Dawn of the Dead

by Beer Good

Yes – it’s the adventures of Vampire Dawn! Done as a series of quickly read 100word drabbles, because... well, I’m lazy, dammit. And also because it's fun to see just how much plot I can concentrate into 100 words. Crossover with Angel s3. COMPLETED.

28. Aha! Boyfriend!

28. Aha! Boyfriend!
Walking anywhere in Sunnydale is like an extreme sport. Especially if you're really annoying.

We see a man and a woman walking.

"So the Slayer lives nearby?"

"Yeah, just around... look, there's her sister now. Hey! Dawnie!"

Dawn came running. "RILEY?"

"Hello to you too. My, you've grown. This is my wife, Sam –"

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"No, Dawnie, please..." Riley pleaded, trying to crawl away. Sam had still been in "aww-ain't-you-the-cutest-little-thing" mode when her throat was ripped out, and when Riley tried to fight, Dawn had broken his legs. "DON'T!"

"Really? I thought you paid vampires to bite you...? Lucky for you I offer credit."

Afterwards, Dawn wished she'd thought of a pun involving "blood bank".