Dawn of the Dead

by Beer Good

Yes – it’s the adventures of Vampire Dawn! Done as a series of quickly read 100word drabbles, because... well, I’m lazy, dammit. And also because it's fun to see just how much plot I can concentrate into 100 words. Crossover with Angel s3. COMPLETED.

18. Well, Who Does Nowadays

18. Well, who does nowadays.
Hell hath no fury like a brat scorned.

"NO, Dawn. I said no and I meant it." Spike pushed her away.

"Oh, right. The 'it's wrong' speech again? Been there, done you."

"Actually, your sister came by earlier. Gave me a right bloody talkin' to, basically boiled down to one more strike, I'm out. Though the exact preposition she used was 'off'." Spike winced and unwittingly covered his crotch. "Next time you lose your soul she might not be so forgiving."

"C'mon, you know Buffy, she's just jealous and... Spike?"

"Yeah?"

"Are those her panties on that lamp?"

"Uh..."

"Oh, that's it. Soul or not, she is DEAD."