When cows jump over dolphins
Part 1. Stuff
k….so this was just some random junk. So eat me already!
"Tell me a story, Aang!" Sokka yelled.
"Okay. Once upon a time" started Aang, "in a far away place in my backyard… there lived a spleen named Henry. He was a kind spleen. He loved to play fetch in the sunlight and he loved mac and cheese. I miss him so much. WHY DID THE FIRE NATION EAT HIM! WHY! WHAAAAAA!"
Weeping, Aang ran into a tree, humped it, and went onto the other tree, repeating his odd little chant, "BRING IT DOWN TO PAPA BABY! BRING IT ALL DOWN! THAT'S RIGHT!"
"Aang! I never knew you swung that way!" said the tree.
"I don't." Aang replied.
'Has my master gone crazy?' Momo thought.
Meanwhile…
"I'm gonna be the ruler Of most everything around From the grandest of the mountains To the humble common ground My reign will be a super-awesome thing
Oh, I just can't wait to be king!" Zuko sang, "Ariel music thingy goes on. No one saying do this No one saying be there No one saying stop that No one saying see here Free to run around all day I'll be free to do it my way!"
Barging into Zuko's room was Uncle Iro with great important news. "WTF. WE HAVE A NEW RECRUIT MEMBER!"
"UNCLE IRO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO COME INTO MY ROOM WHILE I AM DOING MY DAILY MEDITATING! Okay. I am coming." Zuko complained.
After changing and putting on his cold, hard stare, he went out of his cabin and walked up to the deck to hear… "If you think that you are gay, then your gay." In the tune of "If your happy and you know it, clap your hands." "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!" he yelled.
Back to Aang, Sokka, Katara, Momo, and Appa.
"Aang. Are you SURE that you are okay now?" Katara asked.
Everything had calm down after a while. Aang started to play with Momo and Sokka was washing Appa's feet in debt for the story Aang told him. "Yeah. I am alright. But I am more worried about Sokka. What is he doing?"
Sokka was in the distance pole dancing with the branch as he scrubbed Appa's feet. "THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING! AND THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY'LL DO! ONE OF THESE DAYS THESE BOOTS ARE GONNA WALK ALL OVER YOU!"
'Yup. This is very entertaining.' Thought Appa.
End.
Please don't kill me people of the world if you really like Avatar and you think that I am making fun of it. I tune in to watch it every day. So don't flame. I just had some fun. And this was just my daily ramble. I will make a praising for Avatar next time. Or I might do something else. So yeah… sorry.