DVD: Hi!
DVD185: (doinks up) Hi!
DVD: We decided to start a new story that actually has a PLOT! (psycho theme)
Random person: (is about to speak, when he randomly explodes)
Person: AAAH! (runs away)
DVD: This joke would become clearer to you if hadn't removed Poke' Duel Monsters ADVANCED from the Headquarters Dude: (in the distance) I wonder if DVD minds cleaning up gaps in existence...
DVD: Anyway, this has nothing to do with Poke' Duel Monsters, and it has a plot and a fourth wall! By the way, , if any of you even think of deleting this story, I'll just put it on my website. You can delete my stories, but you can't delete the documents!!! Muahaha!!!
DVD185: So, it begins! (ahem) (does weird "doinky dance") Doinky doinky doinky doinky! WHEEE! (Mr. Weight)
Disclaimer: DVD doesn't own Mario or Zelda in any way, shape or form.
DVD: I don't have any money! Go away!
Lawyers: Aww... (leave)
DVD: Last time, nothing happened.
So our story begins with Link and Zelda walking down the road.
Link: So, tell me again why you called me out to Hyrule Castle?
Zelda: Because I was bored and it was fun.
Link: Not again!!!
Zelda: ...Okay, okay, it was because around this time of year, Ganon would randomly appear and start trying to take over the world! So, I called you out here so we could defeat him before he starts killing people again.
Link: ...So, you've noticed a pattern in these games?
Zelda: Yes, exactly!
Link: Oh... what about when Vaati appeared and started trying to kill people?
Zelda: Oh, that was sometime in Autumn; Ganon usually appears in the spring.
Link: Oh. What about when both Vaati and Ganon appeared and started trying to kill people?
Zelda: ...You're getting off-topic! My point is that Ganon usually appears right about...now.
(Wind starts blowing really hard)
Link: ...
Zelda: My point exactly.
(evil-looking portal appears)
Link: Ooh... creepy.
???: (steps out of portal)
Zelda: Wait a minute... you're not Ganon!
???: I'm not what now?
Zelda: (glares at him) Are you subbing in for him?
Link: He must be on vacation...
(cut to see Ganon relaxing on a chair in Acapulco)
Ganon: Aahhh...
(cut back to Link, Zelda, and ???)
Zelda: Uh huh... so if Ganon's in Acapulco, who're you?
???: Heh heh heh... I am merely a dimension traveler, and I have landed in the wrong dimension. But because of this mistake, I have met a beautiful maiden. I couldn't pass up such an opportunity, could I? As for my name... my name is Joe.
Link: O.o JOE?!
Joe: Yes. Joe.
Link: What kind of name is Joe?!
Joe: What? What's wrong with Joe?
Link: Well... it's just... Joeish! Hey, wait a minute! What are you doing?!
Joe: Who, me? Oh, Zelda was just being annoying as I was putting her in this really big sack, so I was giving her sedatives.
Link: O.o Hey, wait a minute! Why'd you put her in a bag? And why are you powering up a really... big... blast... mommy!
Joe: Meheheh... (fires blast)
Link: AAAAAAAGH!!!
(camera pans out to show the world)
(nuclear explosion)
Black spot where Link was standing: (sizzle)
Joe: Don't worry, Link. You aren't dead... some things are worse than death...
Zelda: (from in the bag) What the heck did you do to him?!
Joe: What?! The sedatives wore off already?!
Link: (swirling through the gap between dimensions)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(swirly portal thing opens)
Link: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (falls through portal) AAAAAAAAAAH-(splat)
(camera pans out to show that Link is sprawled on the top of a floating Island)
Link: Oww...
Bomb-omb: (drops right next to link)
Link: What the...?
Bomb-Omb: Eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee!
Link: Okay, now you're just--
Bomb-Omb: (explodes)
Link: AAAAAH! (flies into the air and almost falls off the island) Phew! That was close! (gets back up)
Several Bomb-Ombs: (drop onto the island) Eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee!
Link: Aw, crud! (pulls out bow and arrows and begins shooting Bomb-ombs, making them explode)
More Bomb-Ombs: (drop onto the island)
Link: Where are these things coming from, anyway?!
Bigger Bomb-Ombs: (begin dropping on the island)
Link: Ack! I'm running out of arrows! (manages to shoot them all down, but runs out of arrows) Ah, crud!
Meanwhile, on top of the nearby mountain...
King Bomb-Omb: (sitting in a lawn chair, waiting for Mario to arrive so he can throw him off the mountain again) (A/N: has the setting of the story set in yet, or must I explain it further?)
King Bomb-Omb: Hm... Let's check the current state of this world. Are the Goombas Goombing?
Random Bomb-Omb: (Looks) Yup.
King Bomb-Omb: Excellent! Are the Cannonballs cannoning?
Bomb-Omb: Yup!
King Bomb-Omb: Ah, and is the Chain Chomp chomping?
Bomb-Omb: (looks at Mario being eaten by Chain Chomp) I think so.
King Bomb-Omb: Perfect! And are the Bomb-Ombs bombing?
Bomb-Omb: Y-What the heck?!
King Bomb-Omb: Hm... it seems that the Bomb-Ombs are attacking a little green blob on the floating island. Let's go check it out.
Meanwhile, on the floating island...
Link: Phew! I just managed to kill all those stinkin' bomb-like things. There's only one thing that could make this situation any wor-
King Bomb-Omb: (Lands on Link) That's odd... where'd that little green blob go?
Link: (muffled) Mmph...
King Bomb-Omb: Oh, look! There's that little green blob! Hello, Mr. Little Green Blob!
Link: Mmph. Hi.
King Bomb-Omb: (begins jumping for joy at having found the "little green blob")
"Little Green Blob": X.X Ow... Why is my name suddenly little green blob?
King Bomb-Omb: What? What do you mean?
"Little Green Blob": That! (points to the left of the colon)
King Bomb-Omb: Ah.
Fourth wall: (shatters)
DVD: Ack! No! (repairs fourth wall before the evil randomness monsters seep in)
Daricio: (begins appearing in random places) And here and here and here and here and here and here and...
DVD: -.- Too late.
Daricio: See, DVD? I told you you couldn't do a fourth wall-ified story without it being ruined!
"Little Green Blob": Who are you... and will you change my name back to Link?!
King Bomb-Omb: Oh, so that's your name, little green blob?
"Little Green Blob": YES!
DVD: Get out of my story, Daricio. Go invade my other one!
Daricio: But it got deleted!
DVD: ...just get out.
Daricio: (emoticon) disappears
Link: I'm confused...
DVD: (snaps)
All characters: (forget that DVD exists, and about the land beyond the colon)
Link: (to DVD) who're you?
DVD185: He's the author!
Fourth wall: (shatters)
DVD: AAARGH!!! (snaps)
Fourth wall: (ish fixed)
DVD185: (appears in mimey box thing)
All Characters: (forget who DVD, DVD185, and Daricio are)
Link: Who're you?
DVD185: (from the box) He's the author!
Fourth wall: (shatters)
DVD: AAARGH!!! (snaps)
Fourth wall: (ish fixed again)
All Characters: (forget who DVD, DVD185, and Daricio are)
Link: Who're you?
DVD185: (from the box) He's the author!
Fourth wall: (shatters)
DVD: AAARGH!!! (snaps)
Fourth wall: (ish fixed again)
DVD185 and Daricio: (are banned from the story)
All Characters: (forget who DVD, DVD185, and Daricio are)
Link: So... who're you again?
DVD: I'm the author. (slaps hand over mouth) Oops!
Fourth Wall: (shatters... again)
DVD: (receives bill) -.- (hands bill to Kaiba)
Kaiba: Where'd I come from?!
DVD: (shruggie) Where were you when I teleported you here?
Kaiba: In my office, working!
DVD: Then you came from your office.
Kaiba: -.- (disappears)
Link: I'm confused...
All Characters: (forget who DVD, DVD185, and Daricio are)
Fourth wall: (ish fixed... again)
DVD: Now then, before we get any further interruptions--
Link: Who're you again?
DVD: I'm the-- wait a second... I'm DVD.
Link: Cool! What do you do?
DVD: I'm the-- WILL YOU STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS?!
Link: Why?
DVD: BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO REVEAL THE FACT THAT THIS IS ONLY A STORY--oop! -.- Dang it!
Fourth wall: (shatters yet again)
Link: Oh, and let me guess, you're the author, right?
DVD: -.o' (twitch) (snaps) (disappears)
All Characters: (forget who DVD, DVD185, and Daricio are)
Link: That was weird.
Bomb-Omb King: So... where were we?
Link: Oh, you were squashing me.
Bomb-Omb King: Oh, okay. (sits on link)
Link: Why'd I say that?
Bomb-Omb King: (shruggie)
Link: (pokes Bomb-Omb King with sword)
Bomb-Omb King: O.O OWIE! (jumps off) That's it! Now I'll throw you off the island!
Link: Not if I can help it! (throws boomerang at Bomb-Omb King)
Boomerang: (tink!) (plop)
Bomb-Omb King: O.o Flea... (flicks boomerang back at Link)
Link: (gets smacked by boomerang and falls down a hole) AAAH! (plunk!)
Meanwhile...
Mario: (getting eaten by Chain Chomp )AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chain Chomp: Arf! Arf!
Mario: (escapes somehow) (A/N: e-scap-e!) Phew! Mama-mia! (runs away)
Chain Chomp: Arf?
Mario: No, you-a cannot-a have a snack!
Chain Chomp: Arf arf arfie!
Mario: No-a! I am not a snack!
Chain Chomp: (whines) Arf...
Mario: Oh-a, fine-a! (throws Goomba at Chain Chomp)
Goomba: O.O AAAAH! (gets eaten)
Chain Chomp: Arf! (emoticon)
Mario: Are you-a happy now?
Chain Chomp: Arf! (emoticon)
Mario: Good-a. (walks toward the mountain) I-a wonder where-a all of the Bomb-Ombs went-a... (walks up the mountain) (gets smacked by cannonball) OOF! Dat's a spicy meat-a-ball-a!
Random Goomba: O.o
Mario: What-a?
Random Goomba: (runs away)
Mario: ...(shruggie) (continues up the mountain reaches cannon) Cool-a! (Gets in cannon) I can blast-a all the way to the top-a! (BLAMMO!) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-(splats on top of the mountain) Mama-mia!
(camera pans out to show that there's nobody up there.)
Mario: Isn't there-a supposed to-a be-a some kind of a boss up here-a???
Meanwhile...
Link: Well, at least I'm safe down here in this ho- (cannon pops out with Link in it) Oh, crep! (A/N: Crep is a funny word!)
Bomb-Omb King: OoooOOOOooooh! Cannon! And Mario's waiting for me at the top of the mountain! Hmm...
Link: Now, then, how do I aim this thing so I can escape? (A/N: E-scap-e!)
Bomb-Omb King: (grabs cannon and points it at Mario)
Link: Hey, who's that little red guy on the mountain?
Mario: Hey, who's-a that-a little green-a blob-a in the cannon? And why is-a the Bomb-Omb King-a over there-a pointing the cannon at... me? Mama-Mia!
BLAMMO!
Link: O.O AAAAAAAAAAH! My HAT!!!! (smacks into Mario)
Mario: (smack) OOF! Dat's a spicy meat-a-ball!
Link: O.o ... Hey! Where's my hat?!
Bomb-Omb King: (Jumps onto the mountain) Oh, you mean this thing? (puts Link's hat on) It's comfortable, but the elf look is kinda cheesy!
Link: (twitch) Stop making fun of my hat!!! Give it to me or else!
Bomb-Omb King: No!
Link: (French accent) My name is Linkeldo Akandii Besmonjo. (A/N: Typing random keys is fun!). You stole my hat. Prepare to die.
Bomb-Omb King: O.o
Link: My name is Linkeldo Akandii Besmonjo! You stole my hat! Prepare to die!
Bomb-Omb King: Where'd you come up with that name?
Link: My name is Linkeldo Akandii Besmonjo! You stole my hat! Prepare to die!
Bomb-Omb King: Stop saying that!
Link: My name is Linkeldo Akandii Besmonjo! You stole my hat! Prepare to die!
Bomb-Omb King: You're driving me insane!
Link: My name is Linkeldo Akandii Besmonjo! You stole my hat! PREPARE TO DIE!!! (throws bomb at Bomb-Omb King) (loses French accent) Run away! (runs)
Mario: What-a the heck-
(camera pans out to show the world)
(nuclear explosion)
Mario: (black and charred) Mama-mia!
Link: (perfectly fine) I told you to run away.
Mario: What-a was that-a?
Link: A bomb.
Mario: Oh, you-a mean a Bomb-Omb-a?
Link: No, a bomb. Common noun.
Mario: Bomb? What's-a that-a?
Link: This. (holds up bomb)
Mario: Ooh... Bomb-Omb with-a no eyes-a!
Link: -.- (throws bomb at Mario)
Mario: BLAMMO! Owie!
Link: (rolls eyes)
Mario: Who-a are-a you, anyway?
Link: I'm Link.
Mario: Link?
Link: Yes, Link.
Mario: I haven't-a seen-a you around-a before...
Link: Well, I'm not exactly from you're world-
Mario: O.O He's an alien-a! Shoot it!
Link: I'm not an alien! I just came from another dimension because some guy came, took Zelda, sent me here, and now I wanna go HOME!!! cries (A/N: Italics are fun!)
Mario: Hm. Sounds-a like a personal problem to me-a.
Link: -.- Are there any dimension-mages around here?
Mario: (rather bluntly) No.
Link: -.- Are you sure?
Mario: Yes.
Link: Positive?
Mario: Yes.
Link: Negative?
Mario: No.
Link: Obliterative?
Mario: Yes.
Link: Areyousureative?
Mario: Yes.
Link: Come on! There has to be at least one dimension-mage around here!
Mario: Nope.
Link: (cries)
Mario: Say-a, where's-a the star?
Link: The what?
Mario: The star!
Link: Oh, you mean this thing? (holds up star)
Mario: Yes, that-a thing! Gimme! (grabs star) (ahem!) (does weird "I got the star" dance) Da dat dat da dat dat! Here we GO!!! (disappears)
Music that had been playing: (stops abrubtly)
Link: What the?! Hey, where'd he go?! How do I get outta here?! I just wanna go home! (camera begins to pan out slowly )Can't I at least get off this mountain? Hey, what's that big ball-like thing? What the- AAAAH! (splat)
(camera eventually pans out to show the world)
Weird Voice-Over Dude: And so Link experiences the horrors of... The Twilight Zone!!! (Twilight Zone Music plays) (A/N: Don't own it!)
To be continued...