What would happen if Sima Yi were to be EXTREMELY SCARED (of anything) for one whole day?

THANKS Bunnyboiler…thanks for the Emotion….

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Dead:

Zhang He

Xiahou Dun

Xu Zhu

Xiahou Yuan

Sima Yi was quietly studying in his room. Wait…it wasn't studying…he was reading a magazine titled "Women Strategists Gone Wild."

It was 5:00am and Sima Yi had fallen asleep…

11:00pm…

Sima Yi woke up…

Sima Yi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

He was panting as if he had had a very bad dream…oh…wait…he did…

Sima Yi: Oh my…people…can be scary…how come I haven't found out about that?

He heard voices outside. Scared, he ran under his covers. Underneath them, he heard footsteps coming up to his room.

Pang De: SIMA YI! Come down! Girls Gone Wild is on!

Looking, he saw nothing. Pang De thought, it's on commercial, so let's just look around.

He stepped in and went to the big opened window.

Pang De: Hmm…the moon is sure round!

Sima Yi, still under the covers, was scared that Pang De might kill him, so he thought of something to do.

THE MAGAZINE! Those girls like to push other girls for fun! That made them happy! I wonder if it will make me happy!

So…quickly and quietly…he got out of the covers and tiptoed behind Pang De.

Pang De: Oh my god…the full moon looks like the ass of a beautiful woman!

Pang De was right by the window and Sima Yi was right behind Pang De, so Sima Yi pushed Pang De out of his room by the window.

Pang De: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I MUST BE DREEEAAMMING!

It was a 10-story castle, and Sima Yi's room was the top floor, which makes Pang De a goner…

Sima Yi: I don't feel so scared anymore!

So, he just hopped of out his room. He saw many people, but he wasn't so afraid anymore.

Cao Cao: Where is Pang De? He's missing his favorite show!

Sima Yi: I don't know…I didn't see him the whole day.

Cao Cao: Bastard…must be looking at some porn magazines or something.

All: HAHAHA!

Sima Yi: hehe…yeah…

Cao Cao: Come! Watch Girls Gone Wild! They are getting,(lifts up an eyebrow and snickers) with other women!

Sima Yi: It's ok…I think I rather go upstairs and read some more.

Cao Cao: Are you sure? You're missing a lot.

Sima Yi: Yes…I'll be fine.

On the way back up, Sima Yi thought…UH! Those people aren't HUMAN! GIRLS GONE WILD! I mean, DAMN!

HAHAHA…how was that?

I just thought of the Girls Gone Wild thing…just to make it funny…but I don't think it was that funny for you guys…was it?