Chapter 10- Life in a Monster
Disclaimer- I. Don't. Own. Zelda. And. Related. I. Do. Own. The. Stuff. I. Created. Like. The. Extra. Places. And. Items. 'Nuff. Said.
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"Okay. Beneath this Dark Hole is a room with lots of Exits. But how do we get past the Dark Hole?" Link said. I had an idea. This I uncommonly do, think that is. I threw a Throwing Knife into the hole. It sunk like quicksand, and then made a KLUNKing sound. "Okay! Time to act stupid and save our butts!" I screamed. I yelled out some gibberish, and then jumped into the hole. "HMMMM… c-c-c-c-o-o-o-l-l-d-d-d-d." I shivered. This was freezing! But soon I fell on my butt. "Ouch1 It's a portal guys! It is cold, and watch your butt, but it is perfectly safe!" I yelled to the above. Then, three figures fell out of the ceiling and hurt their butts too. "OWWW!" I heard from my comrades upon impact… erm… impacts. I was also wet, as were my friends. But now we were stuck in a dilemma, which way to go? "Link, where to next?" I asked. " The map is all soggy. Can't tell." He said.
There were six doors. "Well, we are going to have to choose." I said. Three doors had locks. The ones with locks had numbers above them. 1, 2, and 3. One door had a big lock on it. That was the boss door. The only ones left were two unlocked doors. One looked so cheesy. It was windows with a suppositive gleaming, smiling sun. Not it. The only one left was a door with a rusty hinge and doorknob. "That one!" I said. We all got up. James went over to the fake one and got hit. Luckily, he put up his shield in time.
We all entered the door. To our surprise, the next room wasn't dark like the last one was. All there was in here were a few torches and a blue Chu-Chu. Then the Dark Deal appeared on the ground. The Chu-Chu got big. Really Big! And then it did the last thing I'd thought it'd do, it swallowed me.
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"Joan! Joan, are you okay?" James asked me. He was bent over me. "You had been knocked out for an hour! We got rid of the Chu-Chu, but we still have a while to go! C'mon, unless you can't walk!"
"No. I'm fine." I said. I was still dizzy. Okay, scratch what I said before. Everyone was bent over me. I got up on my feet, but I fell back over. Luckily, Link caught me. "Thanks." I said. "Anytime." He said.
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After a few falls, we got to the door and started to progress farther through the castle. Finally, we got to another mini-boss. This time, I didn't get eaten. But I did get slimed. It was a Dodongo we had to fight. A BIG Dodongo. When it blew up, I was against the wall. I couldn't afford to die, but Link had a cure! After it blew up, I got slimed by guts. "Disgusting!" I yelled, "AAAUUUGGHHH!" Link had now picked some herbs and mixed them with some water. He put in some powder after. "Here, drink this. It'll give you back energy." He said. "Coffee?" I asked. "Ummm… Kind of…" he said.
"I have ADHD! It'll do the exact opposite!" I yelled. "Well it also regenerates you health." Link said softly. So I drank it. I felt tired, but invigorated at the same time.
"Okay… I'm… woozy, but okay…" I said sleepily. 'By the way, where are the fairies?" I asked.
"They're sleeping at my house, back at the forest." Link said, "They were really tired when we got to the castle, so they went back." "But I'm still here!" Navi said flying out from under Link's hat.
"Okay, lets get going!" Link said.
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After bashing up a few monsters, and finding a few keys, open doors, we finally came to a door with a giant lock. "The boss door! This is it!" Link said. "But where is the key?" Janet asked. "Over there. That shiny chest with the blue body!" I pointed out. It was behind a bunch of vines. Then I realized that we were on towers, and if you fell down… well we can get to that later. I jumped from tower to tower and sliced my scimitar when I got to the vines. The result? Nothing. Zip. Nada. Zero. Because of this, the shock sent me back and my sword dropped. Then a Like-Like came and spat it at my face. Then Link shot an Ice Arrow at it. It froze. Then he shot the vines. "Slice 'em Joan, and quick!" He said. I cut them grabbed the key and got back to the safety of my friends.
Joan got the Boss Key. This opens the Boss Door so you can destroy the boss. Yeah! But there is more than one twist behind that door…
"What is that supposed to mean? I yelled. "Never mind. Let's just go." Link scolded
He unlocked the door. It opened and we entered.
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