A/N: Blooper chapter, be warned! R&R please and stuff.
"Aniki," Mizu said, "I think we're confusing the crap outta Sora. He's used to me having amnesia."
"Is that why you didn't say anything to me until just now?" Cloud asked. Mizu nodded, slightly ashamed.
"Yeah, that's why," she acknowledged before calling to Sora. "Yo, Sora! Come over here, wouldja?"
"What's up, Kage?" Sora asked. "Do you have any idea how weird that looked?"
"A few," Mizu said, grinning again. "Sora, I know you two have already met, but I wanna introduce you to my big brother." Sora looked like she just smacked him in the head with a board.
"Your brother?" he asked, then looked from Cloud to Mizu and back again. "But..."
"Oh, he's not really my brother," Mizu said. "Not by blood, anyway. I just think of him that way."
"I'm old enough to be her father," Cloud admitted, rolling his eyes.
"And a very young dad you would have been!" Mizu teased. "Oh, by the way, Sora, you lost the bet."
"Bet?" Sora and Cloud asked at the same time.
"Loser has to kiss a fish, remember?" Mizu said.
"Oh, no..." Sora moaned.
"Do I want to know, munchkin?" Cloud asked, trying not to laugh.
"Probably not," Mizu admitted. "But it does remind me of something. I'd love to stay and chat, aniki, but I'm looking for my friends, Riku and Kairi. Don't get me wrong, it's great to see you again, but I'm worried about them."
"I'll look with you," Cloud said.
"Maybe you'll find whoever you were looking for if you go with her," Sora told Cloud, who put a protective hand on Mizu's shoulder.
"I already did," Cloud said. Sora looked stunned again.
"Oh..." was all he could think of to say.
"Really?" Mizu asked. "What about Tifa, and Barret, and Nanaki? Vincent? Cait Sith? Have you found them yet?"
"Yeah, they're fine," Cloud said. "I told them I was going to look for you, Yuffie, and Cid when I left."
"Yuffie, Cid, and Aerith are in Traverse Town," Mizu told him.
"Aerith?" Cloud asked. "But I thought she was--"
"Me too, but I saw her there, aniki. And Cid and Yuffie. Oh, and Squall was there, too!"
"Squall?"
"Yeah, Squall Leonhart. Y'know, tall guy, brown hair, scar across his face?"
"I know who you're talking about, but I thought he'd try to find the rest of his team from the SeeD academies."
"No, he's been trying to find the Keyblade Master," Mizu said, then pointed at Sora. "That runt, over there. And Ansem's notes on the Heartless. L-Squall said he thinks someone went to find the missing pages, but first he needed a key of some sort. Squall, Yuffie, and Aerith thought it might have been the Keyblade, so they started looking for it."
"How's Cid wrapped up in all this?" Cloud asked.
"He runs a couple of shops and builds gummi ships for a price. And he helps survivors settle in at Traverse Town."
"This is so weird," Sora said. "I'm used to Kage having amnesia!"
"Get used to me knowing who I am, Sora," Mizu said, slightly impatiently.
"I'm glad you have your memories back, Kage, but I'm just not used to it, that's all!" Sora said, then grinned at her. "I wonder how Riku's gonna take it, though."
To Mizu's horror, she actually blushed.
"Well-- Well, he'll just have to get used to it, too, if he has a problem with it!" she said a little more heatedly than she'd intended.
"I didn't mean anything by it, Kage," Sora apologized. "I was just--"
"I know, I know," Mizu said as calmly as she could. "I'm sorry, Sora, I shouldn't have snapped at you. Oh, have you found any leads on Riku and Kairi at all?"
"No," Sora said. "Sorry, I haven't. I've been looking as hard as I can, though!"
"As evidenced by your participating in the games," Mizu said. Sora was about to protest when she laughed at him. "I'm kidding, Sora! These 'games' should be good practice for you with your Keyblade, but since they've been kind of delayed, I think we should get back to searching for our friends, huh? I was gonna leave anyway, even if the games were still on."
"Why?" Sora asked. "I know you want to find Riku and Kairi, but wouldn't the games be good training for you, too?"
"Sora, I was raised by a gang of theives in the slums of Midgar. I was fighting for my life for a long time. I've already mastered the use of my daggers, and with my memories back and fresh in my mind, I should be better with them than ever, also considering that I learned a few new moves with those scimitars you and Selphie gave me. Which reminds me, they kind of splintered on impact with Traverse Town's paved floor. I'm sorry, but I couldn't prevent it."
"That's alright," Sora said. "I don't think wooden scimitars would be of much use against the Heartless anyway. Well, I think I'm gonna go looking for Riku and Kairi again. See ya, Kage. Nice meeting you, Cloud."
"Sora, hold up!" Mizu called. He turned back around and looked at her questioningly. She trotted up to him, leaving Cloud to stare after her and wonder what she was up to. "Sora, I want to ask you to do something for me. It's gonna sound a little strange..."
"What is it?" Sora asked. Mizu looked meaningfully at Donald and Goofy. Donald took the hint and dragged Goofy off to wait for Sora. When they were out of hearing distance, Mizu answered.
"I want to swear a blood-bond with you."
A.N: Okay, here are some bloopers for this chapter that my friend Rebecca and I wrote. If you don't like yaoi, yuri, incest, twincest, or any other form of ((ahemsexahem)), please don't read or you will most likely be scarred for life. Or infected with the fun of Hentai. Either way, if you don't want to be totally mortified AND/OR infected, please don't read. I say this for your sanity. nn No, really! Please don't report me...
Characters that you might not know are Sidra (one of Rebecca's 4 alternate personalities), Semira (another one of Rebecca's alternate personalities and Sidra's Yami), Sorcha: (the third of Rebecca's alternare personalities and the kage of the group), Legato (a mass-homicidal maniac from Trigun, and one of our "Gods," along with Sephiroth), Maru (a cute little Selkie dude who will kiss anyone and anything that looks even vaguely like a girl), Kit (my character for Star Ocean: Till the End of Time), Azuika (one of my friends, she's trying to stay innocent nn), Patricia (my daddy, she's a girl, and the one who corrupted me into my Royal Hentai-ness), Ben (I don't know him, either, so never mind...), James the Puppy (in denial of being in the Royal Hentai Family, he's the pet and we annoy him with Hentai-ness and hugs), Tree (a running joke, he's actually the Duel Monsters card Green Phantom King), Jiyne (my character for Yu Yu Hakusho), Kay (my character for Yu-Gi-Oh!), Mismatch (my character for FF7, she has one blue eye and one green eye, hence the nick-name Mismatch, but her real name is Misty), Karth (my character for Gundam Wing, and also the name of the dragon medalion I wear around my neck), Shogai and Shi (my Dragon Knights characters, they're sibs. Shi is the boy), Rae (my Ruroni Kenshin character), Meri and Lilth (not Lilith, like Azui seems to think, these two are my Wolf's Rain characters and they're both girls and both lesbian and are a couple), Inea (my Inuyasha character, Inuyasha's daughter by somebody-or-other, but only 1/4 demon), Caine and Kane (my Dark Cloud characters, both girls, both have Atlamilia, and are practically the same person, only not), Koenna (my .hack/sign and .hack/Legend of the Twilight Bracelet character, she's a hacker and helps me get blackmail material!), Ren, Robin, Kismet, Ty, Dirk, Runil, & Lark (characters in a book I've been trying to write for five, maybe six years. Ren, Robin, and Kismet are sibs, Kismet and Robin being twins, Ty and Dirk are half-sibs, Runil is Dirk's uke and Lark is Kismet, Robin, and Ren's dad), and anyone I didn't mention here I probably forgot to mention, are from an anime/manga/webcomic, or I mentioned in New World.
((Any and all bloopers may be subject to OOC-ness, Hentai, and a lot of beer))
Scene: Sora lost the bet, Take 1
Mizu: Loser has to kiss a fish, remember?
Sora: Oh, no...
Riku: Here! ((tosses Sora a barracuda))
Sora: ((catches)) I ain't kissin' a 'cuda!
Director: Cut!
Take 2
Mizu: Loser has to kiss a fish, remember?
Sora: Oh, no...
Riku: Catch, Sora! ((tosses goldfish crackers at Sora))
Sora: ((catches)) Woo-hoo! Goldfish! ((eats))
Mizu: Uh... Does that count?
Director: No. Cut!
Take 3
Mizu: Loser has to kiss a fish, remember?
Sora: Crud. ((finds a goldfish that isn't a cracker and kisses it))
Director: Cut!
Sora: Yuck...
Mizu&Riku: ((laughing so hard they can barely breathe))
Take 4
Mizu: Loser has to kiss a fish, remember?
Sora: ((sigh)) Okay... ((kisses Sidra))
Sidra: ((slaps Sora silly :AACK! Alliteration:))BOBBI! You said he wasn't gonna do that!
Bobbi: I said I wasn't gonna make him do that. He did it on his own.
Sidra: ((totally POed))
Take 5
Mizu: Loser has to kiss a fish, remember?
Sora: ((rolls eyes)) Alright, if you want me to that bad... ((kisses Bobbi))
Bobbi: EEP! ((blushes)) Sora!
Sidra: ((still POed)) Serves you right...
Take 6 ((This is one of Rebecca's bloopers))
Mizu: Loser has to kiss a fish!
Sora: Oh, shit!
Riku: ((turns into a merman)) What the frick?
Sidra: Okay! He's a fish! ((throws Riku over to Sora))
Sora: ((catches))
Sora&Riku: ((looks at each other)) Uhhh...
Mizu: No!
Sidra: ((snaps fingers))
Sora&Riku: ((kiss))
Mizu: ((faints))
Sidra: Oh mighty authoress powers, I thank thee for answering the prayers of thy humble servant--
Semira: ((whaps Sidra with the Bat Out Of Hell)) Okay, Hikari, that's enough. ((drags her off))
Sidra: ((whines)) But Yami!
Yami Yugi&Yami Bakura&Yami Malik&Semira: ((look over))
Sidra: My Yami.
Yami Yugi&Yami Bakura&Yami Malik: Oh. ((go molest respective Hikari's))
Sidra: I wanna cause more chaos.
Semira: No. We go home, write story where Fayt is Squall, kay?
Sidra: 'Kay! nn nn nn nn
Director: I'm not gonna even bother. Does anyone have a beer?
Majeh: ((runs screaming onto set))Aaah! She's gonna eat me!
Semira: Aack. Lion King quotes.
Majeh: Help!
Sorcha: ((evil cackling)) You can't hide, little man. ((chases Majeh off set))
Elazul: Here. ((hands Director a can of beer))
Sora&Riku: ((still kissing))
Semira&Sidra: ((leave for their soul domain))
Director: Thanks man. ((takes off ever present sunglasses and drinks the beer))
Elazul: ...Dart?
Director/Dart: Hmmm?
Elazul: ...
Teek: ((poking Riku&Sora)) I think they're frozen...
((in a random special effect, a Tree appears in the background))
Elazul&Dart: ((notice empty ropes on Tree)) Dammit.
Dart: Now I gotta go catch him again.
Elazul: ((walks up to Tree)) ((hits it with the flat of sword))
Tree: ((shudders))
Link: ((falls out of Tree))
Elazul: ((pounce))
Link: Mmph!
Dart: O.o ... Awww, how cute... O.O I don't think I should be watching this... ((drinks more beer)) Heck, who cares? ((watches))
Link: Mmfmmph. (translation: Pervert)
Bobbi: ((walks in)) Oh my god!
Riku&Sora: ((still kissing))
Bobbi: Teek! What the hell is going on!
Legato: You called? ((sees Riku&Sora, Dart, and Elazul&Link)) ... Never mind. ((leaves))
Teek: It's Rebecca's fault!
Bobbi: I should have known. ((sees Dart and Link&Elazul))((goes under magical transformation))((crown and cape appear. They bear the Royal Seal of Hentai)) Ooh, fun! ((takes pictures))
Mizu: ((revieves))((sees Riku&Sora))((faints))
Bobbi: ((cackles))
((a girl appears, also wearing crown and robe with Royal Hentai Seal))
Girl: Big brother? I felt you go Hentai. ((surveys scene)) Interesting.
Teek: Hi.
Girl: Are you?
Teek: What?
Girl: High.
Teek: No, Rebecca, I'm not high.
Rebecca/Girl: Why not?
Teek: Trunks!
Trunks: What?
Teek: She's doing it again!
Trunks: So?
Teek: Aargh! ((beats up Trunks))
Trunks: Aack!
Rebecca: Hee hee hee. ((throws bucket of water over Elazul and Link))
Bobbi: Hey!
Elazul: ...Dammit.
Link: nn
Dart: ((ties Link to Tree))
Link: ...Dammit.
Elazul: nn
Dart: ((drinks beer))
Rebecca: ((throws bucket of water over Riku and Sora))
Riku&Sora: ((stop kissing))((stare at each other))((faint))
Rebecca: Oh for Heaven's sake.
Bobbi: Pbbbt! I have the pictures and you don't!
Rebecca: ((sighs))
Rebecca&Bobbi: ((detransform))
Rebecca: ((smirks))
Bobbi: What?
Rebecca: ((points))
Bobbi: ((turns))
Drunk Dart&Elazul: ((molest Link))
Bobbi: Kami-sama. ((headache))
Legato: ((from off stage)) No way I'm going in there!
Bobbi: Good for you!
Rebecca: Here, take this. ((shoves somthing down Bobbi's throat)) It'll help your headache.
Bobbi: Hey, it worked! What is it? ((suspicious))
Rebecca: ((smiles)) Silver Harem Mayo.
Bobbi: Woo! ((faints from nosebleed))
Link: ((faints from terror))
Dart: ((passes out 'cause he's so drunk))
Trunks: ((passes out 'cause Teek beat him up))
Teek: ((passes out from exhaustion))
Elazul: ((passes out 'cause Rebecca hit him over the head with the Bat Out Of Hell))
Legato: ((takes a nap))
All except Rebecca: ((asleep or unconscious))
Rebecca: Ku ku ku ku ku. ((takes Bobbi's camera)) Icecream! ((runs off))
Cloud: ((walks in)) What the...?
Koenma&Yusuke: ((fall out of sky making out))
Cloud: ... Uh...
Maru: ((kisses Cloud))
Cloud: ((faints))
Maru: ((smileys))((disappears))
Take 7 (One of mine again)
Mizu: Loser has to kiss a fish, remember?
Sora: Oh yeah... Nuts... ((kisses a trout))
Riku: Oh my God, it's the Jesus Fish!
Mizu: What?
Riku: ((shrug)) I have no idea.
Bobbi: No more jelly beans for you mister!
Dart: Ugh...
Teek: That's what you get for drinking so much!
Dart: I hate hangovers...
Riku: Bobbi's had several of those!
Bobbi: CLIFFHANGERS!
Kit: Can I?
Bobbi: Can you what?
Kit: Hang Cliff!
Cliff: Hell no!
Kit: And what the hell are you doing here?
Cliff: I ain't gettin' lynched, that's for sure!
Bobbi: ((confuzzled look)) Why does that sound so Hentai?
Albel and Fayt: ((randomly pop in)) Uh... Oh, shit...
Bobbi: Dude, it's getting crowded up here.
Rebecca: I'll say. But it's fun!
Bobbi: ... So long as my brains don't start getting molested...
Rebecca: I dare you!
Bobbi: I AM NOT GONNA MOLEST MY BRAINS! That's Fayt's job.
Fayt: WHAT!
Bobbi: I'm kidding! Sheeshe... Bite my head off, whydontcha?
Teek: Don't give Albel any ideas!
Albel: Like I'd want to. ((stares meaningfully at Fayt))
Kit: I'm gonna ask you again. Why are you wearing a skirt!
Albel: To make you ask questions.
Bobbi: Dude, he's barely been up here five seconds and already I'm corrupting him!
Fayt: Stop it! I don't need him to go Hentai on me!
Bobbi: Okay, now I'm worried...
Rebecca: Yaoi's so much fun, no?
Bobbi: ((getting a headache)) Yes...
Kit: Only you two would be warped enough to pair up Albel and Fayt.
Bobbi&Rebecca: Wanna bet?
Bobbi: I've found like, 10 Albel/Fayt fics.
Albel and Fayt: Stop talking about us like we're not here.
Bobbi: I'll try, but you'll have to stick around a while until I get used to you.
Albel: ((shrug)) Whatever.
Squall: Hey, that's my line!
Bobbi: I need some aspirin...
Rebecca: Here you go!
Bobbi: Not the Silver Harem Mayo again! I passed out from a nosebleed last time, remember?
Rebecca: No, but it'll help with your headache!
Bobbi: ((beats head against brick wall))
Teek: Oh, that's gonna help with your headache!
Humpty Dumpty: ((falls off of wall & breaks))
Trunks: Where'd the wall come from?
Miyuki-chan: And why was Humpty Dumpty on it?
Bobbi: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM!
Miyuki-chan: ((points up)) The rabbit hole.
Bobbi: Since when was my head Wonderland?
Miyuki-chan: At least my clothes are still on! ((happy smiley face))
Cheshire Cat: I can fix that, you know...
Bobbi: For crying out fricking loud!
Rebecca: Who's fricking and why are they crying?
Bobbi: It's getting really cramped in here... Wait a minute, how did Humpty Dumpty break and since when did she sit on a brick wall?
Rebecca: Since your head became Wonderland and it was only her egg that broke!
Bobbi: ((glare)) You're not helping!
Rebecca: Well, duh!
Bobbi: Duh yourself!
Dart: Please tell me we'll get the scene right next time!
Bobbi: Since when were you the director anyway?
Dart: Since Rebecca decided to get me drunk.
Bobbi: Oh, okay.
Trunks: Y'know, if this is Wonderland, there shouldn't be any boys here. So... that means I'm... Doh, crap.
Teek: ((glomps Trunks)) Big sister!
Miyuki-chan: Aaaaah! Not here, too!
Bobbi: THAT'S IT! Everybody who doesn't belong up here, OUT! ... Not you, Rebecca...
Rebecca: Yay! ((glomps Bobbi)) Blood-thristy emus!
Bobbi: Ugh...
Dart: You too, huh?
Bobbi: At least I wasn't drunk!
Rebecca: That's what you think!
Take 8 (Rebecca's)(This one is very long and gets pretty confusing, a lot, so be warned.)
Mizu: Loser has to kiss a fish, remember?
Sora: Do you know how unhygenic that is!
Mizu: So?
Sora: I could get syphalis and all my hair would fall out!
Riku: And we care, because...?
Sora: Gee, thanks, Riku.
Ansem: ((holding Riku)) That's right, Hikari. You don't care about anything but me. ((starts to give Riku a hickey))
Riku: ((moans)) Don't stop... Yami!
Yami Yugi, Yami Bakura, Yami Malik, & Semira: Hmm?
Yugi: I think he meant his Yami. ((sighs))
Yami Yugi, Yami Bakura, & Yami Malik: Oh. ((look down at Hikari's))
Semira: Hormones... ((goes back to soul her room))
Yami Yugi: ((molests Yugi))
Yami Bakura: ((molests Ryou))
Yami Malik: ((molests Malik))
Ansem: ((molests Riku))
Sora: ((faints))
Mizu: ((clobbers Ansem with a frying pan)) Stay away from my man, you bastard!
Ansem: ((ignores her but dodges))
Riku: ((accidentally gets clobbered)) Itai!
Mizu: ((gasps)) Oh, I'm so sorry, Riku. I wasn't trying to hit you.
Riku: Well, you did. Ow...
Ansem: ((growls))
Fayt&Albel: ((fall out of sky))
Fayt: ((lands on Ansem))
Ansem: Grr- ((is knocked out))
Albel: ((lands on Riku))((accidentally kisses him))
Riku: Mmph?
Mizu: No! ((faints))
Bobbi: ((walks in))((sees)) What th... Ooh! ((eyebrows raise))
Rebecca: That's it! Work those eyebrows! Up one, up two, up three, up four!
Bobbi: ((looks at Rebecca)) I sometimes just don't get you.
Dart: ((sits in a corner sobbing))
Elazul: ((looks at Dart))((looks at Link&Tree))((goes over and lets Link free))
Link&Elazul: ((go over to Dart))
Link: Hey, it's okay. ((pats Dart on the back))
Elazul: ((rolls eyes))((shoves Link))
Link: ((falls into Dart's lap)) Uh...
Dart: ((holds Link))
Link: Um... Yes? Do you need something?
Elazul: ((rolls eyes again))
Dart: ((kisses Link))
Link: ... ((thinks)) I knew this was gonna happen.
Elazul: ((joins in))
Albel: ((finally gets over the shock that he's kissing someone))((stands up)) Ahem.
Riku: ((looks at the general action))((falls asleep next to Ansem))
Fayt: ((glares at Albel))
Albel: It's not my fault he wouldn't get out from under me!
Fayt: And he expects me to believe this.
Albel: Hey, I was telling the truth!
Fayt: Right. Oh, hey Squall!
Squall: Whatever.
Cloud: ((glomps Squall)) GLOMP!
Fayt: ((glomps Squall)) GLOMP!
Sora: ((still sleaping))((glomps Squall)) GLOMP!
Bobbi&Rebecca: And the fearsom cry of 'GLOMP' shalt echoe throughout the campus!
Trunks: Oh, my back. Teek, did you have to throw the sword at my head?
Teek: Well...
Rebecca: Yup!
Kaiba: And I am here, WHY!
Rebecca: Alaska!
Bobbi: Narf! nn
Kaiba: ... ((twitch))
Rebecca: ((hopping up and down)) Will ya, will ya, will ya?
Celtic Guardian: Will I what?
Kaiba: ((twitch))((twitch))
Rebecca: Narf the Dark Magician.
Dark Magician: Huh?
Celtic Guardian: No! I may be an elf, but I'm not that kind!
Dark Magician: What kind?
Bobbi: Nudist!
Kaiba: ((twitchtwitchtwitchtwitchtwitch))
Darkie: ((nosebleed))((faint))
Celtie: ...
Bobbi: Hey, I know! Little sister, let's watch Joey molest Kaiba!
Kaiba&Azuika: What?
Rebecca: Mokey. Sounds like fun!
Kaiba: I beg your pardon, but why, exactly, would I let the mutt do that?
Bobbi: No, no, not you, Mokuba!
Rebecca: Whee!
Azuika: Eewww...
Kaiba: WHAT?
Bobbi: My head... ((groan))
Rebecca: Is this what they call a verbal attack?
Azuika: Eewww...
Kaiba: I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!
Bobbi: Which one?
Rebecca: Can I watch?
Azuika: Eewww...
Celtie: ((rolls eyes))
Kaiba: ((is knocked out by the Bat Out Of Hell))
Sidra: Hee hee. ((puts away the Bat Out of Hell))
Azuika: Eewww...
Rebecca: Hey! You're not allowed to be here if I'm here!
Bobbi: Oi vei.
Sidra: But-
Rebecca: You're an aspect of my personality. We're not supposed to be here at the same time.
Sidra: Fine. ((whiney))((vanishes))
Azuika: Eewww...
Rebecca: Azui?
Azuika: Eewww...
Bobbi: Oh my God, she's in shock!
Legato: What? We're busy!
Sephiroth: Yes, very busy...
Legato: ((moan))
Bobbi&Rebecca: O.O
Teek: Azuika...
Azuika: Eewww...
Teek: Gabriel's over there talking to Brian.
Azuika: Brian? No! He'll corrupt my sweet, innocent Gabriel! Gabriel! I'm coming! ((vanishes into the distance))
Bobbi&Rebecca: I never would have thought of that... Jinx! Personal! You owe me a Coke!
Trunks: Maybe they'll stop bugging me now...
Teek: Oh, Big Brother! Would you come over here, please?
Trunks: Nope. Spoke too soon. ((sighs)) I'm coming!
Rebecca: Oh, and I missed the show!
Bobbi: Woo!
Trunks: Not like that you perverts! ((blush))
Albel: Hey! What are you doing to my prey!
Squall: ... Whatever...
Fayt: ((snuggles Squall))
Albel: Grrr...
Sora: Zzzz...
Cloud: ((eyebrows)) I know just how to wake him up...
Sora: Zzzz...
Cloud: Mwahahahahaha...
Sora: Zzzz...
Cloud: ((kisses Sora))
Sora: ((wakes))?((faint))
Cloud: Dang it...
Sephiroth: ((drags Cloud off screan))
Cloud: Hey, watch it! Yami, what are you-((moan))
Legato: Fresh prey...
Bobbi&Rebecca: OO...
Dart, Elazul,&Link: ((moan))
Seventeen: Teek! What are you doing to Trunks?
Teek: Ummm... Practicing?
Trunks: You mean torturing me. Jeez, Dad should forbid you to have pointy objects
Teek: Heh... Bye! ((vanishes))
Rebecca: Kitty!((glomps Seventeen))
Bobbi: Mraow.
Seventeen: Uhhh...
Rebecca: ((pets Seventeen)) Pet the Kitty...
Thatz: Kitty? ... Bwahahaha! Bwa hahaha! Hahahahaha! ((falls over laughing))
Bobbi: I can turn you back into a Water Light, you know.
Thatz: ((stops laughing)) You wouldn't.
Bobbi: Oh, wouldn't I?
Rebecca: ((sticks out her tongue))
Rath&Rune: ((sideways glance at Thatz)) You were a Water Light?
Rath: ((falls over laughing))
Rune: ((tries to politely hide laughter)) ((keyword "tries"))
Rath: Juunana! ((glomps Seventeen))
Rebecca: ((goes over to Bobbi)) If I refrain from glomping you, will you draw me a picture?
Bobbi: ((sigh)) Not this again.
Seventeen: Air!
Rebecca: Well?
Rath: ((snuggles Seventeen))
Bobbi: Fine, whatever.
Thatz: ((laughing again))
Rebecca: Yay! You have to draw me Yami/Hikari!
Bobbi: I do?
Rebecca: Yes!
Seifer: Hey! What are you doing to my Squall? ((detatches Fayt from Squall))
Squall: Whatever...
Fayt: Awww...
Albel: Thank you! ((pounces Fayt))
Fayt: Mmphf!
Rebecca: Now you can take that in two different ways.
Tsume: Hey! What are you doing to Kiba!
Bobbi?
Tsume&Seifer: ((start tug-o'-war with Squall))
Squall: ...
Rebecca: It can either be the Yami's, like Sephiroth, Ansem, Bakura, and Hao by the Hikari's, like Cloud, Riku, Ryou, and Yoh.
Squall: ...
Rebecca: Or...
Squall: ...
Bobbi: Or?
Rebecca: Or it can be Yami and Mizu.
Squall: ... Who are you and why are you calling me Kiba?
Bobbi: What!
Tsume: Kiba?
Rebecca: It's your choice.
Dart: ((moan))
Seifer: ((smirk))
Bobbi: Aack.
Squall: ((taps Tsume on the shoulder))
Tsume: What?
Squall: ((points))
Tsume: ((turns))
Kiba: ...
Tsume: Kiba?
Cloud: ((moan))
Tsume: ((looking back and forth between Kiba and Squall)) But... How?
Seifer: ((pounces Squall))
Squall: ...Whatever... ((moan))
Hiei: ((appears))... Hn.
Tsume: ((grabs Kiba))
Hiei: ((sees Tree without attached blonde, blue-eyed elf))
Kiba: ... ((moan))
Thatz&Rune: O.O
Hiei: ((sees Rune, the blonde, blue-eyed elf))
Bobbi: Or Afghanistan?
Hiei: ((does not see Dart/Link/Elazul))
Rebecca?
Thatz&Rune: O.O ?
Hiei: ((jumps to obvious conclusion))
Rebecca: What about the Fill-In-The-Blank-istan countries?
Celtie: ... ((rolls eyes))
Bobbi: Can I draw it instead?
Hiei: ((ties Rune to Tree))
Rune: What the frick?
Thatz: ((falls over laughing)) ((twice))
Rebecca: No! You have to draw me yaoi!
Bobbi: Okay, that's it! ((snaps fingers))
Thatz: ((becomes a Water Light)) Dammit...
Elazul: ((extracts himself from Link&Dart)) ((stalks over to Thatz)) Dammit's my word, dammit!
Ringleys: You leave him alone, you big bully!
Elazul: ((ignores))((goes back to Link&Dart)) Damn theiving Faeries.
Link: ((moan))
The Nick: The hell?
Bobbi&Rebecca: Kagerou!
Nick: Why am I here?
Bobbi: Elazul mentioned theiving fae.
Nick: Who?
Rebecca: Derrick! ((glomps Ben))
Ben: Hello, Becca.
Rebecca: This doesn't mean that I forgive you for walking me into that tree.
Ben: The look on your face.
Rebecca: Grrr. ((Ben vanishes))
Bobbi: Who was that?
Ringleys: Thatz, I--I thought you should know...
Thatz: ((midair pounces Ringleys))
Elazul: ((moan))
Ringleys: Mmphf! ... ((moan))
Rebecca: I took a class with him once.
Bobbi: Ah.
Rune: Pardon me, but you wouldn't let me out of these, would you?
Nick: I'm sorry, Miss, but there's probably a reason you're tied there.
Rune: MISS! ((explodes ropes))
Nohiro: Rune! ((pounce))
Rune: Mmphf!
Nick: O.O There's two transvestites!
Kano: Two whats?
Bobbi: Kano! ((glomps Kano))
Rath: Juunana... ((moan))
Kano: ((sees Riku&Ansem, Yami&Yugi, Bakura&Ryou, Marik&Malik, Fayt&Albel, Dart&Elazul&Link, Squall&Seifer, Cloud&Legato&Sephiroth, Darkie&Celtie, Joey&Mokuba, Tsume&Kiba, Seventeen&Rath, Thatz&Ringleys, Nohiro&Rune, Sora, Mizu, Hiei, Trunks, and Kaiba))((is scarred for life))((well, more scarred for life)) O.o
Hiei: ((is pounced by Kurama))((pounces back))
Kurama: ((moan))
Rebecca: To me! Come, oh angst ridden!
Kano, Kamui, Subaru, Shinji, Kenshin, Yoh, & Gil: ((surround Rebecca)) ((hold angsty pose))
All: ((pause and watch the beautiful angst))
Kano, Kamui, Subaru, Shinji, Kenshin, Yoh, & Gil: ((pounced by Red, Fuuma, Seishirou, Kaoru, Sanosuke, Hao, & Laamgarnas)) ((moan))
All: ((resume former... "activities."))
Patricia: ((appears)) ((looks around)) My heirs, I am propud of you.
Bobbi & Rebecca: Daddy!
Celtie: ...((rolls eyes))
Patricia: Who is this? ((stalks around Nick))
Nick: I am the Nick, fair maiden.
Patricia: ((pounce))
Nick: I am tak-((moan))-en! Please, stop! ((moan)) I love only-((moan))-Princess Tonbo! ((moan))
Patricia: Who said anything about love?
Nick: ((moan))
Bobbi: ((glomps Red))
Kano: ((relief))
Red: Woman! Get off me!
Bobbi: ((glomps harder))
Kano: ((pounced by Heyoka)) ((moan))
Red: Air! ((faint from lack of air))
Rebecca: You broke him!
Bobbi: Oops?
Trunks: ((pounced by Tree)) Mmpfmmpfmmpf! (translation: What the fuck!) ((moan))
Bobbi: O.o This is so wierd. ((looks down)) Why is there seran wrap in my left shoe? ((Bat Out of Hell))
Rebecca: My work here is done. nn ((skips off))
Take 9 (This one's mine, but I get just as perverted in it...)
Mizu: Loser has to kiss a fish, remember?
Sora: This is getting old.
Mizu: I know, but we gotta make Dart happy. I mean, look at him! ... O.O On second thought, don't look at him.
Dart: (("having fun" with Link and Elazul)) ((moan))
Mizu: I hope he feels better...
Link: He will when we're through with him!
Mizu: ((blush))
Riku: ((comes up to Mizu)) You know, watching them has me getting a little frisky...
Mizu: ((blushes harder)) ((giggles)) You could at least keep me warm tonight, Riku.
Sora: ((chokes on a laugh))
Riku: ((ignores Sora)) I think I can manage a little more than that... ((slips hands down Mizu's shorts))
Mizu: Eep! ... ((likeys)) You-((moan))-naughty boy, you!
Sora: ((his turn to blush)) Not in front of me, guys!
Riku: Why not? We're getting it on camera, too!
Mizu: Besides, you need to know ((moan)) what to do for Kairi.
Bobbi: I should not have gone pic hunting last night... O.O Will you two stop it! You're giving me and orgasm!
Mizu: ((raises eyebrow))
Riku: Then don't look.
Mizu&Riku: ((continue))
Bobbi: O.O There went my innocense...
Rebecca: Like you ever had any. ((watches)) Can you turn Mizu into a guy?
Mizu: Try it and I'll find you NC-17 yuri!
Riku: I think we're a little beyond NC-17 by now, koishii...
Fayt&Albel: ((show up)) ((watch)) ((get ideas)) Hmm...
Rebecca: ((prepares to watch yaoi-ness))
Fayt&Albel: ((don't dissapoint her)) ((moan))
Bobbi: Now I know how Talia feels when Rolan decides he wants to be a daddy...
Cloud: Whoah! Mizu, try doing that in bed!
Sephiroth: ((infected by the frisky-ness)) Feeling left out?
Cloud: Uhm... ((blushes)) ... ((gets molested by Sephiroth)) ((moan))
Bobbi: Oh dear God!
Legato: ((infected too)) D'you really want me to?
Bobbi: I like my virginity where it is, thanks.
Legato: ((looks at Mizu&Riku)) O.O What virginity?
Bobbi: ((looks too)) O.O ... My physical virginity. ... Holy hell!
Sora: I shouldn't be watching this... O.O I really shouldn't be watching this!
Bobbi: Me neither...
Sephiroth: Sora, come join us!
Sora: ((gulp)) Uhm...
Sephiroth: ((drags Sora in))
Sora: ((moan)) Okay, stop! ((moan)) Not cool! Hey-((moan))
Rebecca: ((watches)) Ooh... yaoi-ness!
Legato: You sure...?
Bobbi: Fairly sure. I like you better in homicidal-maniac mode anyway.
Legato: ((pouts))
Bobbi: Oh, no...
Legato: ((continues pouting))
Bobbi: ((shoves him in w/ Albel&Fayt)) New customer, have fun boys!
Albel&Fayt: ((pause)) ((look at each other)) ((shrug)) ((play with Legato too))
Bobbi: Hoo, boy, that was close.
Patricia: ((pops in)) I'm very dissapointed in you!
Bobbi: I'm saving it for you, y'know... ((wink))
Patricia: Sorry, I'm taken. ((molests the 20 Ryous and Daisuke))
Daisuke: ((runs away screaming)) ((hides behind Bobbi)) Save me, please!
Bobbi: I'll think about it. Uhm... no. 'Tricia, he's over here! ((points at Daisuke))
Daisuke: Damn you.
Bobbi: Seventeen years ahead of you.
Seventeen: ((pops in)) You called?
Rath: Juunana! ((pounce))
Bobbi: Who needs lemons when I have you guys? ((resigns herself to the hentai)) ((takes notes))
Rebecca: ... ((hands Bobbi a camera))
Bobbi: ((shrugs)) ((takes pictures))
Rebecca: ((takes over theatre cameras))
Dart: ((oblivious to the camera usage)) ((moans))
Kit: And any last trace of innocense just flew merrily down the drain. ... ((pounces Albel&Fayt&Legato))
Mizu: ((turns magically into a guy))
Riku: Hello! ... ((confuzzled)) That wasn't there before...
Mizu: ((looks down)) Holy hell!
Bobbi: Rebecca!
Rebecca: Ku ku ku... nn
Riku&Mizu: ((ignore sudden transfornmation and let loose again))
Sora: I really shouldn't-((moan)) I hate you, Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: I know. ((moan)) Oh that's nice...
Cloud: You're welcome! nn
Sora: ((tries to get away))
Cloud: ((drags Sora back in)) We're just getting started, love, stay put!
Bobbi: Okay, do not cross Mercedes Lackey with hentai thoughts...
Rebecca: Aww, how sweet...
Sora: And the sad thing is, I like it. ((moan))
Kairi: SORA!
Sora: ((gulp)) Uh... hi, Kairi...
Cloud: Wanna join us? ((moan))
Kairi: No, I don't!
Sephiroth: Come on, it's lots of fun!
Ansem: ((pops in, grabs Kairi, & joins the hentai fun))
Bobbi: Wow, a five-some. That's new.
Rebecca: Just wait 'til we're done, then it'll be a 30-something-some!
Bobbi: Hmmm... Yatta...
Take 10 (Mine again)
Mizu: Loser has to kiss a fish, remember?
Sora: ... Who are you?
Mizu: ... Dammit, I'm still in boy mode!
Bobbi: You make a very hot boy, too...
Mizu: Back off, I'm Riku's.
Riku: Yes, you are... ((and they start again))
Mizu: ((moan))
Bobbi: Dart's gonna kill us.
Dart: ((molesting and getting molested by Link&Elazul))
Bobbi: Or not...
Take 11 (Rebecca's) (This one's my favorite of all of them! nn)
Mizu: Loser has to kiss a fish, remember?
Sora: Grr... ((looks up)) Huh?
((a light shines down and an unearthly singing is heard))
Man falling down out of sky: I am the Jesus Fish. I have come to take your pie.
All: ((stare in shock))
Jesus Fish: Kano...
Kano: Yeah?
Jesus Fish: Stick your hand to the floor with crazy glue.
Kano: Sure, okay.
Heyoka: Don't you dare!
Riku: Well, Sora, he says he's a fish, right? ((shove))
Sora&Jesus Fish: ((kiss))
Sora: Hey, this is a wig! ((yanks off Jesus Fish's hair)) Oh my god!
Sephiroth: Whatever it is, I don't care. ... Hikari, why are you wearing a toga?
Cloud: Eh heh. Heh. ((scratches the back of his head)) So I can kiss Sora?
Sephiroth: ... ((oounces Cloud and Sora simultaneously))
Cloud&Sora: ((moan))
Legato: ((walks in)) Sephiroth, you're having fun without me! ((pounces))
Albel: Hey, I remember that guy. ((pounces Legato))
Fayt: Uh... Albel?
Albel: ((grabs Fayt and pulls him in))
Fayt: ((pounced))
Riku: Well that's something you don't see every day.
Ansem: Indeed.
Riku: What are you doing here?
Ansem: Hush, Hikari. There are much better uses for your mouth. ((grabs Riku))
Riku: Hey!
Ansem: ((pounces the six-some))
Riku: ((moan))
Bobbi: Wow. At this rate it might actually get to thirty.
Rebecca: That's the plan! ((grabs movie cameras)) ((films))
Bobbi: Oi vei!
Mizu: Riku, I'll save you! ((rushes into the eight-some, frying pan held high))
((flash of light))
Mizu: I'm a guy again, dammit! ((pulled in)) ((moan))
Teek: Mizu! ((rushes in))
((flash of light))
Teek: ((looks down)) I'm a guy? ((pulled in))
Trunks: Ah! Little si... Little brother! If anything happens to you, Dad'll kill me! Get out of there!
Teek: ((momentarily escapes the writhing mass of bodies)) You're no fun. ((grabs him)) You need to get laid. ((goes back and drags him with her... him))
Tree: Mine! ((pounces Trunks))
Link: Help!
Dart&Elazul: ((dive in after him))
Bobbi: O.O Is that even physically possible?
Rebecca: Apparently. Now we're up to fifteen!
Heyoka: ((still trying to get Kano not to stick his hand to the floor)) I'm serious! Stop!
Kano: No.
Heyoka: I'll... I'll pounce you!
Kano: You wouldn't dare.
Heyoka: Oh, wouldn't I?
Kano: ((stops and puts down the crazy glue))
Red: ((pounce))
Kano: ((moan))
Rebecca: Seventeen!
Seventeen: Yes?
Bobbi: You know, they're not actually in the Mass of Writhing BodiesTM
Rath: Juunana! ((glomps Seventeen))
Heyoka: Hey, what are you doing to Kano? ((tackles Red & accidentally pushes all three of them into the Mass of Writhing BodiesTM))
Rebecca: Eighteen!
Bobbi: ((sigh)) I give up...
Eighteen: What? ((looks around)) What the fuck...?
((flash of light))
Eighteen: What the FUCK!
Rath: Juuhaku! ((glomps Eighteen))
Eighteen & Seventeen's heads: ((bonk))
Eighteen & Seventeen: Ow!
Rath: ((snuggles))
Sora: ((staggers out of the Mass of Writhing BodiesTM)) Wow... ((stumbles over to Squall and falls on him)) Wow...
Squall: ...
Sephiroth: ((also makes his way out of the Mass of Writhing BodiesTM)) ((walks over to Sora)) ((picks him up))
Sora: Wow...
Squall: ...
Sephiroth: ((looks at Squall))
Squall: ...
Sephiroth: ((picks up Squall))
Squall: ...
Cloud: ... Yami...
Yami Yugi, Yami Bakura, Yami Malik, & Semira: ((look over))
Semira: O.O ((covers Sidra's and Salvia's eyes)) ((runs))
Yami Yugi, Yami Bakura, & Yami Malik: ((look at each other)) ((look at the Mass of Writhing BodiesTM)) ((look at respective Hikaris)) ((evil smiles))
Yugi, Ryou, & Malik: ((tilt heads cutely)) ?
Yami Yugi, Yami Bakura, & Yami Malik: ((grab a Hikari)) ((head over to the Mass of Writhing BodiesTM))
Yami Yugi & Yami Bakura: ((stop)) ((look down at Hikari))
Yugi & Ryou?
Yami Yugi & Yami Bakura: ((trade Hikaris)) ((head over to the Mass of Writhing BodiesTM))
Sephiroth: ((carrying Sora & Squall back to Mass of Writhing BodiesTM)) ((pounces Cloud))
Seventeen: Should we be watching this?
Eighteen: I don't think so...
Rath: ((snuggles)) nn
Seventeen & Eighteen: ((look down at Rath)) ((sigh))
Trunks: ((stumbles out)) If I have to be molested, you have to be molested! ((shoves Seventeen in))
Rath: ((yelps)) ((dives in after Seventeen)) Juunana! ((still glomped on Eighteen))
Eighteen: I hate all men! ((dragged in))
Trunks: ((stares at Mass of Writhing BodiesTM)) ...
Teek & Tree: ((swiftly return Trunks to the Mass of Writhing BodiesTM)) ((pounces))
Trunks: ((moan))
Bobbi: How many now? n.nu
Rebecca: Twenty-seven! nnnnnnnnnnnn
Link: Help...
Celtic Guardian: Little brother?
Harpy's Brother: Hmm?
Celtic Guardian: No, my little brother. His name is Link.
Harpy's Brother: You have a brother?
Celtie: Yeah...
Pet Brother: You learn something new every day.
Celtie: ((sees Link among the Mass of Writhing BodiesTM)) Little Brother! ((dashes in after him))
Pet Brother: O-oi! ((follows))
Dark Magician & Neo the Magic Swordsman: ((stare))
Dark Magician: Do I see what I think I see?
Neo the Magic Swordsman: Only if I see what I think I see.
Darkie: Well, there's only one thing to do.
Neo: Are you ready?
Darkie: ((nod))
Neo: Then let's go.
Darkie & Neo: Chaaaaaaarge! ((charge the blockhouse)) ((the Mass of Writhing BodiesTM, we mean))
Sesshoumaru: Why am I here?
Bobbi: Because Patricia thinks you look like Sephiroth.
Sesshoumaru: I see. Who's Sephiroth?
Sephiroth: ((reverse pounces Sesshoumaru))
Sesshoumaru: ((is forced to pounce Sephiroth)) ?
Sephiroth: ((moan))
Sesshoumaru: I'm going to kill Inuyasha. ((starts to get up))
Sephiroth: ((pounces))
Sesshoumaru: Mmphf?
Inuyasha: You called? O.O
Rebecca: Puppy!
James the Puppy: I am not Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: No, I am.
James: ((stare))
Inu: What!
James: Oh my god, it's Inuyasha!
Rebecca: ((snaps))
James & Inu: ((kiss)) O.O
Koga: Mine. ((drags Inu over to the Mass of Writhing BodiesTM))
Inu: ((moan))
James: O.O
Rebecca: Puppy! ((glomp))
James: ((falls over)) What the hell get off of me! ((hits on the head))
Rebecca: ((lets go)) Itai! TT
James: ((pauses)) ((looks down)) ((hits several times in succession))
Rebecca: Grr... ((bites James's hand))
James: Aahh! Get it off me! Get it off me! ((runs around screaming and flailing with Rebecca hanging off his hand with her teeth))
Rebecca: ((let go before the flailing breaks her neck)) Oh my neck. For that matter, oh my teeth.
Nick: ((jumps James))
James: ((tries to run)) ((runs them into the Mass of Writhing BodiesTM))
Bobbi: How many is that now?
Rebecca: About thirty-six, I think.
Bobbi: Yay.
Rebecca: ((looks at Bobbi))
Bobbi: What? ((nervous))
Rebecca: ((evil smile))
Bobbi: ((very nervous))
Rebecca: n.n ((pounce))
Bobbi?mmphf?...! ((moan))
Take 12 (Mine again, continueing with the random hentai-yaoi-incest fun) (BTW, everyone that was turned into a boy last time is still a boy)
Mizu: ((panting)) Holy fuck...
Legato: You sure?
Mizu: Riku's first in line, dammit...
Bobbi: DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT TO ME AGAIN! ((about as red as the blood-pen))
Rebecca: What? ((innocent look))
Bobbi: ((turning redder by the second)) You know very well what!
Teek: ((snuggled against Trunks, Tree, Link, Elazul, Dart, & Celtie)) I think we should do something about her.
Trunks: You are really perverted when you're a boy.
Teek: Don't I know it! nn ((slips hand down Trunks's pants)) And you like it, too, don't you?
Trunks: Do ((moan)) not!
Teek: ((nibbling Trunks's ear)) Coulda fooled me...
Trunks: ((pushes Teek away)) Dammit, stop it!
Teek: ((hurt look)) ((hurt look isn't working)) ((puppy dog eyes)) ((sniffle)) ((more Puppy Dog Eyes equipped with Pouting Lip))
Trunks: ((resolve wavers)) Dammit...
Teek: ((pounces))
Sora: No fish yet?
Mizu: Go kiss Rebecca then.
Sora: No! I got slapped last time I did that!
Cloud: ((pounces Sora)) So forget the fish...
Sora: ((moan)) Okay... ((moan))
Bobbi: Will you people stop it! I'm having orgasms again!
Mizu: You're welcome.
Riku: ((slips hand down Mizu's shorts))
Mizu: ((moan)) ((returns the favor))
Riku: Playtime, koishii... ((pounces Mizu))
Mizu: ((pounces back))
Bobbi: Grr... Stop it, I said!
Teek: ((still having sex with Trunks)) And I thought my aniki needed to get laid... ((shoves Bobbi into Legato))
((flash of light))
Bobbi: Oh, hell!
Legato: ((pounce))
Bobbi: ((moan)) Dammit... ((moan)) Stop it! ((moan)) ((moan)) Oh, well, ((moan)) so much for my ((moan)) virginity. ((pounces back))
Legato: That's better... ((moan))
Rebecca: Woo! ((films))
Sephiroth: ((pounces Cloud&Sora))
Link: ((pounces Dart))
Dart: ((moan)) ((pulls Elazul in))
Elazul: ((moan))
Bobbi: It's a ((moan)) Sex Fest up here! ((moan))
Fayt: O.O
Albel: Hmmm... ((meaningful glance at Fayt))
Fayt?
Albel: ((pounces Fayt))
Fayt: Oh ((moan)) God!
Legato & Sephiroth: ((look up)) Yes? ((get pulled back into it by respective sex partners)) ((moan))
Patricia: ((appears)) O.O Hello! ((pounced by Celtie)) ((moan)) ((pounces back))
Celtie: ((moan))
20 Ryous: ((jealous)) ((pounce Patricia&Celtie))
Inuyasha: My ama! ((pounces Patricia))
Tree: ((pounces Trunks))
Link: Hey!
Dart: ((gets untangled from Elazul)) ((unties Link)) ((pounces))
Link: ((moan)) Thank you... ((moan))
Elazul: ((pounces Link&Dart))
Legato&Bobbi: ((pounce Sephiroth,Sora,&Cloud))
Rebecca: ((still filming))
Seph,Sora,&Cloud: ((moan)) ((pounce back))
Legato&Bobbi: ((moan))
Kit: ((somehow got pounced by Albel and Fayt)) Whoah! ((gets out))
((flash of light))
Kit: ((looks down)) Where'd that come from? ((is pounced again)) ((moan))
Bobbi: Maybe I shouldn't ((moan)) post these up ((moan)) on the internet. That would ((moan)) disturb a lot of ((moan)) people... Okay, that's it! ((pounces harder))
Legato,Sephiroth,Sora&Cloud: ((moan loudly))
Rebecca: ((zoomed in on the wonderful yaoi-ness)) ((still filming)) Ku ku ku...
Bobbi: Y'know... ((moan)) Since this is ((moan)) all your fault... ((pounces Rebecca))
((flash of light))
Rebecca: ((moan)) Oh, crap...
Bobbi: Now it's your turn! ((is pounced by Legato,Sephiroth,Sora,&Cloud again)) ((moan)) How d'you like it, Rebecca?
Rebecca: Lots! ((moan)) I'm a yaoi participant! ((moan)) Who's filming, though?
Casper the Friendly Ghost: O.O ((is scarred for life... er, death... whatever)) ((manning... er, ghosting the cameras))
Squall: O.O ...
Sephiroth: ((pulls Squall in))
Squall: Whatever... ((moan))
Random Passing Stranger: Holy fuck!
All: Precisely! ((go back to yaoi-pouncy-ness)) ((moan))
Random Passing Stranger: ((runs away screaming))
Kano: ((totally freaked out))
Red: ... ((pounces Kano))
Kano: ((moan))
Seventeen, Eighteen, & Rath: ((watch)) O.O
Sephiroth: ((takes pity on non-participants)) ((pounces))
Seventeen, Eighteen, & Rath: ((moan))
((flash of light))
Eighteen: I'm a man again? ((moan)) Oh well... ((pounces back))
Hiei: ((pops in)) Hn... ((watches))
Jiyne: ((pounces))
((flash of light))
Jiyne: Not me, too! ((pounces anyway))
Hiei: ((pounces back))
Kurama: Hey!
Hiei: ((reverse pounces Kurama)) ((moan)) ((just plain pounces Kurama))
Kurama: ((moan))
Yusuke: ((pops in)) What the fuck?
Koenma: I think you just answered yourself.
Jiyne,Hiei,&Kurama: ((pounce Koenma & Yusuke))
Koenma & Yusuke: ((resign themselves to the situation)) ((moan))
Seifer: ((pops in)) ((surveys scene)) ?
Squall: ((pounces Seifer))
Seifer: ((moan)) ((refuses to be outdone by Sqaull))
Squall: ((double moan))
Zell: What the...?
Seifer: Get in here, chicken-wuss.
Zell: Uh, no th- ((pounced by Seifer&Squall)) ((moan))
Laguna: ((pops in)) Whoah... ((gets pounced))
All Final Fantasy characters: ((pounce each other))
Legato,Sora,Bobbi,Seventeen,Eighteen,Rath,&Rebecca: ((get pulled into Final Fantasy KnotTM))
Final Fantasy KnotTM: ((pounces all other participants))
Everyone: ((moan))
Kairi: Sora! Not again!
Ansem: Yep. Again.
((flash of light))
Kairi: What the-? Oh, no...
Ansem: ((pounces Kairi)) ((pulls Kairi into newly formed Mass of Writhing BodiesTM)) Oh, yes...
Kairi: ((moan))
Sora: ((pounces Kairi)) ((is pounced back)) ((moan))
Vegeta: ((pops in)) ((spots his chidren)) Teek! Trunks! What're you doing!
Teek&Trunks: Hi, Dad. ((still participating)) ((moan))
Legato: Would you like to join us? ((moan))
Vegeta: No I would not like to join you! You two, OUT!
Teek&Trunks: ((look at each other)) ((sigh))
Teek: ((pounces Vegeta)) Come on, Daddy, it's fun!
Vegeta: Mmphf! ((moan)) Oh, no...
Teek: ((evil chuckle)) Oh, yes... ((returns to Mass of Writhing BodiesTM w/ Vegeta))
Casper: ((fainted from horror a long time ago))
Bobbi: Would this qualify as an orgy? ((moan)) Oh, Legato... ((moan))
Rebecca: Naw. An orgy is eight people in a room without shoes on. ((moan))
((Hand in Hand (Reprise) playing continuously in the background))
Mismatch: ((surveys scene)) Holy hell!
Squall: ((pounces))
((flash of light))
Mismatch: ((moan)) Oh, don't stop... ((moan))
Rinoa: ((pops in)) Oh my God?
((flash of light))
Rinoa: Yeep!
Squall: ((pounces Rinoa))
Rinoa: No, don't-((moan)) Squall...
Squall: Yes...? ((continues))
Rinoa: Oh! ((moan)) Oh... ((gasp)) ((moan)) Stop, please... ((moan)) Oh...
Mismatch: ((pounces Laguna))
Laguna: ((moan))((pounces back))
Mismatch: ((moan)) Ah... ((moan))
Bobbi: Great in here, isn't it? ((moan))
Mismatch: Yes... ((moan)) very...
Rinoa: ((moan)) No, don't stop... ((moan)) Don't ever stop... ((moan))
((Makes you wonder what they're doing, doesn't it?))
Bobbi: ((squeel)) Hello! Oh... ((moan))
Rebecca: We should-((moan)) probably stop ((moan)) some time soon. ((moan)) Before we all ((moan)) die from exhaustion... ((moan))
Bobbi: Hm... ((moan)) No, let's not stop... ((continues molesting Legato and Sephiroth)) Let's never stop... ((moan))
Sephiroth: ((moan))
Legato: Holy hell! ((moan))
Patricia: If we stop, ((moan)) I'll kill every ((moan)) last one of you! ((re-pounces Inuyasha))
Ansem: Hikari... ((moan))
Riku: Yes, yami? ((moan))
Ansem: I think ((moan)) Mizu might be ((moan)) a little lonely over there... ((moan))
Riku: She'll forgive me... ((moan))
Mizu: ((pounces Ansem&Riku)) Forgive what?
Ansem&Riku: ((moan))
Vegeta: ((gets out)) You ((pant)) people are ((pant pant)) Crazy!
Legato: And? ((moan))
Vegeta: ((leaves))
Teek&Trunks: ((don't notice)) ((moan))
Kit: Ow, Albel... ((moan)) Your claws... ((moan)) Be gentle, will you? Whoah! ((gasp))
Albel: Better?
Kit: Yes...! ((moan)) Oh, yes, much, ((moan)) much better... ((moan))
Fayt: How was that? ((moan))
Kit: ((moan)) Oh... ((moan))
Kano: ((moan)) Red, stop, please! ((moan))
Red: Why? ((moan)) You like it, don't you?
Kano: ((moan)) Yes... ((moan)) Oh, yes... ((crying))
Red: So why stop? ((moan))
Kano: ((moan)) It's ((moan)) rape, that's why! ((moan))
Red: So?
Kano: ((moan)) So stop! ((moan))
Red: No. ((moan)) You owe me, you bastard. ((moan))
Kano: ((moan)) No...
Red: I'm just collecting ((moan)) my due.
the Nick: O.O
Patricia: ((pounces))
the Nick: Not again! ((moan))
Patricia: There, now you're not the only one getting raped, Kano! ((moan))
the Nick: ((moan)) No! I love--((moan)) only ((moan)) Princess Tonbo! ((moan)) I ((moan)) told you that! ((moan))
Kano: ((moan)) No, please! ((moan))
Red: Shut up and enjoy it, you bitch! ((moan))
Kano: ((still crying)) ((moan)) No, I don't ((moan)) want to! ((moan)) Stop! ((moan))
Bobbi: Red, be a little ((moan)) more gentle. ((moan)) He might actually ((moan)) want it if--((moan)) if you do. ((moan))
Red: Okay, then. ((tries being gentle)) Is this better, Kano?
Kano: ((moan)) Yes... ((moan)) ((done crying)) Much...
Red: Good. ((continues))
Kano: Oh... ((moan)) Okay, ((moan)) don't stop... ((moan))
Red: That's a good boy... ((moan))
the Nick: ((moan)) St-stop! ((moan)) I've told you--((moan))
Patricia: Has Tonbo ever ((moan)) done this for you?
the Nick: No... ((moan))
Patricia: So stop complaining... ((moan))
the Nick: ((moan)) ((gasp)) ((moan)) Fine... ((moan)) ((pounces))
Patricia: ((moan)) Oh, much better, Nick! ((moan)) Yes, much ((moan)) better...
Heero: ((pops in)) ((watches)) ((shows no reaction))
Duo: ((pops in)) ((pounces Heero))
Heero: ((moan)) ((pounces back)) ((moan))
Trowa: ((pounces)) ((gets pounced)) ((moan))
Quatre: ((pops in)) O.O ((gets pounced)) Eep! ((moan))
Heero&Duo&Trowa&Quatre: ((join Mass of Writhing BodiesTM))
Heyoka: ((pops in)) Hm... ((pounces Kagerou characters))
Kano&Red & Nick: ((moan)) ((pounce back))
Heyoka: ((moan))
Sephiroth: ((pounces Mizu&Riku&Ansem))
Mizu: ((moan)) Oh! ((moan)) Hi, Seph! ((moan))
Riku: ((moan)) Don't stop ((moan)) father! ((moan))
Ansem: ((moan)) ((pounces back))
Sephiroth: ((moan)) ((to Riku)) Don't worry, son, ((moan)) I'll never stop... ((moan))
Riku: ((moan)) Oh, father... ((moan)) Ah! ((moan)) Mizu...
Mizu: Liked that, did you? ((moan)) ((does it again))
Riku: ((moan)) Oh, don't stop... ((moan))
Mizu: ((still doing it)) Okay... ((moan)) Sephiroth, you're dist-((moan))-racting me! ((still going))
Riku: ((moan))
Sephiroth: ((moan)) But Mizu...
Mizu: ((moan))
Sephiroth: You need one, too... ((moan))
Mizu: ((continues with Riku's)) ((moan))
Riku: ((gasp)) Yami! ((moan))
Yami Yugi, Yami Bakura, Yami Malik, & Semira: Hm?
Semira: Oh, no... O.O Rebecca!
Rebecca: ((moan)) Yes? ((moan))
Semira: ((gaping like a landed fish)) ((leaves))
Riku: My yami... ((moan))
Yami Yugi, Yami Bakura, & Yami Malik: Oh. ((molest respective hikaris)) ((join Mass of Writhing BodiesTM))
Yugi, Ryou, & Malik: ((moan))
Ansem: ((moan)) Yes, hikari?
Riku: Don't ((moan)) stop ((moan)) yami!
Ansem: Okay... ((moan))
Sora: Cloud, what are you--((moan)) Never mind... ((moan))
Cloud: ((moan))
Bobbi: I'm ((moan)) exhausted... ((moan)) Oh, well... ((moan))
Legato: Whoah! ((moan)) Whoah...
Bobbi: I'm not ((moan)) stopping ((moan)) until I faint! ((moan))
Seventeen: And to think ((moan)) she used to be so innocent. ((moan))
Trunks: ((giving Seventeen a blow job)) Mm... ((moan)) Don't stop...
Teek: Like I'm ((moan)) gonna. ((moan))
Rath: ((moan)) You'd ((moan)) better not! ((moan)) Juunana... ((moan))
Rune & Thatz: ((pop in)) The hell? ((freaked out))
the Nick: ((pounces Rune)) Fair maiden!
Rune: I'm a ((moan)) guy! ((moan))
Squall: ((pounces Thatz))
Thatz: Mphf! ((moan))
Kay: ((pounces Bakura))
((flash of light))
Bakura: ((pounces back)) ((moan))
Kay: ((moan))
Karth: ...? O.O
((flash of light))
Karth: ((looks down)) Oh, no...
Heero: ((pounces))
Karth: ((moan)) ((pounces back))
Heero: ((moan)) ((pulls Karth into Mass of Writhing BodiesTM))
Everyone not in Mass of Writhing BodiesTM: ((gets pulled in))
Phoe: ((left out))
((flash of light))
Phoe: ((ignores)) ((spots Link)) ((pounces)) ((gets pounced)) ((moan))
Lea & Sayara: ((wander in)) Holy fuck...
((flash of light))
Dart&Elazul: ((pull in Lea and Sayara, respectively))
Lea & Sayara: ((moan))
Shogai & Shi: ((survey scene))
Rath: ((pounces Shi))
Shi: ((moan)) ((pounces back))
((flash of light))
Shogai: Oh, dear... ((gets pounced by Thatz)) ((moan))
Kenshin & Sanosuke: ((pop in)) O.O ((get pounced)) ((moan))
Rae: Oh, no...
((flash of light))
Rae: Oh, hell no! ((gets pounced by Sano)) ((moan))
Kiba, Tsume, & Tooboe: ((come in)) Uhm...
Meri&Lilth: Might wanna run, boys.
((flash of light))
Meri&Lilth: ((sigh)) Shoulda seen it coming...
Kiba&Tsume: ((poune Meri&Lilth)) ((pounce each other)) ((pounce Tooboe)) ((pounce Mass of Writhing BodiesTM)) ((moan))
Tooboe, Meri&Lilth: ((moan))
Inea: Uhm... ((tries to run))
((flash of light))
Inea: ((gets pouned by Koga)) Oh, shit... ((moan))
Koga: ((pounces Mass of Writhing Bodies TM)) ((gets pounced)) ((moan))
Sesshoumaru: Not again...
Sephiroth: ((busy with Riku,Mizu&Ansem)) ((moan))
Sessoumaru: ((tries to escape))
Inuyasha: ((pounces Sesshoumaru))
Sesshoumaru: Crap... ((moan))
Lloyd: ((randomly pops in)) ?
Albert: ((same as Lloyd)) Oh, no...
Lea: ((pounces Lloyd))
Lloyd: Lea, what--? ((moan))
Dart: ((pounces Albert))
Albert: Hey, stop--((moan))
Kaistern, Lykouleon, Ruwalk, Kharl, Garfacy, Gil, Nadil, Shydeman, & Shyrendora: ((come in)) The hell?
((flash of light)) The fuck?
Kaistern, Lykouleon, Ruwalk, Kharl, Garfacy, Gil, Nadil, Shydeman, & Shyrendora: ((get pounced by Rath,Rune,Thatz,Shogai&Shi)) ((moan))
Caine & Kane: Uh...
((flash of light))
Caine & Kane: ((resign themselves to the situation)) Pouncing in 3, 2, 1...
Seda & Gaspard: ((pounce Caine & Kane, respectively)) ((pounce Mass of Writhing BodiesTM)) ((moan))
Caine & Kane: Excess pouncage, but oh well. ((moan)) ((pounce back))
Ren, Robin, Kismet, Ty, Dirk, Runil, & Lark: ((watch)) O.O ((get ignored)) ((collective sigh of relief))
((flash of light))
Ty & Robin: Oh, hell...
Ren, Kismet, Dirk, Runil, & Lark: Oh, boy...
Ren, Robin, Kismet, Ty, Dirk, Runil, & Lark: ((get punced by someone)) ... ((moan))
Bobbi: Whoah... ((moan)) It's ((moan)) crowded up here... ((moan))
Legato: This way nobody's ((moan)) left out. ((moan))
Cloud: ((moan)) When'd you learn to ((moan)) do that, Sora? ((moan))
Sora: Just now. ((moan)) Did you like it? ((moan))
Cloud: Yes, ((moan)) I liked it ((moan)) a lot. ((moan))
Sora: Then let's do it again...
Cloud: ((moan))
Riku: ((moan)) Okay, ((moan)) who did ((moan)) that?
Sephiroth: That was me... ((moan))
Mizu: ((moan)) Oh, Riku, don't ((moan)) stop! ((moan))
Riku: ((moan)) I won't, koishii. ((moan))
Ansem: ((moan)) If you like it that much ((moan)) we'll never stop. ((moan)) Will we, Hikari? ((moan))
Riku: ((moan)) No, yami. ((moan)) I'll never stop. ((moan)) I'll do anything ((moan)) to keep this going ((moan)) forever. ((moan))
Ansem: Anything? ((moan))
Riku: Anything... ((moan)) Absolutely anything... ((moan))
Ansem: ((redoubles efforts))
Riku: ((moans loudly)) Yami! ((moan)) ((returns it))
Ansem: ((moan)) My Hikari... ((moan))
Mizu: ((moan)) Oh... ((gasp)) ((moan))
Sephiroth: Having fun? ((moan))
Mizu: Yes... ((moan)) Please, ((moan)) don't stop. ((moan))
Riku&Sephiroth: ((trade partners))
Mizu: Oh! ((moan)) Koishii... ((moan))
Riku: ((moan)) Ashke... ((moan))
Mizu: ((gasp)) Riku... don't ((moan)) don't stop. ((moan))
Riku: Don't ((moan)) worry about that. ((moan)) I have no intention ((moan)) to ever stop. ((moan))
Mizu: Oh, ((moan)) good. ((gives unexpected blow job))
Riku: Whoah! ((falls over)) ((moan)) ((continues doing whatever to Mizu))
Mizu: ((moan))
Bobbi: Okay, ((moan)) I think we've ((moan)) officially gone ((moan)) overboard... ((moan))
Legato: No such thing... ((continues))
Bobbi: ((moan))
Cameras: ((run out of film))
DIRECTOR COMENTARY
Dart: There's no way we can follow up on that last blooper.
Bobbi: Except to write it out in so much detail that lemons look like something Disney would cook up. Unfortunatly I don't know enough about such activities to pull that off.
Dart: ((shrug)) Oh well. At least we had fun. ((gives Link a hickey)) Didn't we?
Link: ((moan)) Yup. ((pounces))
Bobbi: ((turns off camera))
A/N: There's more bloopers than there is chapter! For that matter, there's more bloopers than there is story... OMG, we got so hentai... And I participated... Ewww... ((cowers in a corner somewhere))
Teek: ((a girl again and no longer unbearably Hentai)) ((staying at least 20 feet away from Trunks)) We could give a pretty good shot at a Purple High type of fic... ((shudders))
Trunks: ((staying at least 1,654 feet away from Tree)) Let's not and say we did? ((sees Dart, Link, & Elazul)) HOW CAN YOU THREE POSSIBLY STAND SO CLOSE TO EACH OTHER AFTER THAT!
Me: I don't wanna know... I don't even wanna know what we were on in those bloopers... And if anyone says "each other," I will skin you alive!
Mizu: ((still perfectly capable of snuggling Riku, and doing so)) Your head freaks me out sometimes, Twerp.
Me: Try being in it constantly. You haven't even begun to be wierded out yet, Mizu.
Riku: It never ceases to amaze me how out of character we can get up there.
Me, Mizu, Teek, & Trunks: Join the club.