Dranzer: awww I feel great im pumped.
Drigger: Right calm down
Dranzer: U SO MEAN. Hope ya likes its gonna get better we promise
Drigger: Since dranzer 4 got the disclaimer ill do it we don't own nothing sadly.
Dranzer: I Lo-ve bur-ger love I Lo-ve bur-ger love.
Drigger: stop that horrendous singing your scaring the readers
Dranzer: im enticing them so enjoy ya'll.
My name is Kai Hiwarti, I am seventeen ect. According to everyone else I look good and have
good grades. My Friends are o.k. too, if you like bubbly idiots. But there is one thing in my life
that sucks balls. My job.
My Grandpa Voltaire is a rich asshole. He told me to get a job to learn 'Values and hard work'
blah, blah, blah. All that stupid crap, like he has ever done it. So here I was in a gay ass uniform.
Black pants and a violet shirt with a heart and a burger in the center of it. I punched in for a o-so-
glorious at…you guessed it Burger Love. Isnt that a stupid ass name for a fast food joint.
"Hell-oooo Kai" my friend and manager Kenny sang loudly. "Lets make today an exiting, fun,
burgerific day!"
"Kenny, go away", I said. When will he realize I don't give a shit about this dump.
"Kai, can you please try to be a little more nicer to the customers?" Kenny whined
"I could but I don't feel like it," I answered
"Ka-ai" Kenny whined.
"I don't Ca-re," I whined back
I rolled my eyes and stood at the pink and red heart counter. With the burger shaped register.
Ready for another boring ass day at burger love.
"TYSON THE FRY MAN IS HERE" Tyson shouted and struck a super hero pose. Ahh what
can I say he is my friend and all. But sometimes or rather all the time he is retarded. He is what I
like to call special ed.
" Finally someone with spirit" Kenny said gleefully "Go Burger Love"
Rei stumbled in an stated to assemble his drive through belt. He yawned and he let out a cat like
noise. Tyson looked awe struck at the sight of the all mighty Rei. I mean Rei is cute for a guy
kinda femme and muscle.
"Ready for an exiting day at Burger Love?" he asked.
"I'm just bursting with joy" I replied sarcastically.
"OK CREW, KAI TO THE BURGERIFIC REGISTER, REI GO TO THE HEART
WINDOW TYSON MAN THE FRY RACK" shouted Kenny giddily.
"Aye-aye sir" Tyson saluted him
I approached the counter…o joy a jack ass, fat ass customer is there. I stood there silently
waiting.
"Hello?" he asked
"What"
"What do you mean 'what' he asked.
"O I mean what the FUCK do YOU Want" I asked bored
"Hey, I don't like the way your talking young man. That's no way to treat customers"
"And I don't give a shit, what you think"
The fat guy pointed his fat fingers at me.
"You treat me with respect, I contribute to your paycheck"
"Yeah, you also contribute to the stupid population also. Now what do you want?"
"Let me see your manager" he said
"KENNY!" I yelled "SOME FAT GUY GOT MAD AT ME AGAIN!"
Kenny came "What" he sighed.
"This young man on the burger register…." He kinda drooled when he said burger.
"Dude its not a real burger you can't eat it" Kenny elbowed me "Ow"
"Any way" said the man "He is the rudest most insolent person I've ever seen"
"We know, that's just the way he is" said Kenny
"Then why is he at the register?"
"That's the place where he bitches at the least" said Kenny
"That's messed up, just give me ten cheese burgers"
"TEN DAMN FAT ASS" I screeched "You don't need ten! You're already bigger than a hippo
as it is! I think you need to take your money and go to Jenny Craig instead"
"That's it screw this place!" the man pointed at me "You young man should not be here."
"Neither should you fattie"
He waddled away in a huff.
"KA-ai" Kenny whined. "What have I told you about scaring away the customers?"
"I did that guy a favor" I mean I was doing my duty as a good citizen .
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