POKEMON presents: Aladdin
by Injection Fairy Lily
Disclaimer:I don't own Pokemon or Aladdin.

Aladdin...Ash
Jasmine...Misty
Sultan...Brock
Jafar...Colonel Hansel
Iago...Murkrow
Rajah...Persian
Genie...Jirachi
Mystic Traveler...Todd
Abu...Pikachu
Chapter 6: Prince Ali (Reprise)

(After a 20 minute intermission, the lights have came back on, the audience could see Murkrow having a total spaz around the secret room and Colonel Hansel plotting in, packing to run away)

"I GOTTA GET OUT! I'VE GOTTA START PACKING, COLONEL HANSEL! I'll pack, I've got the pokeballs, the traps, and what about this picture? I don't know, I think I'm making a weird face in it…" but his craziness was interrupted by Colonel Hansel, who was laughing.

"Ha ha ha…" he cackled, pounding on the door. "Ah HA HA HA!"

"Oh boy," said Murkrow. "He's cracked. He's gone nuts. Hansel! Hey, Hansel! Get a grip!" Colonel Hansel latched his fingers around Murkrow's neck. "ACK! Good grip!"

"Prince Ashy Satoshi is nothing more than that ragged urchin, Ash!" growled Colonel Hansel. "He has the lamp, Murkrow…"

"That little--!"

"YOU are going to relieve him of it!"

"Me?" said Murkrow.

(the lights began to dim for a few minutes. And when they came back on, the audience could see Ash at the palace, having a dilemma)

Ash was wondering if he should marry Misty and become the sultan? Or should he come clean about his identity?

"Sultan?" he pondered out loud. "They want me to be the sultan?"

Jirachi however, figured that this was time to party. "HUZAAH! Hail the conquering hero, the almighty Ash!" he exclaimed.

Then he started playing like crazy! When Ash skated right past him without a reaction, he was puzzled.

So he formed his hands into the shape of a TV, and pretended to interview him. "Ash! You've just won the heart of the lovely Princess Misty…what are you going to do next?"

Ash just stared gloomly through Jirachi's hands , and flopped down on a huge, princely bed. Jirachi popped up and whispered, "Your next line is 'I'm going to free Jirachi…' anytime!"

"Jirachi, I'm sorry…I can't," sighed Ash.

"Sure you can, all you have to do is say…"Jirachi mashed his master's mouth to mouth the words "'Jirachi, I wish you free!' So is it deal or no deal, Ash?"

"I'm serious!" said Ash. "Look, I'm sorry, I really am! But they want to make me the leader of this clan…no, they want to make 'Prince Ashy Satoshi' the leader. Without you…I'm just Ash."

"Ash, you won!" said Jirachi.

"BECAUSE OF YOU!" shouted Ash, as he threw his hands in the air.

"The only reason anyone thinks I'm worth anything is because of you! What if they find out I'm not really a prince? What if Mistyfinds out? …I'd lose her. Jirachi… I, I can't keep this up on my own!" and with a coward's averted gaze, he ended the rant with "I…I can't wish you free."

"Fine, I understand," said Jirachi, grumpily.

"After all, you've lied to everyone else, hey, I was beginning to feel left out! Now if you'll excuse me…master!" and he disappeared into the magic lamp.

"Jirachi…I'm really sorry," said Ash. But all he got back was one last tongue-sticking-out in his face. "GRRRR...WELL, FINE! THEN JUST…STAY IN THERE IN THAT STUPID LAMP, AND SEE IF I CARE!" Ash kicked the magic lamp with frustration, and he stormed out of the room. Ditto, who was still in the form of a Donphan, and Charizard, were watching through the window. "GRRRR...WHAT ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT?" he snapped. Ash's feelings were now hurt, and he and Charizard slowly slinked away. "Wait, come back, Pikachu, I'm sorry…wait! Come on!" then he sighed.

"What am I doing?" he asked himself. "Jirachi's right; I, I've got to tell Misty the truth!"

All of a sudden, he heard a voice. It sounded like Misty's.

"Ash! Oh, Ash! Could you come here?" it said.

"Well, here goes!" said Ash, picking up his turban. "Misty, where are you?"

Murkrow cleared its throat. "Out in the menagerie! Hurry!"

"I'm coming!" said Ash, as he took 3 turns off.

Murkrow turned and bumped heads with a Farfetch'd.

Murkrow screeched at the Farfetch'd in Pokemon language.

He went into the room Ash'd just left and found the magic lamp.

"Oh boy, is he going to be happy to see you! 'Excellent work, Murkrow!' Ah, go on! 'No, really. On a scale of one to ten, you are eleven!' Aw Hansel, you're too much. I'm embarrassed! I'm blushing!"

"People of Ever Grande! Misty has finally chosen a suitor!" Brock was saying.

"Misty?" said Ash, nervously.

"Ash, where have you been!" cried Mitsy, as she skated over to him, looking at him in the eyes.

"There's something I--"

"The whole town has turned up for Father's announcement!"

"But Misty…I cam to tell you…you don't understand…--" but Misty already pushed him through the balcony curtain.

"…Prince Ashy Satoshi!"

"Oh, great…" said Ash.

"Look at them…" sneered Murkrow. "cheering that kid!"

"Let them cheer," said Colonel Hansel, rubbing the magic lamp.

"You know Ash, I'm getting really…I…don't think you're him!" squealed Jirachi. "Tonight, the part of Ash will be played by a tall dark and sinister ugly man…"

"Shut up!" snarled Colonel Hansel, stomping on Jirachi's face. "I am your master now, so grant me MY wishes at once!"

"I was afraid of that…" sighed Jirachi.

"Jirachi! Grant me my first wish! I wish to rule on high as sultan!"

All of a sudden, dark clouds engulfed the palace, and swirled around Brock. The once palace of the sultan now opened up, giving all of its possessions to Colonel Hansel, who was now, apparently, the new sultan!

"Colonel Hansel, y-y-y-you…vile, despicable betrayer!" said Brock.

"That's Sultan Vile Despicable Betrayer to you!" yelled Murkrow.

"Oh yeah? We'll just see about that, psycho!" said Ash, reaching his pocket for the magic lamp. It was gone. "The lamp!" he gasped.

"Hmm, hmm," laughed Colonel Hansel. "Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers!"

Then, Jirachi lifted the entire palace onto the top of a cliff with his psychic attack!

Ash whistled for Charizard, upon whom he jumped to get a better view of the action, shaking his head in disbelief.

"Jirachi, no! What are you doing!" he cried.

"Sorry Kid, I've got a new master, now," said Jirachi.

"Colonel Hansel, what is the meaning of this treachery!"

"Oh, but there's a new order in town…my order! Finally YOU will bow to ME!"

Brock was about to bow, when Misty came in with a graceful spiral and stepped in boldly and shouted, "FORGET IT! We will never bow to the despicable likes of you! NEVER, NEVER NEVER! You can't make us!"

"Why am I not surprised?" asked Murkrow.

"If you will not bow before a sultan…THEN YOU WILL COWER BEFORE A SORCERER!" screamed Colonel Hansel.

"Jirachi! My second wish! I wish to be the most powerful sorcerer…IN THE WORLD!"

"NO! JIRACHI…STOP!" cried Ash, beseeching Jirachi not to give Colonel Hansel such dark powers. But Jirachi had to so.

Shadow magic crackled (created by Abra's psychic attack and Magneton's thunder attacks backstage) all around Colonel Hansel…he was transforming yet again…!

"Ladies and gentlemen…" said Murkrow. "A warm, welcome…for Sorcerer…HANSEL!"

"NO!" cried Ash, sobbing. "Jirachi, what have you done! What have you done?"

"Now where was I?" said Colonel Hansel. "Oh yes. Abject humension!" He zapped Misty (with Magneton's thunderbolt from backstage) and Brock with the Arbok staff. When Persian leaped towards him, he turned him into a little Meowth! "Down, Boy!"

"Meowth?" said Persian, who was now a Meowth.

(the Persian returned to its trainer's pokeball, and in its place, a random trainer's pokeball opened to reveal Meowth)

"Oh Princess Misty, there's someone I'm dying to introduce you to!" said Colonel Hansel.

"Hey! Get your dirty, filthy hands off her!" yelled Ash, coming in on Charizard's back.

"Prince Ashy, yes it is he but not as you know him.

Read my lips and come to grips with reality.

Let's meet a blast from your past

Who's lies were too good to last

Say hello to your

Precious

Prince Ashy!" sang Colonel Hansel, pulling the robe and turban off of Ash to reveal his street clothes.

"Ash…" gasped Misty in dismay and shock.

"M-Misty, I tried to tell you-" stuttered Ash. "I'm just-"

"Prince Ashy turned out to be merely Ash Ketchum.

Just a con, need I go on? Take it from me.

His personality flaws

Give me adequate cause

To send him packing on a one-way trip so his prospects take a terminal dip…

His assets frozen, venue chosen is the ends of the earth…!"

Colonel Hansel sang as he trapped Ash into a turret of the palace, then used the Arbok staff like a golf club to hit him off into the air.

"WHOOPEEE! SO LONG!"

"Goodbye, see ya!" added Murkrow.

"Ex-Prince…AshyyyyyYYYYYYYY! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! AH HA HA HA!" sneered Colonel Hansel.

"NOOOOOO!" wailed Misty.

(the lights began to dim for a few minutes. And when they came back on, the audience could see Ash on a snowy mountainside, and Pikachu is missing)

At the ends of the earth…

The turret smashed in half, and Ash was looking for Pikachu.

"Pikachu!" he called. "PIKACHU, where are you? Answer me!" Then he heard something, and saw a lump under the snow. He knew it was Pikachu and he began to dig the poor little pokemon out. "Aw this is all my fault!" he said. "Why didn't I free Jirachi when I had the chance?" Then he found Pikachu. "Pikachu! Are you okay?"

Pikachu shivered.

"I'm sorry, Pikachu! Can you forgive me?" said Ash, sobbing. "I made a mess of everything…somehow. I'm the one to blame. I've got to go back and…set things right!"Ash got up and marched on, only to step on Charizard, who was buried in the deep snow and encased in a block of ice, and he could only see its tail. "Charizard!" he said. Then he noticed that its tail was stuck underneath the turret. Then he got an idea. "Pikachu, help me out!"

Pikachu used its Iron Tail attack repeatedly to break the ice and free Charizard's head, and then it started digging. "That's it!" said Ash, encouragingly. But then the turret started to roll…Ash grabbed Pikachu…there was nowhere to run! But then he saw the window indent in the turret. Pikachu smartly slid into the snow, and when the turret rolled over them, they were spared by the window! "Yeah! All right!" cried Ash.Pikachu fell down in fear. Then, Charizard broke itself free of the ice, with its Fire Spin and Ash hopped on.

"Now, back to Ever Grande- let's go!" said Ash, as he rode on Charizard's back and made a grand exit!

(the lights began to dim for a few minutes. And when they came back on, the audience could see Colonel Hansel, who was now in charge of the palace, and Murkrow was tormenting poor Brock!)

"Stop it!" cried Misty. "You leave him alone or you'll be sorry!" She was chained in shackles, and forced to be Colonel Hansel's little waitress, bringing him fruit.

"It pains me to see you reduced to this, Princess Misty," he said, taking a bite of the apple she held before him. "A beautiful desert Bellossom such as yourself should be on the arm of the most powerful man in the world."

He spat apple at her, which she irritably wiped off her cheek as he used his magic to create a crown for her. "Why, with you as my queen…"

"Never, y-y-you despicable, vile man!"shouted Misty, throwing wine in Colonel Hansel's face.

"Agh! I'll teach you some respect!" yelled Colonel Hansel, threatening to hit her.

Then he got a better idea. "Hmm…Jirachi, I have decided to make my third and final wish: I wish for Princess Mistyto fall desperately in love with me!"

Misty gasped in horror.

"Ah, Master…there are a few provisos,"Jirachi began. "A couple of quid-pro-"

"Don't talk back to me, you little insignificant good-for-nothing midget! You will do what I order you to do!" Just then, Misty noticed Ash, Pikachu and Charizard creep in through the window.

"…Slave!"

"Hansel, darling…" said Misty, seductively. "I never realized how…incredibly handsome you are…"

"Hmm. That's better," said Colonel Hansel. Ash made a grand enterance with a . "Now…sweetheart. Tell me more about…myself…"

Jirachi looked around and saw Ash. "Ash! How are you doing? Ah ha ha!"

"SHH!" hissed Ash."Do you want him do hear you?"

Jirachi zipped his mouth shut. He went over toAsh and whispered, "Ash, I can't help you. I work for Sorcerer Psychopath now. What're you going to do!"

"Hey, I'm a Pokemon trainer, remember?" said Ash. "I'll improvise!"

"…and your face is so…twisted…"Misty made a twirling motion with her finger, secretly signaling for Ash to come closer while Colonel Hansel was distracted.

But Murkrow saw him!

"…stolen my heart, you are such a hunky guy…"

"Colo-MMPH!" Pikachu grabbed him just in time.

Ashwas just about to reach the magic lamp, when Murkrow and Pikachu wrestled and knocked over a bowl of fruit.

The clatter would have gotten Colonel Hansel's attention…

But Misty kissed him.

"Oh, this is so disgusting!" Ash groaned in disgust, and he felt like he was going to throw up.

Murkrow and Pikachu retched in pokemon language.

"That was…" Colonel Hansel started to say. But then he saw the reflection in Misty's crown…Ash Ketchum!

"YOU!" shouted Colonel Hansel.

"Uh-oh," said Ash, as he knew Colonel Hansel saw him.

He immediately shot Ash with a burst of magic, which was Abra's psybeam attack from backstage from the Arbok staff.

"How many times do I have to kill you, Boy?" he demanded.

He shoved Misty away, and Ash took a salchow jump up and grabbed the Arbok staff, fighting Colonel Hansel for it.

"Get the lamp!" he yelled.

Misty took a toward it, but got zapped (with Magneton's thunderbolt backstage) by Colonel Hansel.

"Ah ha ha, Princess Misty, your time is up!" laughed Colonel Hansel. He trapped her in a giant hour glass (with Abra's teleport attack when it grabbed Misty and teleported her in a giant hour glass, and teleported away, with her inside while Horsea covered it up with some Smokescreen).

"Misty, no!" gasped Ash, and then he turned to Colonel Hansel. "Grrrr...why, you!"

"Sand" started trickling down onto Misty's head.

"Ha! Nice shot--" BANG! Pikachu hit Murkrow with its Thunder attack.

"Don't toy with me, you little pipsqueak!" yelled Colonel Hansel, turning Pikachu into a wind-up toy (Pikachu was teleported with Abra backstage and replaced with a huge Pikachu wind-up toy). "Can't take the heat, boy?" he joked again, turning Charizard into a statue (Originally, Charizard was returned to its pokeball, and in its place, a golden Charizard statue was brought in by two skaters). "Get the point?" In an instant, Ash was fenced in by a bunch of swords. "I'm just getting warmed up!" Colonel Hansel breathed fire, (done by Cyndaquil's ember attack) and trapped Ash within a ring of it.

"Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly Arbok?" Ash dared to challenge.

"An Arbok am I?" said Colonel Hansel. "Perhaps you'd like to see how…ARBOK-LIKE I CAN BE!" So Colonel Hansel turned himself into a giant Arbok. He struck at Ash fast with a poison sting attack, until Ash managed to hit him with the sword. "AAAAAAGHH!" he cried.

"RICK-UM! RACK-UM! RUCK-UM! ROCK! STICK-THAT-SWORD-INTO-THAT-ARBOK!" cheered Jirachi, dressed in a cute cheerleading outfit.

"YOU SSSSTAY OUT OF THISSSS!" hissed Colonel Hansel.

"Hansel, Hansel, he's our man. If he can't do it GREAT!"

Ash got slammed by the poison tail attack, and the sword he was holding spun out of his hands and onto the floor.

"Ash, no!" cried Misty. She was sinking into the sand fast!

Ash grabbed his sword, approached from a forward outside 3 turn, on the left foot for a counterclockwise jump, and then he performed the salcho was he entered from an inside a mohawk turn. As an edge jump, he performed on a perfect circular pattern. Next, he performed a one-foot axel and then a half loop, which landed on a back inside edge and skated in a mohawk turn right up to Colonel Hansel and plunged the sword right into him!

"AAAAAAGHHH!"

"Ooh, said Ash. "That has got to hurt!"

But just when Ash was about to smash the hour glass open and free Misty, Colonel Hansel grabbed him in his coils again. "Ha ha ha ha ha! You little fool!" he cackled. "You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth!"

"Squeeze him Hansel. Suffocate him," said Murkrow, who was loving this. "Squeeze him like a- AGH!" Jirachi had elbowed him across the room.

"Without Jirachi…you're nothing, Boy!" Colonel Hansel taunted, as he began to constrict him.

"Jirachi!" said Ash. Then he thought for a second. "Jirachi…Hey! Jirachi has ten times more the power than you'll ever have!"

"What?"

"Believe me! He gave you your power, and he could take it away from you, too!"

"Al'," said Jirachi. "What are you doing? Why are you bringing me into this?"

"Face it, Colonel Hansel," said Ash. "You're still just…second best, and second rate, too! You'll never be the best as Jirachi!"

Colonel Hansel came to a realization. "…You're right: his power does exceed my own…but not for long…!"

"He's crazy," said Jirachi as Colonel Hansel slithered around him. "He's a little punch-drunk. One too many hits with the Arbok!"

"Genie! I make my third and final wish! I wish to live forever…in a magic lamp…as AN ALL-POWERFUL JIRACHI!" Misty's hand was covered in the sand, and she was going to suffocate sooner or later.

"I have no choice…" sighed Jirachi. "A Jirachi's honor goes to such lengths. Way to go, Ash'!" he added bitterly. Closing his eyes, he zapped Colonel Hansel with a blast of Shadow Magic. Colonel Hansel recoiled…then grew so large with power.

"Yes…" he said. "The power! I can feel it running it in my veins! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Ash took spread eagle turns over to the "hour glass" and smashed it open, freeing Misty.

"The absolute…POWER!"

"ASH KETCHUM, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?" demanded Misty.

"JUST TRUST ME, MIST!" Ash assured her.

"THE UNIVERSE IS MINE TO COMMAND…TO CONTROL!" roared Colonel Hansel.

"Hold it, Hansel! Aren't you forgetting something?" called Ash.

"Huh?" said Colonel Hansel.

"You wanted to be a Jirachi? Well, you got it!" shouted Ash.

"WHAT!" snarled Colonel Hansel as shackles appeared on his wrists.

"Everything that goes with it!" said Ash.

"No…NO!" wailed Colonel Hansel as he began to get dragged into the black magic lamp. (Colonel Hansel actually made his grand exit and the audience couldn't see it because of the effect of Horea's smokescreen effects)

"Incredible Shadow Powers…"

"I'm getting out! I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE!" but Colonel Hansel grabbed Murkrow and tookit in with him.

"Oh Ash," said Jirachi, ruffling his hair. "You genius, you!"

"Jirachi, would you do the honors?" asked Ash.

"Certainly," said Jirachi, taking the black magic lamp from Ash.

"You're fired!" said Jirachi, pointing to the black magic lamp, and then throwing it away.

The audience immediately erupted into an applause that almost lasted forever.

Injection Fairy Lily: Hi, there! It's me, Injection Fairy Lily! I hoped this was a great show! Please read and review, and I'll soon add another chapter!