Preparation
(Theme from Rocky plays)
(A few scenes to show the group getting in shape. Bart jogging. Marge and Homer lifting weights. Lisa jogging effortlessly on treadmill, while Brian struggles to keep up. Nelson at shooting range, unloading clip of his pistol into a target. Close-up of target, with all shots in center. Frink using vacuum to suck excess fat out of Homer. Whole group on tables, with muscle stimulaters in. Group at Akira's dojo, practicing Shan-Shin, Akira counting ("Ich, Ni, Shan, Shi, Go, Ruk, Sich, Hach!"). Millhouse trying to stretch elastic exercise bands; succeeds once, but the band snaps and hits him in the eye. Jessica and Bart, silhouetted against the rising sun, practicing Tai Chi. Robert and Mel practicing fencing. Fr. Malloy, by his bed, stretching and doing push-ups and sit-ups. Group, jogging. Fr. O'Flaherty practicing his archery, slowly but steadily drawing back the arrow, then firing. We see Lisa meditating, rising up and down, then see that she is sitting on Bart's back while he does push-ups, while Eric keeps count. Homer punching small punching bag rapidly, Marge enters, he turns and waves, bag hits him in head repeatedly ("D'oh-D'oh-d'oh-d'oh-d'oh!"). Shadows, unidentified, katana fencing. Final seen with group running, Brian and Lisa pulling ahead, both rushing stairs of courthouse, and Brian beating her to the top. Victorious jumping up and down for final "Duh-duh-DUH!").