Lots and Lots of Grapefruit
Act Two: Seeds
Chapter Four: Why Environmentalists Are Sad When We Eat Grapefruit
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All original scenarios are (C) 2005 Doug teh H-Nut. Sonic the Hedgehog and all related characters and stuff are (C) SEGA.
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To Macropodathist1 - See chapter title. Heh. And come to think of it, I haven't heard the phrase "Kentucky Fried Chicken" in a while...
To Prominence Flare - I'm fairly sure anyone who said they liked that thing was just being nice.
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"Grapefruit?" Shadow asked as he opened the box. "How are we going to take over the Empire with grapefruit?"
"Obviously you have a very poor memory. Let's go back to the beginning, shall we?" Omochao said as he was clearly introducing a flashback.
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LOTS AND LOTS OF GRAPEFRUIT
BY HYBRID OMEGA OR DJ8 OR NIGHTSHADETH OR SUMTHIN
Chapter One: lol grapfrut
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i dont own anythin
SONIC
"Hey Shadow"
SHADOW
"Hey Sonic"
SONIC
"Let's go to college"
SHADOW
"(emoticon)" (Because this site deletes emoticons, natch.)
LOUDSPEAKER
"colage now lol"
OMOCHAO
"hey look onoz teh grapefruit. lol i eval"
GRAPEFRUIT
eats everyone.
The end.
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Ok, so that's maybe not exactly how it worked, but you get the idea. It wasn't pretty.
"Is that really what happened?" Shadow eyed the citrus sphere in the box.
"Maybe. I think the chapter was entitled 'Night of the Living Grapefruit' or somesuch," replied Omochao.
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"You could ask Amy," Sonic suggested. "She has money. She tried to buy me this one time." She did, but that was actually in a sprite comic, so I'm not going to go too deep into that.
"Yes, but every time she gets on the Internet she gets somehow drawn to Sonadowluvr14's Xanga site. And - "
"What's Sonadow?" Sonic interrupted.
"It's where you and Shadow - " Knuckles then saw the horrified look on Sonic's face - "kill each other over the last slice of pizza."
"Oh. Cool."
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"Well?" Omochao asked him. "The Black Doom has the technology to make this SOB work."
Shadow crossed his arms. World domination - that's what Maria wanted, wasn't it? No, wait, something about love. Oh well, close enough. "Promise I won't get almost killed this time?"
"Cross my heart, hope to die. Stick my finger in your eye."
"That's not how it works, but alright."
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Tails looked both ways before crossing the street. That's what his parents had taught him, anyway. "Miles," they would say, "look both ways before crossing the street. That's what we're trying to teach you, anyway. 'Miles,' we say. 'Look both ways before crossing the street. That's what we're trying to teach you, anyway.'"
Tails safely crossed the crosswalk without getting splattered into the pavement. "Try not to get splattered into the pavement," his parents would teach him.
Tails got to his house. "Buy a house," his parents would teach him. "It's better than a cardboard box."
Tails opened the door. "Put a door in your house," his parents would say.
Tails sat down on the couch. "Put a couch in your house, but inside the door," his parents would say.
Tails turned on the TV. "Don't watch South Park," his parents would say. They'd hate to know he'd been turned into a South Park character before.
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That was only there to take up space, by the way. It didn't have any other purpose.