24. Something
in common
So Spike and Clem leave town for a while. Let's see his girlfriends deal.
Buffy banged on the door to Spike's crypt. She was going through a rough patch of post-heaven-depression and was jonesing for some happiness. "DAWN! Sun's almost up! My turn!" When she kicked the door in, she found her sister sitting on the bed, looking miserable.
"Spike's gone", Dawn sobbed. "We waited all night, but he never turned up. We took turns looking for him, but..."
"We...?"
A female British voice called from downstairs. "Little pixie, Miss Edith asks if you want pomegranates for breakfast?"
Buffy looked at the crumpled bedsheets, shuddered and shoved Dawn towards the door. "NEVER tell me."
