Lots and Lots of Grapefruit
Act Two: Seeds
Chapter Three: Sonadowluvr14
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All original scenarios are (C) 2005 Doug teh H-Nut. Sonic the Hedgehog and all related characters and stuff are (C) SEGA.
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To Snow Blade - Be glad you didn't read it back then.
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Knuckles began to sob softly when Sonic told him the story of Nintendo's magical USB adapter, and how it could only be ordered online. "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!"
"Ah, cheer up. When's your birthday?"
Knuckles wiped a tear from his eye. "November 14th."
Sonic stood there, motionless, speechless. "You're the stupidest thing I've ever heard."
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"Well, wouldn't you like to overthrow the man?" Omochao asked. "Nobody liked The Man. They don't like the man much either."
"Tried that once," Shadow replied. "Almost got myself killed. But then..."
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HOW SHADOW SURVIVED THE FALL TO EARTH
BY SONADOWLUVR14
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i own evrythin lol
once upon a time shadow made the ark stop falling. and then he almost fell to earth. and then sonic came and then
(adult situations baleeted)
the end R&R PLZ!111111111111
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"...and that is why you should not drink and use Chaos Control," Shadow concluded.
"I would assume you just used Chaos Control again and saved yourself."
"...or that happened. I don't remember so well."
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"So, you're saying," Knuckles began, "that with this new birthday technology, I can get something without having to pay for it?"
"That's the idea," Sonic replied.
Knuckles whooped with glee, jumped on the table, and began doing The Running Man. (What I mean is, he danced.)
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"You're sober now, aren't you?" Omochao asked.
"Yeah," Shadow replied.
"Then nothing can go wrong. Open the box."
Shadow slowly crept up to the golden box that 'twas glowing. And now I'm going to interrupt the story and create a very elaborate analogy.
In Greek mythology, there's a story about this chick named Pandora. Zeus gave her a box, and told her not to open it. Pandora opened the box. All kinds of bad stuff - sadness, anguish, hatred, sickness, Kidz Bop - came out of the box and messed up the human race. This story is known in most circles as the story of Pandora's Box, except in Kentucky where it's known as Why Environmentalists Are Sad When We Eat Chicken.
Now back to your regularly scheduled story.
Shadow gently lifted the lid of Shadow's Box, and I don't think I have to tell you what it would be called in Kentucky. At least, I hope not.
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"Alright, so can you get me the USB adapter for my birthday?"
"Nope. Already got you something." Sonic pulled a box out from one of the pocket-like things in his fur and handed it to Knuckles.
Knuckles opened the box. "A tie?"
"Yep. You're welcome."
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And thus concludes the third chapter of our little farce. And if you reviewed, I'd be ever so thankful.