A/N: Here's another outtake until I come up with the next chapter. Enjoy!

MoneyHoney: How dare you!

NoI'mNotABoy: What are you talking about?

MoneyHoney: Don't play dumb with me! You and Willow are trying to set up

Spike with Buffy!

Jinkies: Don't you want Spike to be happy?

MoneyHoney: Not at my expense!

Jinkies: How is this at your expense Ahn?

QueenofTarts: Do you have your eye on him or something A?

MoneyHoney: No…at least not now. Initially I wanted to have days of mind-blowing orgasms with Spike but then I met Xander and now I only want to have days of mind-blowing orgasms with him. Although I'm open to the idea of a threesome…

Taco Tex: You were telling us the reason why Spike shouldn't be happy….

MoneyHoney: Oh! If they get together then I lose money. Oodles of money!

QueenofTarts: You lose money how?

MoneyHoney: The Dingoes' fan base consists mainly of teenage girls who fantasize about having hot monkey sex with Spike and having his babies. If he's taken then they'll be less likely to fantasize about him and probably even turn on him which equals less fans which means less concert tickets and band memorabilia being sold which means less money for the band which means less money for me! Secondly, if their relationship turns sour then Spike will be all depressed and not want to sing anymore and there'll be no lead singer which equals less fans which means less concert tickets and band memorabilia being sold which means less money for the band which means less money for me!

NoI'mNotABoy: Oh no! We'll have a crisis on or hands! Less money for Anya? This is crazy! SHEER MADNESS! :O

MoneyHoney: I know ! You see the problem?

Taco Tex: Don't worry Ahn. Look at the bright side, they'll be plotting Buffy's gruesome murder and then you can sell anti-Buffy memorabilia and charge entrance to anti-Buffy rallies.

QueenofTarts: Tex is ever the optimist.

MoneyHoney: Yeah…you're right Fred. I'll make a few calls.

TacoTex: Oh no!I've created a monster!

QueenofTarts: I think her mom said that.

TacoTex: Faith! : O

MoneyHoney: Actually, I think her exact words were 'Oh goody! A beautiful baby girl who will grow up and snag a rich husband so she can support me in my old age in case my stock portfolio falls through!'

Jinkies: She really said that?

MoneyHoney: The rich husband part was mine…of course not!

TacoTex: Ladies and gents, I believe Anya just made a funny.

Jinkies: When you say it like that is sounds like you've successfully potty-trained her. :P

MoneyHoney: What? I make jokes. I can be witty on occasion. I'm not oblivious to sarcasm and all that. I just can't be bothered to respond to you guys. It's a waste of time and time is money.

QueenofTarts: Hey A…aren't you wasting time and money now when you're talking with us?

MoneyHoney : I consider our little chats an investment. The times I spend listening to you yammering on about your lives, the more emotionally attached you become to me. Then I'll play on that attachment later on when I ask you to help fund my projected multi-billion dollar business venture… with no repayment of course.

QueenofTarts: That's what friendship is all about. If you can't rip off your friends then what kind of relationship do ya have?

NoI'mNotABoy: My college fund has your name all over it Ahn.

TacoTex: Wilbur the Piggy Bank is no longer needed. My bacon is now yours Anya!

Jinkies:I don't need all this blood. It's just circulating to keep me alive…nothing special. What the heck! I can spare a few pints to get a little dough. Anya's gonna need the money.

MoneyHoney: Great! You wouldn't mind being a lab rat would you? You love science and experiments…why not combine the two and get paid? And if you suffer from any side effects we can sue! Even more money!

TacoTex: Don't you sign some kind of clause for that?

MoneyHoney: I think so. But if she dies it'll be a whole other ball game…

Jinkies: Whoa! I draw the line at anaemia, missy!