(muttering) Damn kids, disrespecting their betters, I don't know.

Anyway since Hitnwey stole 'A Midsummer Nights Dream' I guess I'll have to make do with Romeo and Juliet. And Karel, you'd better be nice to me or I sure as hell will put you as Romeo.

Disclamer: I don't own Fire Emblem, or Shakespeare's works, if I did I wouldn't be here. I'd be in a mansion in the UK bathing in millions of shiny dollars.

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Two households, both alike in dignity,

In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,

From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,

Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.

From forth the fatal loins of these two foes

A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;

Whose misadventured piteous overthrows

Do with their death bury their parents' strife.

The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love,

And the continuance of their parents' rage,

Which, but their children's end, nought could remove,

Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;

The which if you with patient ears attend,

What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.

"Boooooooooooooooring!" muttered Hector, "Why in Elimine's name do we have to do something that romantic? What about a murder mystery, or something?"

"I don't know" said Eliwood, "sound alright, I guess."

It was Wednesday, a wet boring Wednesday, the kind you only really hear about in books. Eliwood and Hector had been wondering around the school, looking for things to do. Suddenly, out of the blue, they had walked straight into Legault. He was engaged in conversation with Isadora, "You know, one of these days I really ought to show you my 'Macbeth'. Ahh, you two, you look like just the chaps we need for the school play. Report to the drama club after school."

"Yippe." Hector muttered darkly under his breath. The rest of the afternoon flew by, and soon it was after school. They made their ways to the drama club, Hector muttering darkly. Eliwood couldn't quite hear him, but when he friend sulk, he sulked like hell.

As they entered the cheap, cramped metallic monstrosity that was the Drama room, Legault approached them. "Well done, chaps, glad you could make. Just go and sit over there in that corner, and we should be starting soon."

As he said this he handed them each a large booklet, "These are your scripts. You will eat with them, you will sleep with them…" Lyn stifled a laugh, Florina turned a bright shade of red, and Sain looked a Legault in disgust, "If I say jump, you say how high…"

"Oh god, he's settled into one of his lectures again!" though Eliwood, "I hope Ninia turns up.". Legault settled to a conclusion "Anyway, this year's play is Shakespeare's fabulous work "Romeo and Juliet"! A master-piece in twelve senses! Karel, I don't know why you turned up, but stop frightening the littlies!" this last part he shouted at the sword master, who was doing something Eliwood couldn't see.

"Anyway. If we can just get going, Mathew I can see what your doing stop it, please…" the thief looked apologetic, and put the stolen copies of the script down. "…if you'll just read through it tonight, we can start rehearsals tomorrow." Hector groaned, they were in for a looooong ride.

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Any-who, there it is. I need parts. If you have any ideas, please email me!

R&R Y'all!