Chapter 9- Nature Castle
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"Yahhh! The Nature Castle! Lets go kick some Dark Seal butt!" James said. "It's not that easy. Ganon probably sent some of his strongest warriors to guard the Dark Seals. So don't get your hopes up." Link said.
But the Forest Castle was beautiful. It was like the inside of the Forest Temple except much brighter. There was a Dark Light Coming out of the center. Err… The Castle was a spiral in the room we were in. "C'mon!" I said jumping out of the cart like a ninja, "Lets get going. I sliced through a couple of Keese that were advancing on me. They were child's play. I ran down the spiral, advancing on the Dark light. "Joan, wait!" Link exclaimed, "You can die!" I suddenly stopped. An urge went through me that made me fall over. "Thanks for waiting!" Link said, "Did you know what you were doing? You could've died on your, hey… what's wrong." Link said.
"I've… got… to… go…" I said. "Go where?" Janet asked. "Go… to… the… bathroom…" I barely worded. I couldn't stand, anymore of this and I'd soil my clothes! So I grabbed the Rock Medallion and the Fish's Head. I made a platform of rock and made a barrier around it. When I got there, I went behind the tree on the side of the room, and… well went. It was weird, though. I… well, never… went as a girl… Once I was relieved, I put down the barrier and watched the rock crumble away as I walked off of it. "You done?" Link asked, as I gave back the charms I took. "Yes. Much better." I said. I was so relieved, ahh… how nice it was. "Alright, Lets go." I said. As we progressed down the path, the monsters got harsher. It started with Keese, but soon it turned into multiple Dodongos. "Take this!" I said, putting the finishing touch on defeating a Stalfos. Then a chest appeared for me.
Joan receives the Magic Star. This gives you a little magic power. Worth 16 units!
But everyone got a magic star too, 'cept Link. So we all got magic.
Once we got to the bottom, the dark light was stronger than ever. There was a chest there too. Link opened it:
Link got the dungeon map. This shows you rooms you have been and not been in yet. Look at it on the Map Screen.
"Captain Obvious. The map is on the Map Screen. Incredible!" I said, looking at the words above.
"Now that that is taken care of, lets look at this here map." Link said. "WAIT! Who wants gum? I found it in my knapsack. It must have been the only thing that didn't change in the trip here!" I said, "Five rupees a piece! Hey, a girls got to have money!" Everyone forked over the money for it. Link needed two pieces because he swallowed the first piece. He needed instructions on how to chew gum. "You don't swallow it Fathead, just chew it! Spit it out when you're done!" I explained. "Oh…" He said in dismay.
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Five minutes later…
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Ten minutes later…
After ten minutes everyone spat out their gum over the edge and down the bottomless shaft to the bottom of the castle. If the boss had gum on their head, everyone owed me twenty rupees each! Link swallowed his for the sixth time. I had made thirty rupees off of him!
"Okay, now lets take a look at that map!"