Prologue
A quick note. Hello, I'm Enno, a new user here on Fanfiction. This is also my first fanfiction. Fire Emblem Path of Radiance: Twisted! is a retelling of the classic story, but with humor added and changes. This is for mature audiences because of swearing and other stuff. The prologue is kinda boring but it will get better. Enjoy.
Ike and his father Greil are battling in a green forest with practice swords
Ike: Urgh! Attempts to hit Greil but misses
Greil hits Ike
Greil: Well Ike? You had enough?
Ike's sister Mist comes running toward them
Mist: Daaaaaad! Iiiiiiiiike!
Greil: Oh, Mist!
Greil looks away and Ike attempts to hit him in the back but Greil dodges
Ike: Hey!
Greil: Look Ike! A car!
Ike: WHERE?
Ike looks away and is hit in the back by Greil
Ike is knocked out.
Greil: Dumbass! Cars haven't been invented yet!
Mist: Oh noes!
Ike dreams of his deceased Mother singing a lullaby to him and wakes up
Ike: Urg…What happened?...
Mist: Dad beat you. Again.
Ike: Bad luck! I'll fight him again!
Greil: So you're ready Ike? Good let's go!
Boyd comes running towards Greil
Boyd: Hey boss! Titania sent me to tell you that your soaps are on!
Greil: My soaps! Yay! Jake marries Rachel in this one! It's the season finale! Ike, we'll have to continue this later. Fight Boyd. Mist, you referee.
Ike: Boyd? Boyd sucks ass!
Boyd: Watch it bitch face!
Ike: Fine! It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!
Mist: You can take Boyd, Ike! He's got nothing!
Boyd: Nothing? NOTHING? Oh yeah, I scored a 2 pointer on a ring the bell game yesterday! How's that?
Mist: The one down the road? I won that two times already.
Boyd: Wha-
Ike hits Boyd
Ike: I win!
Boyd: No! That didn't count! I wasn't ready!
Ike: Miiiiiiist! Boyd is a cheateeeeeeeeeeeer!
Mist: Ike wins final judgement.
Boyd: God dammit!
Greil: That was a good episode…Hey! Who won?
Ike: I did! Can I join the mercenaries now?
Greil: K. Your first mission is tomorrow. Be ready.
Ike: Hooray!
end prologue