Some phonecalls. Funny I think. More to come! Don't just read. Review! It's the latest thing!
Ring Ring!
Chapter one: Tyson and Hilary
(Ring ring)
"Hello? Is that Hilary?"
"Well if you called Japan 123123 then I guess it is."
"Ok. OK. Er.."
"Yes?" (slightly annoyed)
"OK.. This is harder than it looks.. Um.."
"Tyson? Spit it out already!"
"Yeah but.." (whispers) "Its a little embarrissing.."
"Who is it? Who do you fancy?"
"No one I fancy no one."
(grunts)
"Then what's wrong? Are you on drugs?"
"Um.. No. Not yet."
"Not yet! Tyson Granger if I ever catch you sniffing glue or whatever I'll..!"
"OK OK! I'll never do that!"
"Then what's wrong?"
"I...I...ummm"
"Grr,"
"OK OK OK I CONFESS!"
"Took your time.." (mutters)
"I...(takes deep breath) "Have.." (whimpers) "I"
"OH COME ON ALREADY! "
(starts crying) "Oh please help me! Help me! My confession! OH IT HURTS!"
(sighs impatiently) "La la la.." (starts reading the phone book)
"Hey are you reading a phone book? I read that the other day! I loved the bit where it said phone now for free double glazing! That bit got me so emotional" (sniffs)
"TELL ME WHATS WRONG, YOU, YOU, YOU...!"
"Oh yeah.. wait let me get back into character," (coughs)
(whistles)
"OK I'm back! I.. I.. I have...CONSTIPATION!"
(sweatdrops) (sighs) "Just drink a ton of orange juice and you'll be fine."
"My hero! THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHA...,"
(click (hangs up))
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