8. Sibling rivalry
The morning after the night before.
The crypt door flew open, revealing a very pissed-off slayer. "Now, see, this isn't happening. If it was, I'd have to kill everyone here including myself. And that's getting old."
"This isn't what it looks like." Spike felt Dawn giggle under him. "OK, it's exactly what it looks like. But her being evil and all..."
"Spike, get off my sister."
"Oh, he already has, sis – twice!" Dawn jumped up to show her sister what a little vampire strength could do... but got tangled up in the sheets and was easy prey for Buffy.
"OK, you are SO grounded, young lady!"
