Dawn of the Dead

by Beer Good

Yes – it’s the adventures of Vampire Dawn! Done as a series of quickly read 100word drabbles, because... well, I’m lazy, dammit. And also because it's fun to see just how much plot I can concentrate into 100 words. Crossover with Angel s3. COMPLETED.

20. I Read The News Today, Oh Boy

20. I read the news today, oh boy
Just an idyllic Sunday morning in the Harris/Jenkins household.

Xander chuckled as he read the paper. "You know, Ahn, I can't believe what people tell themselves to explain all the stuff that happens here. I mean look at this: 'Doris Kroger, long-time employee of Sunnydale Social Services, was found dead last night', yada yada yada, blood loss following a neck wound. Police have ruled the death a... drum roll, please... gardening accident. What is she, a Spinal Tap drummer?"

"Huh. Where was this?"

"Let's see... about... two blocks from Buffy's house."

"Wasn't Dawn evil yesterday?"

"Right, honey. Like Dawn would eat a dry old social worker? She's too spoiled."