What would happen if Sima Yi were to be MAD for one day?
Dead:Zhang He...Xiahou Dun
WARINING: Xu Zhu Lovers…stay away.
I don't know what happened but Sima Yi was furious about something. Now, he isn't really feeling well…
Sima Yi was wondering around being pissed about something. He always wanted to be alone when something is wrong with him. No one ever knows what will happen to that person who disturbs him.
Stopping, he punched the wall several times. He began to bleed. Looking at the wounds, he got even angrier, so he punched the wall one last time but ended up hitting someone walking by.
He stopped and noticed that is was Xu Zhu. There he was lying on the ground, dead. Xu Zhu was covered in Sima Yi's blood and his as well. Sima Yi punched him so hard that it made an opening to Xu Zhu's stomach.
Standing there Sima Yi saw many things that he shouldn't be. Some were fat, food, bones, tissue, and basically the insides of a body.
Sima Yi was angry but scared about what he did, so he dragged Xu Zhu to the field.
He began digging a hole to bury the fatass.
Minutes later, Sima Yi was done so he returned to clean up the blood. When he got there, he saw any people gathering around the blood.
Cao Cao: What is this?
Sima Yi: UM! I found Xu Zhu coughing out blood!
Cao Cao: And you didn't help him?
Sima Yi: (lied) I tried to but he just fell down, and died, making a loud noise.
Cao Cao: So that was the loud noised I heard
Sima Yi: Yes…
Cao Cao: So? Where is he now?
Sima Yi: I gave him a proper burial.
Cao Cao: Oh God! Who is going to serve under me now!
Sima Yi: You still have all of the others too you know!
Cao Cao: Yeah..I guess…but who will eat all of our food like Xu Zhu?
Sima Yi: Dian Wei
Cao Cao: I guess you're right
People were already cleaning all the blood, so Sima Yi left, still angry…
Sima Yi: (thinking) That should have been someone else! I could easily take out that baby…oh well…emotions are deadly…. I should have emotions more often...
I know this isn't Humorous...but...I don't like...him...it shouldn't be funny for him...Xu Zhu that is...not Sima Yi...he's cool!