Dawn of the Dead

by Beer Good

Yes – it’s the adventures of Vampire Dawn! Done as a series of quickly read 100word drabbles, because... well, I’m lazy, dammit. And also because it's fun to see just how much plot I can concentrate into 100 words. Crossover with Angel s3. COMPLETED.

10. Slipprier Than A Greased Weasel

10. Slipprier than a greased weasel
So how do you keep a pet vampire?

Buffy explained her plan to the gang and a safely tied-up Dawn.

"But I don't WANT a soul."

"No one cares what you want, Dawnie, you're evil. I know three ways to deal with vampires: stake, soul, chip. I could call Riley and have the Initiative turn you into the six million dollar vampire, ask your boyfriend what that's like."

"Ask yours what... oh, wait, I get it. This soul thing is so you can have sex with me, right?"

Everyone stared at Buffy, who turned beet red.

"Boy, that's all vampires think about, huh... um... Willow, how's your Romanian?"