Chapter 11-The Big Boss Battle

Disclaimer- I don't own Zelda. But Zelda owns me. Crap, I hate when that happens. But, I do own everything else. Thanks for that, at least that's… mediocre.

When we entered the room, there was no boss. But there was a poem on the wall. So we all read it. It said:

To those who are a traveling four,

Who scour the Earth to find evil more

Think about the choices you've made.

The places you've been, the money you've paid.

Then fear the one you hate the most,

The bully next door, or the cheese on your toast.

What have you done and whom do you fear,

For this will make a difference in here!

Each battle for each of you won't be the same,

The field could be grass and the sky may have rain.

In the next room, your foe is alike,

But what he does have give you a fright.

Based on your life and what you have done,

You may win or your foe may have won.

For the enemy is based on your life's own account

Because those bad things you've done may be the battlefront.

Now each of you must enter a door,

But only two people can touch the same floor.

Two people must battle side by side,

And watch as your fears really do come alive.

And when your fears mix, and twist into one,

Then the shadows at last get to have fun.

So watch as you die by your own fear's desire,

And be eaten by shadows while burning in evils fire.

…

Good-Bye, Fools!

Then the wall with the inscription rose just as soon as we were done. Behind it was a torch. While it didn't have a passage, we then saw four doors. "Choose a door everyone! Let's get this creep!" Link said. We all chose a door. Naturally, James couldn't pick because he was a loser. The loser of the group never picks!

Anyway, I traveled down a hallway that twisted and turned. There was always a green streak of light. Only once did I run into Janet, who had a blue streak of light. "Hey," I said. "Hey," She replied. Then we went our ways. Finally, I saw a light and touched down my bare feet, yes bare feet, onto… water? Yeah, it was definitely the wet stuff that everyone loves. Up to my ankles. Oh… did I mention my fall? Yes I fell; the ground was really slimy, under all the water. Then I heard a yell and Link popped out of the other tunnel. "Who-Hoo! What a ride!" He said.

"Umm… Link…" I said. "Yeah?" He asked. "You back is… it's… your back… was slimed." I said, nodding my head at the last two words. I turned around. Anyway, the tunnels had closed up, so this was definitely the boss room. Anyway, I saw two figures. One was a giant pig, and the other was… Link's silhouette. Then the fused into one shadowy figure and came over to my side of the floor. I tripped of course… from the slime and the speed of the figure. Then I saw two more figures.

One was a little white dog. She had curly hair, and a curly tail. A family was around her. The dog was dead. My dog was dead. That was… my worst fear. The other figure was, Zelda dead. My own ancestor dead… They too fused into a dark figure. The two joined in the center of the room, leaving me behind. Then they formed one figure. This figure then became black-and-white, then inked, then colored. Like a comic book. Then white words came up on the screen.

Shadows of Life

-Evil Dream Figure-

"Hjfd ui svd kl!" The thing said.

…

"Get it Joan!" Link said. So I got it. I ran after it. And then I stabbed it. Thoughts of my dog dying flowed through my head. "Noooo!" I yelled. I was thrown back. The 'SoL' then proceeded to slash me. The slash went from the right side of my outfit to my left shoulder. Then the SoL came back and made another slash that went from my left shoulder to the same side waist. This open flap then sagged down, reveling something that I didn't want to have shown. "Whoa… Okay, now I'm blind." Link said. The SoL was having thoughts of slashing me. He then shrugged and pulled out a throwing knife. A throwing knife? While the SoL was trying to smack the snot out of Link with his knives, I pulled off my knapsack. Still blushing, I reached for a few throwing knives. Almost using the idea of a safety pin, I pinned up my outfit. Then I pulled my blade from its holder and beat the living shi…I mean the living snot out of the SoL. While images of my dead dog appeared in my head, I also saw better images and eventually, I saw Link bringing my dog back to life. The SoL wasn't dead though. It just kept splitting. But then I got an idea.

"Link! Throw me Din's Fire!" I yelled, still beating the living snot out of the little freaks the size of garden gnomes. "Why?" he asked. "'Cause you just saw me half naked! That's why!" I yelled. "Fine," he said, "But don't bring that image back into my head. Okay!" And with that he threw me Din's Fire. I did a few grunting noises and poses, my slashed shirt fell down, but Link didn't see. Finally I threw my fist (But not the spell) towards the ground. A flame came and destroyed the gnome-sized SoLs. "Bingo." I said, re-sashing my shirt. Then Background music played noting that we beat the boss. A circle appeared and Link entered it.

"You coming?" He asked. "One sec. I'll be there. I just have to change. I don't think you want to see." I said. "Good point. Later." He said. A crystal formed around him and he flew up. I took off the Gerudo Outfit and took out my dress. Balancing the dress on my head, to avoid getting it slimed, I put the slimy outfit away and put on my dress. I was getting use to it, but it still felt weird in a way.

…

Once everything was in its place I stepped into the circle of light. The my feet were soaked and wrinkled, like when you swim for hours and you fingers are all weird-like-wrinkly. Anyway, I ran out with my feet crystallized. The crystal broke just in time for me to get the Heart Container.

Joan got the Heart Container. This adds one extra heart to your hearts. This also restores all health to full.

Then I went into the circle of light.