What would it be if Sima Yi were to feel Sexy for one whole day?

I don't think this is an emotion, but I just want to have fun ok!

Dead:

Zhang He

Xiahou Dun

Xu Zhu

Sima Yi looking at playgirl magazines decided to bother someone. It was summer and it was a very hot day. He got outside and everyone was having a barbeque.

Cao Pi: Sima Yi! Join us for this BBQ!

Sima Yi: Great idea!

Sima Yi stated to strip out of his clothes and jumped in the pool. (Yes…they have a pool)(He has boxers on…or a swimsuit…don't be sick minded…lol)

He got out and just sat on a resting chair getting a tan.

Xiahou Yuan offered him a hotdog. Siam Yi gladly took it and ate it.

Cao Pi: Wanna go swim?

Zhen Ji: Sure?

Cao Pi: Just take off that pathetic bathing suit of yours…and get NAKED!

Zhen Ji: HAHA! In your dreams!

Cao Pi: OH! It will come true!

Cao Pi tried to make Zhen Ji take it off…

Zhen Ji: HEY! Stop it!…

She runs in the house and he follows her.

Cao Cao: My son! Don't be an idiot!

Cao Cao runs in the house trying to stop him.

Xu Huang: Everyone! Let's go see!

Everyone follows him except for Xiahou Yuan and Sima Yi.

Xiahou Yuan: Isn't that stupid?

Sima Yi: Uh huh…can I ask you one thing?

Xiahou Yuan: Sure?

Sima Yi: Do you think I'm sexy?

Xiahou Yuan: I don't know…

Sima Yi: Want to take a closer look?

Sima Yi gets up the chair and starts to walk closer and closer to Xiahou Yuan. Xiahou Yuan backs away.

Xiahou Yuan: Umm…this isn't proper!

Sima Yi: But you didn't tell me if I were sexy or not!

Still, Sima Yi gets closer but Xiahou Yuan backs away.

Xiahou Yuan: I…

He fell in the pool, and the bad thing is that he can't swim, so he started to drown.

Xiahou Yuan: Si…ma…Yi…Help me!

Sima Yi: Not unless you tell me if I am or not!

Xiahou Yuan swimming for his life couldn't talk, and so he ran out of air and died in the pool, sinking to the bottom.

Sima Yi: Pity.

Cao Pi: Zhen Ji!

Everyone came out of the house and back to the pool.

Cao Ren: Where is Xiahou Yuan?

Cao Cao: Yeah…wasn't he with you Sima Yi?

Sima Yi: (lied) Yeah…he was but he said that he would go get some more hotdogs.

Zhen Ji: But we have plenty…

Sima Yi: I guess he wanted to make sure, just in case we were all hungry.

Xu Huang: Fine to me.

So everyone forgot about Xiahou Yuan and continued with the party.

At night when everyone was asleep, Sima Yi swam under the pool to get Xiahou Yuan's body.

Sima Yi: If only you had told me, you would still be alive.

He dragged the body to where he buried Xu Zhu, and dug another hole. Throwing the body in, he gave his last words to him. Goodbye my friend.

Morning came and no one notices Xiahou Yuan's disappearance. So when Sima Yi woke up, he felt weird. His emotion was…

Find out on the next chapter.

This was a really messed up one. Sorry for that. I'll see if I can make them better.