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Hector: Ahh, 'Today in Parliament'?
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(SOUND OF GUNSHOT)
There will be no further interruptions.
Disclaimer: I don't know why I even bother, it's all so depressing. (SIGH.) I don't own Fire Emblem, or the works of Shakespeare. I'm flat broke.
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WHERE WE LEFT OFF:
Without thinking, Romeo pushes his way towards her, until he finds himself at her side. Gently he takes her hand. Juliet turns her head, her soft brown eyes wide with surprise.
On the other side of the room, Tybalt, the fiery young nephew of Lord Capulet, recognises the young man, holding Juliet's hand, and strides angrily for the door (He is pretty damn peeved). As he reaches the door, however, his uncle catches him by the sleeve.
"Where are you going?"
"To fetch my twin Wo Dao's…"
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"WO DAO'S? YOUR SUPPOSE TO GET A RAPIER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
"Rapier's a sissy weapon."
"Yes, I will agree to that, but it's meant to be the sword of a gentleman."
"Hey Eli, would you ever think of Karel as a gentleman?"
"Not really, but stop calling me…"
"That's it, your both pwned…"
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"… Lord Montague's son, Romeo, has dared to enter the house, and is fraternizing with Juliet!"
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"Big word, did you look it up?"
"MATTHEW!"
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"Leave him be!"
As we know, there was a terrible feud between the two houses, and the Prince of Verona; Prince Escalus, had forbidden anymore fighting between them, on pain of death.
"But tomorrow, Romeo will boast to his friends about how he danced at the Capulet's ball and escaped without notice! He will make us look like fools!"
"I hate the Montague's as deeply as you do, Tybalt. Our families have been at war with each other as long as any can remember – but the Prince's word is law in this city, and I have no desire to break it – understand? Now, if you cannot keep your temper like a man, go to your room and sulk like a boy!"
"I will go."
He glares across the room at Romeo
"You will pay for this, Montague! One day, I shall make you pay!"
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Juliet glances at the young man beside her, at his spiky brown hair and piercingly blue eyes; filled with shyness and wonder. His mouth was curved in a half-smile, and though it made her blush to look, Juliet found that she could not take her eyes from his face, or her hand from his.
"My lady if my hand has offended yours by holding it, please forgive me."
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"Eli, if your face gets any redder, you'll burn."
"Please… I…."
"Ahh, the joys of young love, right Leila?"
"Right."
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"My hand is not offended, sir…"
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"Umm," Ninian asked nervously, 'Did I, err, say that right?"
"Perfectly."
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"… and nor am I"
Some power, nought knew what, had drawn them together like a moth to a flame. They kissed…
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"Da da da daa, da da da daa."
"Matthew, shut up!"
"Pucker up, Eli!"
"MATTHEW!"
Eliwood and Ninian kissed. For them it felt the whole world was spinning. It lasted only for a moment. Ninian pushed away, murmuring something about it not being the time for that. Behind them, Legault, with the help of Isadora, was containing an uncontrollable Matthew, who was bent double in fits of hysterics, making "suggestive" motions.
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Ahem. They kissed and the ballroom, the musicians and dancers seemed to fade, leaving them feeling as though they were the only two people in the world.
When their lips parted, Romeo looked at Juliet and thought, 'All those other times, when I thought I was in love, I was like a child playing a game. This time I truly am in love – I wonder, could she possibly feel the same?'
Before he could ask, a kindly lady, with a pleasant face, bustled up to them.
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"Enter Lyndis, please. Oh and give Matthew a kick, would you?"
"With pleasure."
"Eep!"
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"My lady, your mother is asking for you."
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"I'm sorry Ninian; I know this is troublesome area for you, what with… Anyway, if there are any changes you want made…"
"No that's fine," she sniffed.
"Here, use my handkerchief."
"Always the chivalrous one, eh, Eli?"
"Matthew, I swear…"
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Juliet frowned, shrugged helplessly at Romeo, then turned and walked away.
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"All right, all right, I'll behave."
"GOOD!"
"But it seems to me, she's just playing hard to get!"
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Romeo caught the woman by the arm.
"Do you know that lady?"
"Why, sir, she is Juliet, Lord and Lady Capulet's daughter. I've been her nurse since she was young. And I know who you are, too. Take my advice and leave this house, before there's trouble!"
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THAT OUGHT TA DO IT
Now get the hell out of my house.