Legend of Zelda: Modern Age Madness Chapter 1- Crazy Morning
Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda, Hyrule, Link, N64 and everything else related; Nintendo owns them. I do own myself, MY N64 and the extra dungeons, temples, and castles. Yah! CartoonNetwork owns Billy and Mandy; Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy and Camp Lazlo. I may use the idiotism from those shows during the story. I might take some ideas from other stories, but I consider copying a complement. Earth owns Earth. My hometown owns itself. And everything owns everything… this is getting really retarded.
Note- I am using a fake name. Not my real name.
Just another ordinary day. Get up, go to school, come home, and go to bed. One day after another. Nothing new, nothing old. But one day is entirely different. Gasp! I am walking to school when… oh well; I'll go into detail.
Whistle, Whistle. Yes, I do need a hobby. "Man I can't believe how far I got on LoZ last night." I said. Yes, I do talk to myself. Then suddenly heard galloping. That isn't something you hear everyday. I turned to see some maniac riding a horse galloping ever nearer. He/She (Couldn't Tell…) looked vaguely familiar. Hmmmm… But this isn't the best time to think. Now's the time to run! So, I ran.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed. But the guy on the horse came right next to me. He knocked me out with a hard hammer. "Oh my spleen! My head. My Arm…" I yelled. I then groggily passed out.
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Five Hours Later
"Bacon Double Cheeseburger!" I exclaimed.
I had passed out for five hours. How did I know? I wrote this fiction, don't yell at me because I am the author! … All right, got my composure back. Hurrah…
The first thing I noticed was that I was going up, and down. Like I was on… Oh no, the horse. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The horse is gonna get me! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed.
"Relax. You are NOT going to die." A voice said from the front. Then the person turned to look at me. That person was Link. "I have seriously been playing my N64 too long." I said. No it was really him, I smacked myself a couple of times to make sure. Nope… still there. "Ok. I've established that Link is talking to me. Now I need to know why?" I said smoothly and sarcastically. "I must be dreaming." Another smack to make sure. ("Oh, my face! Owww…") Nope, still there. I had to've wasted ten minutes doing this. I truly am a time waster. Yah!
"Okay, kid; here's the deal. You do know a lot of the story of Hyrule, yes?" Link said. I nodded. "Well each of you is a descendant of a important person in Hyrule." Each of you? What did he mean by 'each of you'. Then I noticed two other kids on the horse. Oh joy. Oh crap. I NEVER notice important things at first. This isn't the time for a 'Take Two'. Or an 'Action'!