Hi everyone! To refresh your memory, all these boys fell out of the ceiling and onto Arthur in the last chapter…

Location: On top of Arthur Penhaligon/Night Black

"FOOTBALL!" the boys all yelled, since most of them liked…football. "WE CALL IT SOCCER! FOOTBALL SOUNDS LAME!"

"Okay…" Arthur muttered. "NOW EVERYONE GET OFF ME! BEFORE I USE MY GREAT POWERS!" He waved his gauntleted hands around to emphasise the point.

"Oh yeah?" one Chinese guy said to him. (You see, everyone in the class has some Asian blood, except for one dude who' Australian and another who's Greek. . Multicultural school and class, see?)

Arthur asked him a rude question: "Who the f-" there was a beep. "Are you?"

"I'm Cameron! And you must bow down to me! Because I am plain cool!"

At this point, Via got pissed off at her archenemy and hit him over the head from behind. Maige grabbed her around the middle and took her off to a corner to try and calm her down. It wasn't working very well, but Maige is very good at doing lots of stuff.

Cameron ignored the hit. "Well Mister Gloves," he said to Arthur, "Who the f (beep) are you?"

"I am-" Arthur tried to get into a good pose from under all the boys, "Arthur Night Black!"

"HA!" Via yelled from her corner. "WE GOT HERE BEFORE J00 BOYS DID! HAHAHAHA!"

"NOT OUR FAULT!" Just about all of them shouted back at her, "WE HAD TO SNEAK OUT OF CLASS!"

"TOO BAD FOR J00!" Via yelled, since she liked saying j00 a lot.

One fat (and very Chinese) guy with glasses made a scoffing sound, which he makes when he is feeling apoplectic. "Who cares if you got here first?"

"We do!" Maige said, going to Via's aid since she couldn't restrain the hobbit. Maige, despite her super nice nature, was a killer in an argument. "So shut up, you fat idiot! You can't even swim four strokes!"

"Oh yeah?" he yelled.

"Erm…" Arthur said, trying to use the power of the Key he still had. (Blu was still waving the other around, ranting about food) "This is supposed to be about me! And Suzy! Not all you crazy people!"

"NOT CRAZY!" Via yelled. "ECCENTRIC! ECCENTRIC IS COOL!"

At this point, Arthur managed to get the Key under control and send the boys on top of him flying into the audience, which all ran out of the room in terror. "HA!" Arthur exclaimed triumphantly, jumping to his feet. "TAKE THAT!"

"Now, why don't you explain the problem to them?" Suzy asked.

"Okay!" Arthur put on a louder voice. "The third Key has been stolen. We need around two dozens Piper's children to help me and Suzy find it. (N/A Note the selfish grammar) All we know is that the Key is somewhere in the Deep Dark Forest. So let's get moving people! You all need to pass a test, first."

"WHO CARES ABOUT TESTS?" they all yelled. "WE ALL PASSED THE SELECTIVE WITH GOOD SCORES!"

"What?" Arthur was distracted. "But this test is about your strength and agility."

"Who bloody cares about these tests?" Via asked herself, and promptly began typing: Arthur suddenly spasmed and said twitchily, "We don't need to bother with tests..."

"Yay!" everyone cheered, and began to search for things to help them on their epic journey to find the Key. Blu and Howard were accompanied by a group of boys (Cameron, Bryan, Tim, Max and Alex) to find some random objects. Well…the extra boys went along to see if Blu and Howard would do something romantic since they were said to like each other. A lot. (Rumour, people, rumour!) And the couple weren't trusted with food, since they ate a lot. Well, for Blu, she ate a lot when she ate. Other times she just skipped breakfast, skipped recess, skipped lunch, and had nine mangoes for afternoon tea.

Maige told Via that if she behaved she could help to look for weapons, so naturally, the Chinese hobbit agreed. They were accompanied (to their disgust) Derek, Andrew, and Botong. Mostly because they liked guns a lot, just like Via. Maige had to go along with Via since she didn't want to be stuck with a group of boys, just like Blu was. Via was chucking a mental and racing around crazily, despite Maige trying to calm her down and Maige getting Andrew to try and engage Via in a conversation about the Seventh Tower series by Garth Nix, since she had just started to read them. When she wasn't screaming about guns, of course.

Everyone else got to look for food.

This was all accomplished quickly, since the author didn't want to go into details, like she does for her real story, so she made everything appear.

Then they got to set off on the adventure.

Location: Just outside the Deep Dark Forest.

"Right everyone!" Arthur was trying to be all military. "We are about to tread on enemy territory! The moment we get past the first tree there will be NO turning back!" He saluted everyone, who all stared blankly except for Via who saluted back. She liked saluting. (N/A If all you people think that I'm becoming too much of a big character, I'm not. I'm just treating myself as I really am. I'm writing this as if I am everyone, and I'm just writing down what I guess everyone would do.) Arthur turned towards the deep and dark trees. "Forward, march!"

He marched into the trees. Everyone followed him, silently, except for Maige, who whispered to Via, "Is he supposed to be like this in the real series?"

"This is the real series!" came the reply. "The new, edited series."

Maige grinned. She liked edited things.

For the next minute or so, the air got steadily colder. The author likes survival stories so she made it even colder and refused to give everyone thicker clothing. Just to be funnier. Everyone's teeth were chattering and were huddled closely together, girls with girls, guys with guys. Well, except for Bryan (a.k.a Lard) since he was burning off all his fat. Everyone was a bit more cheerful when Maige announced that since Lard has so much fat, he was like a big seal. Then when his fat ran out, he would die. You see, Andrew (who's Christian) had a good theory. Via helped him with the last bit. He said that Lard was getting born, and God saw that he was coming, so he made us all die because he felt sorry for us; Lard takes up so much space no one can breathe. And Via had said that a necromancer came along and brought us back to life as zombies. Zombies that looked human, that is. (N/A This is true!)

Night soon came so they tried to light a fire. They collected some sticks and rocks and just like in the dumb movies they put the stones in a circle and the sticks in a teepee shape and tried rubbing sticks and stones together. Actually, the guys were doing that. The girls had promised they could use their pencils and stuff back at school, so the guys got to do that. Arthur and Suzy were of no use. Arthur walked around barking out stupid orders while Suzy tried to learn modern talk, with all the 'like's in the middle of sentences. She got scared when Via kept saying 'bloody'. So the girls made orders, as follows-

Blu- Iced Coke

Pixie- Iced Tea

Sierra- Coffee

Glade- Sprite

Suzy- Water

Via- iced Coke.

After they were served, everyone took out their spiffy little sleeping bags (except for Bryan, because he took out his big sleeping bag) and went looking around for somewhere to take a shower. The author decided to give them all a shower. Literally. It began to rain. But then too many people complained so she made everything dry again, and two shower block. The girls finished showering quickly, but the boys took way longer since there were more of them. Bryan often got bullied so he had to go in last, which was a good thing for the rest of the boys because when he tried to get in, the shower cubicle shattered.

Everyone was trying to go to sleep by counting every single pink pumpkin that hopped by, since just about everyone in the class was an insomniac. They were all counting the two hundred and third pink pumpkin when the cubicle shattered, bringing them all back to full awareness. Full grumpy awareness at that. They all tried to count pink pumpkins again, while they all snuggled down deep in their spiffy little sleeping bags. Except for Bryan, who tried to get into his huge sleeping bag. When he finally got in, he fell asleep immediately. An enormous racket that sounded like a chainsaw and a machine gun had fallen in love and were trying to perform Romeo and Juliet at the Sydney Opera House started up. Bryan's famous snoring. It had made the front page of the newspaper that Orlando Bloom, Tom Felton and the witch from Ding Dong the Witch is Dead reads.

Everyone couldn't fall asleep, so they got the spiffy idea of playing tricks on Bryan since he was such a heavy sleeper. Everyone except Pixie, because she had an inch of logic and unearthed some funny earmuffs from somewhere and fell asleep. Arthur was making a good deal of noise since he thought he was the boss, so he was strutting around trying to get ideas out of everyone. Suzy sat around making stupid remarks. This is what Arthur was saying: "Men! We have a goal. To get some sleep! So first we must demolish the obstruction of our sleep- the chainsaw and machine gun dating each other! I mean the snoring! So! Do we have any ideas?"

"Well," Cameron said. "We could put maple syrup and honey and butter and sticks and nose boogies in his sleeping bag."

Everyone threw their pillows at him, so a second later he was buried under a mass of pillows. "Darn," Maige said. "My pillow landed right on top of him. Now it's tainted."

"You've already done that before!" Everyone yelled at Cameron. "You did that at camp!"

"It's a good idea!" Arthur barked. Literally. After he said the real words he dropped to his knees and started saying "Woof. Woof. Woof." The cause of this was because Blu hadn't given back the first Key and had accidentally used it to magically hack into a TV commercial, and it turned out to be one that advertised Furreal puppies (he was just born yesterday!) so Arthur ended up repeating what the toy dog said.

So everyone decided to go along with the idea so they found some maple syrup and honey and butter and sticks and shoved them in Bryan's sleeping bag. No one find any nose boogers lying around in the trees, so they compromised by getting more maple syrup and pouring it up Bryan's nose and into his ears. This didn't stop the snoring, though. So the evil bunch of kids, now led by a barking Arthur and still-sane (or not!) Suzy, found some Textas and drew patterns on Bryan's face. Everyone got his or her own share of canvas since his face is really big. And fat. So they all drew random things on his cheeks and nose, like mermaids and leviathans and money signs and telephone poles. Suzy found there was a bottle of ink and some superglue in her pocket so they nicked those and dumped the ink down Bryan's throat and glued his eyelids together. Still, nothing stopped the snoring. Suzy suggested, "Why don't we give him a haircut?" she had been searching through everyone's backpacks and had discovered a pair of scary scissors. Everyone thought this was a spiffy idea, so they gave Bryan a hair cut, and made it look like a short Mohawk. After that, they collected flowers and fixed them in the Mohawk, and then stole Bryan's glasses, smashed them, and did a war dance on them, with Arthur yapping "Woof!" every few seconds.

After that, everyone borrowed some earmuffs from Pixie and went to sleep.

The next morning, everyone woke up with Bryan screaming. The spell from yesterday's Key that made Arthur bark had worn off during the night and he was back to normal. Bryan was screaming his head off because he had discovered he could not see and was smashing into trees and making them fall over. One of the trees fell across Howard's legs, and there were two loud crack sounds. "OWEE!" Howard yelled. "ME LEG JUST BROKE!"

"Legs," Suzy corrected absent-mindedly.

"OWEE!" he replied.

The morning was lost with Bryan crashing into more trees, Maige screaming at him because he was destroying nature, Via trying to kill all the guys, Arthur barking out orders left and right and trying to get the fork- I mean Key- back from Blu, Blu yelling for good food and waving the fork around, Howard searching for chickens to make scrambled eggs, and everyone else did random things.

Then they started walking again. Soon, a big castle appeared out of nowhere. "Whoa," Arthur said. "Why did a big castle just appear out of nowhere?"

"I dunno," 6L said in unison, except for Bryan, who screamed again and crashed into the front door of the castle. It was an effective knock on the door. "We have arrived at the heart of evil," Arthur said, trying to be dramatic like Yami from Yugioh. He was unsuccessful.

The door began to open.

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