prince, besides! If we're lucky, you won't have to marry Misty, after all!" said Brock to Colonel Hansel.

"I don't trust him, Master," whispered Colonel Hansel.

"Nonsense, one thing I pride myself on, Colonel Hansel, I'm an excellent judge of character!" said Brock.

Murkrow, who had been listening, said. "Oh, sure, oh yeah excellent judge, of- NOT!"

"Misty will like this one!"

"And I'm pretty sure I'll like Princess Misty," said Ash.

"Master, no. I must intercede on Princess Misty's behalf!" said Colonel Hansel, little did any of them notice that Misty was skating into the room. "This boy is no different from the others. What makes him think he is worthy of Princess Misty?"

"Colonel Hansel, sir, I am Prince Ashy Satoshi! Ha! Just let her meet me!" bragged Ash. "I will win your daughter…"

"WHAT! How dare you?" screamed Misty, completely insulted. "All of you, standing around deciding my future? Well guess what? FORGET IT!I AM NOT A STUPID PRIZE TO BE WON! NEVER HAVE I BEEN SO INSULTED IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE! OOH, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! AHHH! IS THIS AN IDEA OF A STUPID JOKE? I REALLY DON'T APPRECIATE THIS! UGH! YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN!"

"Oh dear, don't worry, Prince Ashy… I think she just needs time to cool down…" said Brock, taking Ash aside.

"I think it's time to say goodbye to Prince Sabotoge…" growled Colonel Hansel.

Outside the palace, Ash was complaining, while Ditto was grumbling about being a Donphan.

"Oh, great! What am I going to do? Misty won't even let me talk to her!" groaned Ash. "I should have known I couldn't pull off this stupid prince wish!"

Jirachi was playing chess with the magic carpet. "So move," he said. The magic carpet moved. "…That's a good move!" then Jirachi did a Rodney Dangerfield impression: "I can't believe it; I'm losing to an Arbok!"

"Jirachi, I need help!" whined Ash.

"Alright, Ash, here's the deal! If you want to court the little lady you have to be a straight shooter do you got it?" said Jirachi. "why not tell her the thuth,"

"No way! IfMisty found out I was just some… crummy street-Raticate… she'd laugh at me," complained Ash.

"A woman appreciates a man who can make her laugh!" said Jirachi. "…Ash' all joking aside. You really ought to be yourself."

"Hey, that's the last thing I want to be!" growled Ash, putting his turban back on. "Okay, I'm going to go see her, I- I've got to be smooth, cool, confident! How do I look?"

"Like a prince…" sighed Jirachi. And with that, Ash flew up to Misty's room.

Misty was just on her bed, feeling depressed when she heard;

"Princess Misty?"

Persian perked up at the noise.

"Who's there?" asked Misty.

"It's me, Prince Ashy…" said Ash.

"I do not want to see you, EVER! NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER!"

"Please, please Princess! I'm begging you, Please! Just give me a chance!" begged Ash, but to no avail. Persian came out with a mohawk turn,as it lunged at Ash, attacking him with fury swipes!

"Just leave me alone!" said Misty, in a cold voice. "GET AWAY FROM ME!"

"Go away!" said Ash, trying to push Persian away. "Easy… take off, go!"

"So how's our little beau doing?" asked Jirachi. Charizard mimed the whole head-being-cut-off thing. Jirachi slapped himself in the face.

"Wait, wait…" said Misty after a few moments. "do I…know you?"

"No! Ha, no," said Ash.

"You remind me of someone I… met in the marketplace," said Misty. Uh-oh! She was onto him!

Ash slapped his forehead in disgust. "I believe you've met someone else..."

"No. I guess not," sighed Misty.

Jirachi, through the mind-link, said "Enough about you, Casanova, talk about her! She's smart! Fun! Kind! The hair, the eyes, anything! Pick a feature!"

"Uh, Princess Misty, you're very…"

"Lovely, magnificent, feminine… punctual!"

"Punctual!" said Ash.

"Punctual!"

"Sorry!"

"Uh, beautiful!" corrected Ash.

"Nice recovery!"

"Hmm, I'm rich too, you know," said Misty, walking towards him.

"Yeah…" said Ash.

"The princess…" she continued.

"I know…"

"A fine prize for any prince to marry…"

"Right, right! A, a prince like me!"Ash agreed.

"Warning! Warning!"

Misty tapped his nose… "Right. A prince like you." …right before pulling down his turban and wrapping his cape over his head. "And every other stuffed-shirt, wavering pea-pop I've met!"

"Mayday! Mayday!"

"But"

"JUST GO…JUMP OFF A BALCONY AND KILL YOURSELF, YOU LITTLE TWERP!" shouted Misty, fed up with all these suitors.

"Wha?" stammered Ash, totally confused.

"Stop her! Stop her! Want me to hit her with psychic attack?" Jirachi suggested.

"OH, SHUT UP AND GET LOST!" shouted Ash.

"Okay, but remember; be yourself!" and Jirachi disappeared into the magic lamp.

"Yeah, right!"

"What!" screamed Misty, blowing a fuse again.

"Uh, you're right!" said Ash, making a new thing out of what he'd just blurted out. "You aren't just… some… prize to be won. You should be free to make your own choice. I'll go now…" he said, stepping off the balcony.

"No, Ashy!"

"You...called?"

"How…, how come you're doing that?" asked a confused Misty.

"It's Charizard," explained Ash.

"It's so cool…" said Misty.

"You uh, you don't… want to go for a ride, do you?" asked Ash. "We could get out of the town, see the world. Come on, it wouldn't kill you just for once."

"Is it safe?"

"Sure, do you trust me?"

"What?"

"Do you trust me?" said Ash, holding out his hand.

Misty recognized him from the first time they met, and said; "…yes!"

Then Ash and Misty flew away on Charizard and they were set to see a whole new world!

Injection Fairy Lily: Hi, there! It's me again! Do you want to know what happens next? I'll write another chapter as soon as you read and review!