A/N: To all of you who reviewed- thank you! Here is an outtake. It's not an actual chapter. It's just a little something I was tinkering around with. Hope you like.

Warning: This outtake is a bit raunchy. In fact, raunchiness shall continue throughout the story.

Benjie_the_Looney87: *steps up on chair* Ahem! May I have your attention!

:p Slut_Princess:p: Faith has arrived.

WiccanTree: *rides in on broom* Willow's here.

Xan-Man:  Oh fearless leader it is I, your humble servant, Xander.

Benjie_the_Looney87: Aah yes… Xander, humble servant of the Sacred Cock.

$$DemonGirl$$: What's that about a cock? Are you guys having cyber sex without me?

Benjie_the_Looney87: NO!!! No Ahn. I am the High Priestess of the Sacred Cock of Scrotum Valley. We worship the Sacred Cock, believed to have magical powers. LOL

Texan Physicist: You're the High Priestess? That sounds more like Faith's job or Anya's.

Xan-Man: Hey! I do not serve or worship the Sacred Cock! WiccanTree: LOL J

$$DemonGirl$$: Yeah! He owns it!

Benjie_the_Looney87: Eww! Ahn!

Rogaine_Failure: Gunn is in the room.

Benjie_the_Looney: Where's Buffy Wills?

WiccanTree: She's at the library.

$$DemonGirl$$:  Why do you need 2 find her? She's not lost.

: P Slut_Princess: P: Cuz Spike wants her to ride him until he pops like a bottle of warm champagne

WiccanTree: Spike wants to jump Buffy's bones!

Benjie_the_Looney87: Spike and Buffy sitting in a tree…

$$DemonGirl$$: H-U-M-P-I-N-G …

Xan-Man: Ahn!

Love'sBitch: Bloody hell! I don't want to shag her u crazy bints! I learned my lesson with Dru.

Texan Physicist: Dru was…

$$DemonGirl$$: a crazy bitch!

English_Avenger: They do have a point. Dru was… unstable.

WiccanTree: Spike admit it! You want Buffy!

Benjie_the_Looney87: You think she's gorgeous…

Texan Physicist: You want to kiss her…

WiccanTree: Love her and marry her…

Love'sBitch: Sodding chick flicks!

Xan-Man: I've got to agree with them on this one Spike. You want Buffy.

$$DemonGirl$$: He wants to have hot monkey sex with her and give her orgasms!

Benjie_the_Looney87: Oh Spike! Oh!

:P Slut_Princess :P: Harder! Harder Spike!

WiccanTree: Oh yes! Yes! Spiike!!!

Love'sBitch: Bloody hell! U bints have lost it! Oi! What happened to all the testosterone in the room?

Rogaine_Failure: We're staying out of this one.

English_Avenger: I agree with Gunn.

Xan-Man: Same here.

Wolf Boy: Ditto.

Rogaine_Failure: It's just your day dawg. We're just spectators.

Love'sBitch: Sodding cowards!

Xan-Man: LIVING cowards! It's all about survival man.

Benjie_the_Looney87: Xander's smart. *pets guys* Good guys… stay out of this one. Now Spike, when r u going to ask Buffy out?

Love'sBitch: Bloody hell!