What would happen if Sima Yi were to be gay for one day?

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ZHANG HE

Sima Yi: What the…why do I have this feeling for….? Guys?

He was wondering about that when someone showed up…it was Xiahou Dun.

Xiahou Dun: Sima Yi my good friend! How are you?

Sima Yi: umm? I'm feeling…fine..?

Xiahou Dun: Good for you!

Sima Yi was shaking when he passed by him. He looked back and was concentrating on his ass…

Sima Yi: (thinking)…oh god!

Sima Yi jumped on top of him and just touched him in places and stuff…

Xiahou Dun: What are you doing!

Sima Yi: (sexily voice) I don't' know? What do you want me to do?

Xiahou Dun: Get off of me!

Xiahou Dun rolled over, causing him to be on top of Sima Yi.

Sima Yi: (sexily voice) Oh? So you want to be on top of me? You should have told me.

Xiahou Dun: What?

Cao Cao came by and saw those two on the floor.

Cao Cao: Xiahou Dun! What are you doing to Sima Yi?

Xiahou Dun: What! I didn't do it!

Cao Cao looked at Sima Yi. His eyes were closed, so he thought that he was dead, but Sima Yi actually closed his eyes for enjoyment.

Cao Cao: Get off him!

Xiahou Dun did what he asked, but Cao Cao called for guards.

Xiahou Dun: Why cousin?

Cao Cao: I have to. You attempted to harass my strategist, and for that…you must be executed before you cause anyone more damage!

Xiahou Dun: OMG! You are my cousin! Why do you not trust me?

Cao Cao: I saw everything! I don't need you to tell me anything!

The guards took Xiahou Dun away and Cao Cao helped Sima Yi up.

Cao Cao: Are you ok Sima Yi?

Sima Yi: Yeah…until you came along.

Cao Cao: What?

Sima Yi: Oh…nothing…

He said that and left Cao Cao…confused.

HAHAHA! OMG! I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF WRITING THIS!

I should have written more action huh? You know…with Sima Yi and Xiahou Dun…. but…I didn't want it to be that…. sexual…ok…whatever.