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NOTE: Woah…..it's weird to think that I wrote this chapter when I was twelve. To clear some things up: Italics tell the scene or add emphasis to someone's words, bold is loudness, and the words that aren't in parentheses or italics are Limstella's, the hostess.
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In a room with a big, purple, inflatable couch that has three occupants….
Arianna: Hello again! I am here today with Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho on my left, and the Angel of Death himself on my right.
Hiei: Hn
Jaffar: …
Arianna: In today's show-
Latisha: Hey, Ri! Phone call!
Arianna: Oh. Hold on a sec while I answer that. You two talk amongst yourselves while I'm gone.
Hiei: -glares at Jaffar-
Jaffar: …
Hiei: Hn
Jaffar: -glares at Hiei-
Hiei: - fidgets-
Jaffar: -1 eye twitches-
Hiei: -3 eyes twitch- (A/N Hiei has a 3rd eye called a jagan eye, for those of you that aren't YYH fans)
Arianna: I'm back! Did you two have a nice conversation?
Jaffar: …
Hiei: Hn
Arianna: Okay. On with the show!
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Disclaimer I do not own American Idol, Fire Emblem, Hiei, or any of these songs. I do, however, own the character Latisha and the purple inflatable couch. Its name is Henry.
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The camera is on a blurry image….
"No, keep trying!" the image says with Limstella's voice. The camera focuses in clearly to show Limstella.
"There! Good! Hello, and welcome to another episode of Fire Emblem Idol! Today you will see more humiliation, and a little talent."
After the intro music and animation, the camera goes to audition rooms where the judges are looking more nervous then the auditioners.
Arianna picks up a paper. "Next is Fiora."
"What?" Erk exclaims as Fiora walks in wearing a mix of leather and spandex.
"Hello! Today I will be singing "Dirrty" by Christinia Aguilera." she tells the judges, then she starts doing something that looks very much like a strip dance. "Wanna get ROWDY! Gonna get a little UNRULY! Get it fired up in a HURRY! Wanna get DIRTY!"
"It's Fiora GONE WILD!" Eliwood jokes, but he's the only one laughing.
"AHHH! My eyes!" Erk screams and holds his paper over them.
"Actually…..she's not that bad a singer." Eliwood comments.
"I'm covering my eyes, not my ears, idiot." Erk tells him. Meanwhile, Fiora is continuing to remove clothing and throws her jacket at Erk.
"Sweat dripping over my BODY! Dancing getting just a little NAUGHTY!"
"Just a little?" Arianna repeats incredulously. "Because of you, we're now going to have to change the rating!"
"Wanna get DIRTY! It's about time for my arrival!" Fiora starts to take her top off.
"And about time for you to say goodbye. SECURITY!" Arianna shouts. Hawkeye comes in and drags Fiora out, kicking and screaming.
"Phew…." Erk sighs, relieved. Eliwood pouts.
"She wasn't that bad."
"Whatever. NEXT!" Erk yells and Sain walks in. "No way. NEXT! NEXT!"
Arianna, with hearts in her eyes, says "Hi, Sain! And why do you want to be the Fire Emblem Idol?"
"To charm the ladies, of course." he replies, giving a typical Sain grin. Arianna swoons. Erk and Eliwood look disgusted.
"What are you singing?" Eliwood asks.
"This Love by Maroon 5. Here it goes." says Sain and he starts to sing. "I was so high I did not recognize, the fire burning in her eyes, the chaos that controlled my mind." Hearts float around Arianna's head and Eliwood tries to pop them with his pencil. Sain walks up to Arianna and grabs her hand. "Whispered goodbye and she got on the plane, never to return again, but always in my heart."
"That's enough!" Eliwood interrupts before Arianna faints. "Erk?"
"H-he's actually good!" says Erk, in a state of shock.
"Um, Arianna?" Eliwood says, turning to her. She sighs happily.
"Definitely yes."
"I say yes. But please stop with the flirting. Erk?" Eliwood asks again, since Erk has still yet to give them a clear answer. Erk is still in his shocked state so he still doesn't reply.
"Oh well.Two yeses, we don't need his opinion! You're going to the Dread Island!" Arianna tells Sain.
"Yeah!" Sain cheers, but then he thinks a moment. "Wait, why would I want to go there?"
"Because that's where we're having the final competition." Arianna tells him with a mischievous smile.
"Oh. Yay!" Sain continues his cheering. "Okay, bye!" he calls as he runs back out the door. Arianna sighs again, Eliwood looks like he's gonna throw up, and Erk is still staring into space mumbling to himself.
In waiting room as Sain comes out…..
"I got in! I GOT IN!" he yells to anyone who will listen.
"Good for you, Sain!" Lyn congratulates him and Isadora claps.
"Is it my turn yet?" Kent asks in a bored tone.
"You're trying out?" Sain asks him, startled.
" ….yes. So?" Kent says, annoyed. Sain's jaw drops.
"Go for it, Kent!" Lyn encourages him.
Before we see how that goes, let's talk to the ones that didn't make it.
Camera switches to Serra….
"I can't believe you, Erky!" she whines loudly. "How could you reject me? I thought you loved me! Waaaaaahh….oh!" she stops crying as she suddenly spots a certain blonde monk. "LUCIUS! Come here!" Serra orders.
"AHHH!" Lucius screams when he sees Serra's angry face. "Evil found! Evil found! RUUUUuuuunnnn……" he yells, and does just that. Serra chases him with her staff.
"Come back, Lucius! I just want to "talk"!"
Camera switches to Fiora who is standing with Farina……
"I can't believe those damn judges didn't like me!" Fiora complains angrily.
"Hey, is she allowed to say that?" Heath asks.
Doesn't matter. She's already gave us a PG13 rating.
"When I get in there, I'm going to give those BLEEP a piece of my mind!" Farina rants. "They'll change their BLEEP BLEEP minds! I'll-"
SECURITY! We have rowdy ones here!
Hawkeye comes in and drags both Fiora and Farina out……
Well, now our judges are slightly hopeful with the recent success of Sain. But can Kent prove himself as good at singing as he is on the battlefield? Tune in next show to find out!
-- PREVIEW --
Kent has his shot at the spotlight
"I'm going to be singing the song She Bangs by Ricki Martin."
"Oh no. I saw a guy sing this on Arianna's magic box on the real Idol show. This is not going to be pretty."
-- END PREVIEW --
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Arianna: Hello from Henry again!
Hiei: Why did you name a couch, stupid human?
Arianna: Not sure. And I'm not a human! I'm a demoness! I SWEAR! Muhahahahahahaha!
Latisha: -bangs Arianna over the head with a tray of cookies- Please review. And pretty please, no flames. There's enough hate in the world.
Jaffar: …
Latisha: Oh ya, and don't expect the next episode until Friday because of the horror called school taking over the weekdays. Ta ta!
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