"Ouch" was the first thing she said when she woke up in the hospital wing of Hogwarts. "Where the Hell am I?" was the second thing she said after looking around a bit, and apon discovering were she was, the third thing Hermione Granger said was "Ouch".
"Looks like you've finally awoken Mrs Granger" said Madam Pomfrey "Don't move, you have just come out of the oxygen capacitated filtering room, your body must be worn out" she said and then it hit her, like a wave of pain, Hermione's body felt heavy and weak. "Where are Ginny and the others?" Hermione Questioned Madam Pomfrey didn't reply, the question was answered by someone who had just entered the room "I'm afraid we have no idea, someone raided the burrow a week ago and at the same time, we found you on the floor in the dungeons. It is a great mystery why you are not missing with the others and why you magically transported into the school grounds" Mrs McGonagall said.
Hermione closed her eyes, 'Harry' she thought. "I assure you Mrs Granger, the Azures are doing all they can to find them" Hermione wasn't happy "what about the burrow, do they know who attacked?" she asked impatiently "we were hoping you could tell us" Mrs McGonagall asked kindly "I think it was he who should not be named, I was tipped off by -an old friend" Mrs McGonagall didn't look any happier "Have some rest Mrs Granger, school commences in 1 months time, you can stay here until then."
The next week would be her hardest yet, because of the damage to her brain, Hermione was forced to spend 3-4 hours every day in an oxygen capacitated filtering room. Hermione wasn't allowed in the new library so there was nothing to read, except a few old beauty magazines from Australia. She wasn't to keen on reading magazines with the titles "Dolly" and "Girlfriend" but then Hermione noticed something on the bottom of the page that read "Are you a bookworm? Turn to page 145 and take the quiz!" what did she have to loose? Hermione reached over and grabbed the book. She began the quiz placing dashes next to her answer.
It's a Saturday night, what are you doing?
Hooking up with your boyfriend
Getting together with mates and going to a party
Having a girls night in
Studying
A guy you've had a crush on for centuries! Asks you on a date, you?
Say of course!
Welcome him to join you friends, you were going out tonight
Say you already have a boyfriend
Panic and hide under the table till he goes away
It's a party, you are…
The life of the party!
The one standing next to the big group of friends
The one getting her groove on with her Girlfriends!
You wouldn't be at the party; there is a big exam next week!
The answer to the square root of 15 multiplied by X times 52 equals?
Uh, Don't ask me
I was never good at math
Hold on let me just get my calculator!
- 891
Hermione calculated her scores:
0-5: Geek of Book town!
You need to lighten up a little, missing a bit of study time won't cost you the exam. Try to be more noticed and less hiding behind your books, then you'll find people will naturally flock to you! It's like you're a whole new person! Just remember to live everyday like it's your last and don't spend time worrying that you wont get into college when you're smart enough to teach at one!
"Well that was denoting" Hermione said to her self, her voice seemed to echo in the chamber, this was her last day and it was almost time to get out. "hmm, I wonder if I could get some of these products" Hermione said to herself, ignoring the eerie echo emitting from the walls of the chamber, she flicked her wand and a telephone appeared, magically enhanced so it could be used through the magic of the school (not like it needed to be anyway spoiler book 4! since the death of Dumbledore the magic of the castle has been weaker than ever.
"I'd like to order some of your merchandise" Hermione said to the lady "of numbers 26 57 and 96" the lady scribbled something down on her piece of paper. "And your address?" Hermione thought 'just tell her your home address' "7 Imperia circle, hull England" the lady scribbled something else down. "Were doing a deal on items 7 through 20, half price for overseas buyers, are you interested in any other items?" Hermione was being drastic, that entire year baby sitting money had to go to some use; she just decided to make the decision quickly while she was still high on the oxygen "just give me them all!" Hermione said "Thank you for you time, your packages should arrive around 5 pm next week" and the lady hung up.
I love reviews for anyone who wants to get me a BIRTHDAY PRESENT, yes my birthday is soon (14th) can't wait, going shopping with my friend in Perth! If you're wondering about the story, Hermione is just experimenting with cool things, reviews, Its up to you to decide, do you think she should like it, or hate it?